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StarsStripesandGrit 23 points ago +23 / -0

This is the funniest episode in history. "Matter of fact I did see a bag of marijuana while I was under there"

Cop "oh yeah? About how much would you say was there"

"If I had to guess, I'd say about an oz"

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Italians_Invented_2A 11 points ago +11 / -0

Oh, I thought the cop was chasing him only because he was a jogger. You're telling me there was another reason?

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Donald_Gear_Solid 14 points ago +15 / -1

Dude is lucky he did not get shot, he telegraphed he was going to do something stupid from a mile away. Then he reaches for his waist and turns body, that is how 90 percent of cop shootings happen. Watch sucker punch videos, have same body language before they punch. T. ex-cop

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Italians_Invented_2A 1 point ago +4 / -3

You can't shoot a jogger only because he runs away.

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bangbus 11 points ago +11 / -0

It’s not the run but rather the reach near the end. A lot of guys get dusted on that reach.

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StrongHarm 9 points ago +9 / -0

My favorite as well! https://youtu.be/549IvT9JcXc

Some other highlights... "I was just headin home from the store to get a blunt... cause I've been working all week.. all week". "If there's something under the house.. It . ain't . mine . " he says with a smile "You can just take my word and just let me go." "There's a lot of people that go under there late night! Late night! I be seein drug activity coming from this house every night but I just don't say nothing.. cause I keep it moving" "Now this is going to be my breakdown moment of snitchin... my first time.. I did see something under there.. but it ain't mine.. it looked like it was a bag of weed... proly 4 grams" "it ain't mine.. I swear on my mamas grave" "I ain't trying to go back to jail.. I'm on the straight and narrow road to (sussess)" "You know.. you get off work you do your little dirty... some people drink some people sniff some people smoke." Cop: "Yeah but the only thing you said that's legal is drinking" "Yeah.. but that weed is iiiiilll legal and I just made a dumb mistake" "Why am I going to jail? It ain't mine I swear to God"

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Ogcarvattack 4 points ago +4 / -0

I was in stiches. so classic

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MYNAMEISBETTY [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

What is drugs