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sgttoporbottoms 80 points ago +80 / -0

Hands up, don’t shoot! REEE

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PeacefullautoFlavor [S] 44 points ago +44 / -0

REEEEEEEEEE

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ImpeachTheWitchHunt 13 points ago +13 / -0

SPAM!

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DickTick 9 points ago +9 / -0

Horribly processed ham in a can!

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Donald_Gear_Solid 6 points ago +6 / -0

SPAM is delicious, I make SPAM fried rice for kids often.

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syntaxError 6 points ago +6 / -0

spam-musubi's are callin my name rn lol

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Cmchn 5 points ago +5 / -0

I prefer spam with baked beans, myself.

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syntaxError 3 points ago +3 / -0

need to try that hs

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CondeNasty 3 points ago +3 / -0

Most imported food to Hawaii. Explains a lot about Obama.

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Histrionic_Answer 7 points ago +7 / -0

DEPORT

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PeacefullautoFlavor [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

YOUR OUTTA HERE

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wavearsenal333 2 points ago +2 / -0

Go home to mommy!

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0x730x650x6e0x730x65 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha imagine spending your life trying to steal from people because you have nothing of value to offer.

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Escalator_Moment 14 points ago +14 / -0

Hands up, dont loot

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Deadpool 14 points ago +14 / -0

Pants up, don’t loot! 😳😂

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MakeAmericaGreat9 8 points ago +8 / -0

I totally lost it at "reee" 😂😂

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niconicoreeee 5 points ago +5 / -0

TEN FEET TALLER

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FreshCovfefe3 3 points ago +3 / -0

PANTS UP, DON'T LOOT!!!

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remember1776 48 points ago +48 / -0

I am but a humble salt farmer

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remember1776 12 points ago +12 / -0

Farming is Life. 'Flyovers' feed liberal hell holes.

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Parcus 13 points ago +13 / -0

"why are there little squares all over the countryside!?"

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remember1776 6 points ago +6 / -0

Must be the UFOs at it again!

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IHerdUlikeMAGAkips 6 points ago +6 / -0

Salt farming is a nonessential business and should already be closed.

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PeacefullautoFlavor [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

psssh its almost ant ifa season hunting is essential unlimited tags too

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remember1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Culling the antifa herds plaguing our land is of utmost importance to keep their populations in check.

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Loc12 36 points ago +37 / -1

What's it like to make a man cry?

Wouldn't know, I've only made communists cry

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Deadpool 13 points ago +13 / -0

Hahahahaha, I was a Yuuuuge fan of the original quote, but I have to admit your variation is outf*cking standing! 👌

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Escalator_Moment 22 points ago +22 / -0

Thats a rare pepe

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Liberty_Prime 17 points ago +17 / -0

Bad pedes, bad pedes...whatcha gonna do?

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ProfessionalCourtesy 2 points ago +2 / -0

...when they (Intelligence Community) come for you!

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Bbasher 15 points ago +15 / -0

Early sticky I see. Real early to be honest.

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PeacefullautoFlavor [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

shocked myself

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PeacefullautoFlavor [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

i hope so that's a win

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PeacefullautoFlavor [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

WHO'S DOWN VOTING deport the SHILL

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PeacefullautoFlavor [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

weaponized autism ?

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kag-2020- 8 points ago +8 / -0

Finally the infamous hacker known as pede has been captured. I can see the headlines already:

Infamous 'pede' brought to justice forensics teams announced nearly 17 gazillion memes were found on hard drive

Kek worshipping cult leader 'pepe' from cybercriminal lair 'thedonald' found with several kilos of salt

Authorities capture right-wing neo nazi's head of cyber division after spending several years promoting hate speech

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PeacefullautoFlavor [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

your forgot the KeK statue lol

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LiberalismIsTheVirus 2 points ago +2 / -0

How does pede measure up to the 400lb hacker?

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kag-2020- 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's about two feet taller, weighs in just under 800 pounds and has a 0% BMI.

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JohnnyWolverine 7 points ago +7 / -0

A Pepe-leptic seizure.

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PeacefullautoFlavor [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

reeeee cyber crime

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TheJimmReaper 5 points ago +6 / -1

The Commies are out in force i got heavily down voted for calling a doomer a commie so

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Astra 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why do we hear crying from the basement then?

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frogman1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

Free Speech Cybercrminals. +1

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spaceforce_chaplain 4 points ago +4 / -0

Send that gif to tentacle hentai aficionado Kurt Eichenwald and tell him to enjoy his seizure.

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JamesSunderland 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks. Now I want fried chicken.

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BeefSupreme29 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hands up, don't dispoot!

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knnbccb 3 points ago +3 / -0

"You're turning the friggin' frogs GAY!"

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thenameisdonald 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pepelepsy

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DelveDeeper 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are you trying to give commies an epileptic fit? You must be a CYBERCRIMINAL

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PeacefullautoFlavor [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dont forget to follow Salter Cracker on Youtube and DLive. The salt must flow

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jsphere256 2 points ago +2 / -0

Freeze! Cyber Police!

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bubble_bursts 2 points ago +2 / -0

The tears came flowing the first time they saw themselves in the mirror

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DC_Deeb 2 points ago +2 / -0

Whoa! Love it! A bit epileptic, but LOVE it!

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TheBestDuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cyberhacker!

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McDonaldsOnly 2 points ago +2 / -0

Esteadshow Dashaballa!

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SentryS 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's ONLY salt I swear!

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USPATRIOT90 1 point ago +2 / -1

NSFL WARNING, almost gave me a seizure