Wow, he probably hacked a truck to steal it! Don't worry, I just called the cyber police at Twitter. They said jack dorsey's wigging out on peyote at the moment, but he'll be on the case when he comes to. Thank the dark lord!
Why is it that a person that caught red handed and arrested has to be referred to as alleged but they can outright call us criminals without consequences?
I won't be repeating it. My wife and I sold our wedding and engagement rings to buy guns and gun training courses. We won't let them take our ethnic neighbors some day. We all need to train ourselves to protect our democracy before it's too late. It sucks that I wake up crying every day now because this is our world. I wasn't meant to be a soldier I was a cheese maker. I made fucking cheese. But now I'm a soldier thrown into some Hitler remake god it's awful
they’re criminalizing TD, therefore they can shut it down.
They can't shut us down if they get shut down first.
Amen. Delivery drivers are modern day Santa Clauses!
Am a broker, nothing but respect for y’all
I'm a cybercriminal but I identify as a journalist, therefore, TDW is an absolute beacon of truth and facts.
Jeeezz, guess that speeding ticket I got 40 years ago left me with a criminal record! Who'd-a-thunk-it!?
Tater Salad!
Hmmm sounds exactly like something a... cybercriminal would say.
Wow, he probably hacked a truck to steal it! Don't worry, I just called the cyber police at Twitter. They said jack dorsey's wigging out on peyote at the moment, but he'll be on the case when he comes to. Thank the dark lord!
It's not your job to decide who or what you are, it's the presses job. - likely FOX News response
Yeah, driving your truck through the underbelly of the dark web maybe.
literally the plot to ghost in the shell.
the garbage(truck) driver had his shell hacked and he didn't even know he was being used to remotely hack on his garbage truck pickup route.
If I'm to be relied upon to commit cyber crimes then we are all in big trouble
Correction: They want to MAKE us "cybercriminals" for being able to state truth.
Why is it that a person that caught red handed and arrested has to be referred to as alleged but they can outright call us criminals without consequences?
Fellow truck driver here. Reporting for duty at the cyber crime division.
We need to get an CB version of this out their for you all!
I'm pretty sure this is our "I'm Sparticus!" moment. (Or, I'm a CyberCriminal and so's my wife...)
Better update that resume fren
Thought criminal more like
My full time job is selling windows. my part time job is master cybercriminal.
I used to be a cheesemaker. But now I pack an rgb keyboard and hack l33t crimes on the cyber daily.
Is Fox News trying to make us official enemies of the deep state (outlaws)?
That is #Dr Cyber Crime to you, Fox news!!
3 years ago: HURRR LEARN TO CODE DUMB DRUMPF VOTERS
Today: DRUMPFS BASE IS A BUNCH OF CYBERCRIMINAL MASTERMINDS
So what you’re saying is that you’ve learned to code?
I'm a masterbater "AND" a cybercriminal....
Is the pay for cybercriminals better than a delivery driver?
Asking for a friend.
I’m retired...from cyber-criminaling...now I’m a pandemic expert.
They told us "learn to code", and assumed we follow orders.
Well, you are a truck driver from Nigeria, who is a prince, that has ten million dollars to transfer in US back accounts.
Cucker Carlson told me so on FucksNews.
You’re not just a truck driver. You’re a pede. Also truck drivers keep our country running.
Will you be striking on the 29th?
Fuck these people. I’m getting tired of this bullshit.
I'm a gardener and I don't know fuck about computers
That's no truck its CYBERTRON in disguise you are fooling no one!
Pretty sure I work at a church.
I'm a cheesemaker.
I won't be repeating it. My wife and I sold our wedding and engagement rings to buy guns and gun training courses. We won't let them take our ethnic neighbors some day. We all need to train ourselves to protect our democracy before it's too late. It sucks that I wake up crying every day now because this is our world. I wasn't meant to be a soldier I was a cheese maker. I made fucking cheese. But now I'm a soldier thrown into some Hitler remake god it's awful
In Fallout games, we still had wheels of cheese.
Blessed are the cheesmakers (and so's my wife).
PATRIOTS, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?
TYPE! TYPE! TYPE!
See old commie, we brought more autists.
Liars and con artists always project their own lack of morals on others
Hey, driver! Yes, you! Honk your horn!
HONK HONNNKKK!!!!
lol, we are l33t haxx0rz!
Love it! Thank you truck driver. On so many counts! What you do during your work day and what you do during your free time! 😍
We might be cybercriminals, but at least we’re not an internet hate machine like 4chan: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=128IR21ZQa0
I’m pretty sure we haven’t even blown up a single van yet.
Seriously though: fox news has always been a fucking joke.
Roll on!!!!!!