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Wishiwastrumpswife 26 points ago +26 / -0

they’re criminalizing TD, therefore they can shut it down.

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SomeBloodyMinger 12 points ago +12 / -0

They can't shut us down if they get shut down first.

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Justin_is_Fidels_Son 10 points ago +10 / -0

Amen. Delivery drivers are modern day Santa Clauses!

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Pouches 5 points ago +5 / -0

Am a broker, nothing but respect for y’all

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TheKillingWords 14 points ago +14 / -0

I'm a cybercriminal but I identify as a journalist, therefore, TDW is an absolute beacon of truth and facts.

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Rusty_Nut 10 points ago +10 / -0

Jeeezz, guess that speeding ticket I got 40 years ago left me with a criminal record! Who'd-a-thunk-it!?

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majorpribluda 6 points ago +6 / -0

Tater Salad!

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BakedBlunts 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hmmm sounds exactly like something a... cybercriminal would say.

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kwoo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wow, he probably hacked a truck to steal it! Don't worry, I just called the cyber police at Twitter. They said jack dorsey's wigging out on peyote at the moment, but he'll be on the case when he comes to. Thank the dark lord!

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maubie 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's not your job to decide who or what you are, it's the presses job. - likely FOX News response

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Itateeverybody 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah, driving your truck through the underbelly of the dark web maybe.

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trump2036 5 points ago +5 / -0

literally the plot to ghost in the shell.

the garbage(truck) driver had his shell hacked and he didn't even know he was being used to remotely hack on his garbage truck pickup route.

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VoltronGreen1981 6 points ago +6 / -0

If I'm to be relied upon to commit cyber crimes then we are all in big trouble

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LLegendary 5 points ago +5 / -0

Correction: They want to MAKE us "cybercriminals" for being able to state truth.

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suckmycorona 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why is it that a person that caught red handed and arrested has to be referred to as alleged but they can outright call us criminals without consequences?

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Brundlefly78 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fellow truck driver here. Reporting for duty at the cyber crime division.

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Dynamic_protocol 5 points ago +5 / -0

We need to get an CB version of this out their for you all!

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EvJohn 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm pretty sure this is our "I'm Sparticus!" moment. (Or, I'm a CyberCriminal and so's my wife...)

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kag-2020- 4 points ago +4 / -0

Better update that resume fren

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Meme_war_ii_vet 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thought criminal more like

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MAGA_____bitches 4 points ago +4 / -0

My full time job is selling windows. my part time job is master cybercriminal.

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anonanomous 4 points ago +4 / -0

I used to be a cheesemaker. But now I pack an rgb keyboard and hack l33t crimes on the cyber daily.

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xkgb 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is Fox News trying to make us official enemies of the deep state (outlaws)?

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Chuj 4 points ago +4 / -0

That is #Dr Cyber Crime to you, Fox news!!

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 4 points ago +4 / -0

3 years ago: HURRR LEARN TO CODE DUMB DRUMPF VOTERS

Today: DRUMPFS BASE IS A BUNCH OF CYBERCRIMINAL MASTERMINDS

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nachosamplerREBORN 3 points ago +3 / -0

So what you’re saying is that you’ve learned to code?

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jkatzz 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm a masterbater "AND" a cybercriminal....

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Fastabenj 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is the pay for cybercriminals better than a delivery driver?

Asking for a friend.

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Pablomaracas 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m retired...from cyber-criminaling...now I’m a pandemic expert.

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sorrytodisagree 3 points ago +3 / -0

They told us "learn to code", and assumed we follow orders.

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HeatherSwanson 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, you are a truck driver from Nigeria, who is a prince, that has ten million dollars to transfer in US back accounts.

Cucker Carlson told me so on FucksNews.

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charlesthehammer 3 points ago +3 / -0

You’re not just a truck driver. You’re a pede. Also truck drivers keep our country running.

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Mavdick96 3 points ago +3 / -0

Will you be striking on the 29th?

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TownHallBall 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck these people. I’m getting tired of this bullshit.

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australian 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm a gardener and I don't know fuck about computers

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themaga 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's no truck its CYBERTRON in disguise you are fooling no one!

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Undying 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pretty sure I work at a church.

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68droptop 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm a cheesemaker.

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Ameronaut 3 points ago +3 / -0

I won't be repeating it. My wife and I sold our wedding and engagement rings to buy guns and gun training courses. We won't let them take our ethnic neighbors some day. We all need to train ourselves to protect our democracy before it's too late. It sucks that I wake up crying every day now because this is our world. I wasn't meant to be a soldier I was a cheese maker. I made fucking cheese. But now I'm a soldier thrown into some Hitler remake god it's awful

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Teslo 2 points ago +2 / -0

In Fallout games, we still had wheels of cheese.

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EvJohn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Blessed are the cheesmakers (and so's my wife).

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CanadianTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

PATRIOTS, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?

TYPE! TYPE! TYPE!

See old commie, we brought more autists.

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Caferrell3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Liars and con artists always project their own lack of morals on others

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catsfive 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey, driver! Yes, you! Honk your horn!

HONK HONNNKKK!!!!

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Lol_Garrus 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol, we are l33t haxx0rz!

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Lioncat331 2 points ago +2 / -0

Love it! Thank you truck driver. On so many counts! What you do during your work day and what you do during your free time! 😍

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mshecubis 2 points ago +2 / -0

We might be cybercriminals, but at least we’re not an internet hate machine like 4chan: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=128IR21ZQa0

I’m pretty sure we haven’t even blown up a single van yet.

Seriously though: fox news has always been a fucking joke.

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VelveetaJohnson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Roll on!!!!!!