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Donald_Gear_Solid 52 points ago +52 / -0

IDK... whos asking? Did the fedora tip you off? Yes, I am a gentleman, before you ask. Also, I would stop asking questions before I have to use this 10,000 times folded steel Katana on you. Nothing personal kid, wubba lubbba dub dub.

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BetaODork 23 points ago +23 / -0

Love your username lol

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rockytrumpoa 9 points ago +9 / -0

td.win usernames are bigly.

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magastrophysicist 5 points ago +5 / -0

Submitting a comment for judgment of my username.

  • Your local based astrophysicist
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BigfootAteMyAss 6 points ago +6 / -0

Same here

  • Your local based Sasquatch enthusiast
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magastrophysicist 4 points ago +4 / -0

I had no idea anyone was enthused by Big Mike!

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TommyLasordasBallBag 2 points ago +2 / -0

I really should pardon myself from this conversation... not something I should be a contestant in

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nano_nick 2 points ago +2 / -0

M'lady waifu would be most upset if she were to find out my true identity was the hacker known as 4Chan!

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Sneker 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm the hacker now.

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SyNiKaLiTy 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am Qanon

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TrumpIsDaddy2020 25 points ago +25 / -0

"Let me see if I can get in the mainframe real quick.... Got it! Were in!"

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CocaineRimJob 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'll write a GUI interface to access the hacker's computer

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workinating 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'll inject the CSS with hex code algorithms to enhance the database!

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MakeAmericaLegendary 7 points ago +7 / -0

“All I have to do is pivot through DHCP to buffer overflow the RSA server.”

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CokeOrPepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought it was just a bunch of tubes?

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CocaineRimJob 6 points ago +6 / -0

enhance

ENHANCE ENHANCE ENHANCE

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workinating 4 points ago +4 / -0

Isolate the node and dump them on the other side of the router!

RUN... HACK.EXE... ENDIF... METADATA... PORT SCAN... JPG...

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hloblart 22 points ago +22 / -0

If you modify the CSS rules, you can also downvote. 133t.

(Also available if you turn of community styling)

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Tranny_Fluid 6 points ago +6 / -0

Is that you hackerman?

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TheBestDuck 5 points ago +5 / -0

hacking the hackers u so 1337 !!11!

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hloblart 1 point ago +1 / -0

7 is t, knew I was forgetting something.

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MapleBaconWaffles 5 points ago +5 / -0

Presses F12 and enters the matrix.

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me-no-likely 2 points ago +2 / -0

Press F5 to refresh

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Npc-1776 19 points ago +19 / -0

You're now a smooth criminal

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Comingupblank [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

Hee-hee.

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magastrophysicist 3 points ago +3 / -0

you've been struck by, cyber criminals!

FREE-HEE-HEE-DOM!

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WhitePowerRanger 3 points ago +3 / -0

THRILLER!

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Whimpy13 2 points ago +2 / -0

1337 H4X0R

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ImpeachTheWitchHunt 16 points ago +16 / -0

😂

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WhitePowerRanger 3 points ago +3 / -0

Found Ned Flanders

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HEXEN 10 points ago +10 / -0

oh fo sho

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OutcastSeal 8 points ago +8 / -0

The truth police calling people who state the truth criminals.

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themaga 7 points ago +7 / -0

Queue michael jackson up you smooth cybercriminal.

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SNOWBREAKS 5 points ago +5 / -0

need to know this as well. i want to infiltrate the cia so i need some credentials on the cyber

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Saynotosleepyjoe 5 points ago +5 / -0

I do believe Upvotes are definitely different from overvotes 🤷🏻‍♂️ But we are the hackers 🤦🏻‍♂️

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JerryNadlerBeltFund 4 points ago +4 / -0

If upvoting here makes you a cyber criminal, then any dem who retweets Bill Clinton is a rapist. It's only fair.

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Zarghed 4 points ago +4 / -0

Progress! We went from crackers to hackers!

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WINged_hussars 3 points ago +3 / -0

That sounds racist, I prefer to be called Saltine-American! My pronouns are Na/Bis/Co, thank you very much!

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

What is Pre-Op Michelle Obama hacking into?

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Eaglebro 2 points ago +2 / -0

Upvoting? That's stage 3 hackerman stuff. 😳

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DonMaga 2 points ago +2 / -0

We have the best cyber criminals, don't we folks!

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Saynotosleepyjoe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait ...wait.. this just in : Mainstream media reports that pointing and clicking combined with occasional comments and minimal censorship is now classified as hacking and also what’s that ..now massive upvotes trend is showing direct link to evil patriot syndicate Fox News first on the scene to expose the collusion with a group of powerful men in charge of protecting Americans hair secrets...This is cyber crime people 🐸

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NCBuck 1 point ago +1 / -0

Everyone has a role to play in the hacking. Great job!

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Recoveredliberal 1 point ago +1 / -0

If sort by new you are

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Elariom23 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is it a bad idea for this forum to have a legal fund? Do what PV does, sue them until they retract.

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WesternMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

I always knew the cyber would lead to trouble.

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Trump_World_Order 1 point ago +1 / -0

Upvoting the wrong stuff is enough to get you warned and probably banned at Reddit.

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me-no-likely 1 point ago +1 / -0

Elite hacker status!

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socal_maga 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes. You are.

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Thehoytime 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hello Morpheus.

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DanIsSwell 1 point ago +1 / -0

Your honor, he’s an accessory!

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my_pw_is_password 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes! This war is as much about getting the facts delivered to the people as it is about finding thise facts!

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12gauge 1 point ago +1 / -0

Powered by 45 gigahertz of RAM.

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Miztivin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is this me?

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TrancePhreak 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is the best laptop to do hacking with! Source: I own Hackers on DVD.

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Wolfebane84 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's some serious lower face prognathism.

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AngrySerb1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lmfao God's speed Patriot!

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kanyewon 1 point ago +1 / -0

life sentence of dispoot for you

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