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Biden_Sniffs_Kids 521 points ago +521 / -0

Romney was in on it.

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Luckyftw 466 points ago +466 / -0

Before Trump, politics was like professional wrestling. "OK, it's your turn to win!"

Both "sides" had the same goals and are really friends in a big club behind the curtain. Controlled opposition and all that.

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Pepbrandt 199 points ago +199 / -0

Whoa whoa whoa. Professional wrestling is 100% real.

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AenAllAin 110 points ago +110 / -0

Well, I agree that it is less fake than these politicians Trump is exposing...

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DonJr2032 69 points ago +69 / -0

We should all take a moment to consider and enjoy the fact that President Trump just tweeted out a story that begins with this sentence:

Is President Trump a time-traveler?

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CHOOCHOO_BITCHES 47 points ago +47 / -0

He did a video where he opens with "hello you might recognize me, your favorite president" I love the guy lol

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DonJr2032 34 points ago +34 / -0

I love it when Trump says that. I remember about a year ago when he did a surprise call in to Rush's show and greeted everyone with "It's your favorite President!"

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BirthPilled86 20 points ago +20 / -0

With great power comes great trolling.

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Phil_DeGraves 6 points ago +6 / -0

He said once "Remember my uncle had access to Tesla's work"

He has the secrets of their 1990 cover version of the 1971 hit single "Signs"? Oh my god! That's TOO MUCH POWER to have!

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Cyphr -8 points ago +5 / -13

Trolling the Q tards... priceless.

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KekMasterYoda 7 points ago +7 / -0

We're all time travelers if you think about it.

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Worlox 6 points ago +6 / -0

... is he?

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HockeyMom4Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

I can confirm. He is.

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PatrickDuffyLeg 4 points ago +4 / -0

I had to look up “kayfabe”. Wow! So many parallels to our MSM big fake media outlets:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kayfabe

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HockeyMom4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wow. What a word. I seriously learn something new here everyday. Thanks for the link.

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BirthPilled86 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

Now if only they could stylize some hardcore whoop-ass on these candy ass politicians...

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HowardRoark 4 points ago +4 / -0

"MuH hEaD cAnOn!!"

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cbird54 14 points ago +14 / -0

More real than politics anyway.

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Mr_Noh 2 points ago +2 / -0

That seems a pretty low hurdle to clear, though.

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ippwndu 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know all about pwnin'.

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errydaktal 25 points ago +25 / -0

This is exactly right. Trump knows he is in on it and that Romney doesn't really think that thats why he quoted 'fair and square' rather than there being a lack of quotation marks, because that's what Romney would be saying.

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CantStumpIWin 11 points ago +11 / -0

because that's what Romney would be saying.

Pretty sure he said exactly that during his concession speech.

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FireannDireach 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sidney Powell referenced Republicans using Dominion to secure their races. I am 100% certain she was referring to Romney now. And that's why Romney is hiding behind the DNC's skirts right now, he knows Trump's team knows, and are about to deploy Space Force on his traitorous ass.

We now need to start saying "Mitt Romney, traitor", because that's what he is. And corrupt, and a criminal.

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Sapphire2Sea 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mitt Romney and the word "fair" should never appear in the same sentence. But Romney is no doubt a "square."

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UkDeplorable 16 points ago +16 / -0

Probably the only person other than Trump who could drive the media insane:

Vince Grapefruits McMahon, damnit

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M_DMA 12 points ago +12 / -0

It happened some time during Bush SR's first & only term and it was a Bush/Clinton tag team until Obama entered the picture and jumped in front of Hilary via sheer subversive "talent."

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DFW1 8 points ago +8 / -0

My signed copy say, "We need to start a 3rd party". He had it pegged, even back then.

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True-Grit 6 points ago +6 / -0

More of a who gets the short straw has to do the dirty work.

had the same goals and are really friends in a big club behind the curtain. Controlled opposition

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Italians_Invented_2A 62 points ago +62 / -0

But is it because he was bribed with money to throw the election, or because he's a cuckold who receives sexual gratification from losing?

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TONSofFREEDOM 69 points ago +69 / -0

No his kids are also Ukrainian energy experts. That's why Biden says he would have a cabinet spot

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TacticalWitdotcom 18 points ago +18 / -0

This is a hilarious comment and should be enshrined forever.

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pmurTJdlanoD 33 points ago +33 / -0

Both, somehow

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dantehman81 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yes

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Choomguy 6 points ago +7 / -1

If you’ve spent any time in Utah, you’ll see plenty of little compounds with 3 or 4 houses on them. Those mormons are very fond of renting them to ‘single’ women, i dont know why...

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sbet06 13 points ago +13 / -0

He's as plastic is it gets.

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1sketchyv 7 points ago +7 / -0

Exactly

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GodBlessTrump 223 points ago +224 / -1

When Trump wins, I hope the next four years are a bloodbath for RINOs. I am so sick of these people.

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BigDaddyCoke22 116 points ago +117 / -1

At least the dims don't hide who they are. RINOS are even worst imo. Smile in your face and stab you in the back soon as you turn around.

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human_centipede 81 points ago +82 / -1

<fistbumps kamala>

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SCP0073 39 points ago +40 / -1

That pissed me off

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Shitposter69 19 points ago +19 / -0

The cum allah enjoys being fisted

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CloakAndDagger 30 points ago +30 / -0

Trators get the rope first, enemies second, never forget (metaphorically of course)

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IHerdUlikeMAGAkips 3 points ago +4 / -1

Are we talking about rope bondage or was this not related to the fetish comment? >=3

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CloakAndDagger 7 points ago +7 / -0

Trators get the rope first, enemies second, never forget (metaphorically of course)

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Philhelm 10 points ago +10 / -0

All of our enemies are traitors.

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CloakAndDagger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh no. Their country is China, not the USA, therefore they are loyal to their sworn master...

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magapotus 24 points ago +24 / -0

We need Patriots to primary these treasonous piles of shit. If we can get the voting secure(Id, paper ballots, auditing and true controls), the Dems will never win except in their cross pool communities.

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knightofday 5 points ago +5 / -0

YES

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cornpop30303 2 points ago +2 / -0

EASY, provided the elections are FAIR.

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fadingecho 10 points ago +10 / -0

That really depends on us being able to break the "well are you going to let a democrat take the seat" scare tactic. The dems use it on their lemmings pretty much every day. That and pressure from the chinese social credit systems of social media keep their voters in line.

Having fought against locally entrenched GOP elites (some in 08, more in 12), it's a tough fight. They have had years to install lackeys into offices (police, FBI, etc) and they're loyal to the letter. You simply would not believe the info they can dig up on you by calling in favors to crooked cops, agents, etc.

In 2012, they put some smooth-talking "campaign manager" in our state's Ron Paul organization who back-stabbed the fuck out of us at the end. We managed to recover in time to get to the state GOP convention but there was A LOT of conflict ending with a few arrests, of course of the Ron Paul folks and incidentally I learned one of the police tactics they use to increase the amount of force they can use on you.

(totally as an aside: Two cops were "escorting" our chairman out. Each had an arm of the guy. One cop yanked him to the left, and cop on the right flipped the fuck out and started screaming at him for trying to 'get away'. Cop on the right pulls back, then the cop on the left freaks out. They take him to the ground, knee to the back, and cuff him. I think he got a good lawsuit out of it because so many people saw how it went down.)

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alwaysready 3 points ago +3 / -0

You cant go after rinos until you have a super majority

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Sherlock 3 points ago +3 / -0

Keep in mind, Dems in DC are the same to leftist voters as RINOs are to us. How many "antiwar" Dems like Obama still kept wars continuous for the MIC? When was the last time legitimate gun legislation was passed? Thankfully, it's been awhile. D's haven't done shit since R's successfully gutted Obamacare. D's and R's are two sides of the same coin. The REAL goal is to enrich themselves and consolidate power.

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DemsFuckKids 2 points ago +2 / -0

this is the way

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kag-2020- 121 points ago +121 / -0

Mitt's such a cuck he enjoyed having the election stolen from him.

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TrOlLdAwG 24 points ago +24 / -0

Cuckfluffer

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what_the_shet 23 points ago +23 / -0

I knew Romney was a bitch once he cucked himself during the debate with Obama. He asked Obama what he meant by his hot mic statement (tell Vladimir I'll have more flexibility after the election) but didn't press Obama on it. He asked him as if it was a rhetorical question and moved on like it was nothing.

Sick of these cucked republicans.

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neehl 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ugh yes!!! That moment!!! That’s when I knew he was going to lose and was weak and in on it. He still got my vote but that’s because I refused to vote for Obama and still had some hope in politicians. It was honestly that moment though that led me to support Trump when he first came out in the primaries because he was exactly the opposite and full of energy and fire. Trump has never let me down like Mitt Romney did

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Sumarongi 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was also right after Benghazi. That would have been a kill shot. Didn’t even bring it up once.

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SoldanoSlo 11 points ago +11 / -0

I remember reports of him getting zero votes in many of the Philadelphia precincts after the election. Obvious fraud there and he didn't say a thing.

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operation_eland 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm sure there was fraud in 2012 - I'm not American but if I had the choice of Obama or his slightly creepy mormon brother from another mother I would have picked Obama. Better the devil you know and all.

Romney was a damp squib. The Republicans would have been better off with Ron Paul that year.

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WOMP_WOMP_FAGGOT 1 point ago +2 / -1

Same with McCain. He chose Palin solely because he knew it would give the leftist tv shows unlimited fodder and tank his campaign.

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juicemoney9 63 points ago +63 / -0

HOLY SHIT THE FIRE BREATHING DRAGON

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grad16uc 9 points ago +9 / -0

Here we see the fire breathing dragon square up against the Republican Rino. Not to be confused with the African Rhino, the republican variant has the formidability of a swamp fly.

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MikesBigJockstrap 57 points ago +58 / -1

Get rekt, Pierre Delecto.

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TribeGuy97 15 points ago +15 / -0

Oh my goodness I forgot about Pierre!

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YourWifesBoyfriend 10 points ago +10 / -0

Cest moi

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TheEmoEngineer 48 points ago +48 / -0

LMAO Geotus comin' in hot with the bitch slap.

Romney would be a complete idiot if he thinks there wasn't rigging in 2012.

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OhioRock3 30 points ago +30 / -0

I love when GEOTUS wakes up and is like "ya know what, I'm gonna shit on Mitt Romney today because fuck that guy"

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WillyP702 9 points ago +9 / -0

I do too!!

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TheRedbeard 28 points ago +28 / -0

Get rekt Mittens!

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george_lincoln 27 points ago +27 / -0

time traveler trump confirmed?

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VinnyTheGinny 9 points ago +10 / -1

Really does seem that way, doesn't it??

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DuplexFields 1 point ago +1 / -0

He quoted a tweet that linked an article that starts by asking if he's a time traveler. He uses the present/infinitive in the tweet. Has he EVER messed up his tenses before?

This is en passant in time-traveling chess.

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USRifle_Cal30M1 25 points ago +25 / -0

He knew he was supposed to take a dive, which is why you saw him give up during the second debate. I mean you could actually see him purposely just stop trying.

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South_Florida_Guy 24 points ago +27 / -3

Magic underwear don't allow for time travel apparently. MAGA does however.

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cabin 8 points ago +10 / -2

Devided we fall. Now is not the time for Mormon bashing.

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FL_Trumpnado 5 points ago +5 / -0

IT IS ALWAYS TIME FOR RHINO MITT ROMNEY BASHING!

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ChokingOnARedpill 20 points ago +21 / -1

Can we get some autists to scour his tweets for ones that haven't happened yet? Like predictions or claims about what he's gonna do?

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FEMAcampswimteam 19 points ago +19 / -0

Just couldn't vote for mittens as he was a weak republican, I voted Ron Paul in that general and also the primary I voted for Paul. Trump primary, and Trump in both GEs.

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Libertynfreedom4ever 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is the way

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NADSAQ 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wrote in Ron Paul in ‘08 and wish I would have done it in ‘12, too. I ended up voting Gary Johnson hoping to improve third party representation, but he revealed himself to be a buffoon in ‘16. Glad I had decided on Trump so as to not make that mistake twice.

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sustainable_saltmine 17 points ago +17 / -0

The media was OK with AlGore challenging the results of an election, no "threat to Democracy" there, but when Trump does it...REEEEEEEEE!

The only threat to democracy was that it was tainted by fraudulent voting and the ballot box stuffed for Biden by non-voters to effect an election for the preferred candidate for the media, Democrat Party and China

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offsubject 16 points ago +16 / -0

Mitt was in on it the whole time.

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PritzkersFatAss76 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is the correct take.

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Meme_war_ii_vet 14 points ago +14 / -0

Ohsnap.gif

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STUSL 14 points ago +14 / -0

Time traveler confirmed.

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Burro 14 points ago +14 / -0

Time traveler confirmed

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BigFreedomBoner 13 points ago +13 / -0

Mitt Romney is the Paul Ryans of John McCains

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NADSAQ 2 points ago +2 / -0

hey man let’s not say things we can’t take back. ouch.

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Jkjake 11 points ago +11 / -0

Kek like he could read

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FUCKFOX 11 points ago +11 / -0

Uh.....Time Travel....duh

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juicemoney9 11 points ago +11 / -0

Top 5 most savage GEOTUS tweets

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SWMom 10 points ago +10 / -0

He got screwed by Obama. Maybe in more ways than one. 😏

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Nomoralcompass89 10 points ago +10 / -0

Don't you mean Michael?

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SWMom 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kek

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ALegendInMySpareTime 10 points ago +11 / -1

Thats my President! Love you, GEOTUS!

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lostremote- 9 points ago +9 / -0

Mittens is a pussy RINO. He could have seen it with his own two eyes and not said a word.

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dantehman81 9 points ago +9 / -0

I’m old enough to have voted for Mittons, and I’m man enough to admit it. We all knew it was stolen at the time. People were sick of Obama, we were seeing the anti American bullshit all while our healthcare costs were sky rocketing up, no gdp growth and high unemployment. No one was going to the Obama rallies while Mitt was drawing crowds. The left has been stealing elections since at least Kennedy and probably before that. Now we finally have someone to call them on their bullshit.

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magabirdlady 8 points ago +8 / -0

Same. On election night when they called Ohio for Obama I turned off the tv snd political stuff till President Trump stepped on that beautiful escalator.

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Tulkas71 8 points ago +8 / -0

The 80's called and they want their vote integrity back

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DarkMemeDuck 6 points ago +6 / -0

I wish he'd tweet something to let us know they are aware of the voter fraud already being planned for the GA runoffs. There's no way he doesn't already know about it.

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JamesSunderland 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Great Donny Swami

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Graboidzero69 5 points ago +5 / -0

Strong choice of words, that "slaughtering"

(tinfoil hat on: sacrifices to Moloch)

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zxcv_qwer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, it does seem like a strange choice of words. And messing up the tense ("slaughtering" instead of "slaughtered") could be interpreted as a deliberate attempt to call more attention to it...

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komenos_9 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pierre Delecto!!!

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InRevelation12now 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fix voting equipment 1st. Issue might self correct then.

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Chickapede 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nor did Hildabeest win the popular vote in 2016. It is so obvious now why she was so sure she would win.

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JayThomasFromReddit 5 points ago +5 / -0

Shit Romney is a cuck in the truest sense: Romney watched while he let Barack fuck his supporters.

Disgusting human being.

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BerlinPede 5 points ago +5 / -0

TRUMPADAMUS has spoken - our Time-traveling, two-times serving, wall-building and letting Mexico pay for it, libtards destroying oracle.

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Venum67 5 points ago +5 / -0

If Trump knew why did he not try to clamp down on these known voter fraud tactics before the election. I understand it's getting more attention this way but it's also jeopardizing the balance of power. I will hold the line regardless. I just want to see ppl in cuffs.

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SR-71A_Blackbird 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trump refused to throw his election like that cuck Romney.

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TheNewRepublic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is Trump a time traveler? Well his uncle took over Tesla’s life works.

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WillyP702 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wonder why nobody ever talks about that. His Uncle claimed that Tesla papers didn't make sense scientifically in an interview(Which I think he was told to say that) but the US government kept everything Tesla had and only released a few documents that were not important. More than likely this means they knew mostly everything Tesla discovered was real and could be developed in to weapons and new forms of energy. Which they would hide from the public. So I think President Trump knows a lot more than we think he does.

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Iranhasnukes 4 points ago +4 / -0

Florida...2012....

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DiamondJoeQuimby 4 points ago +4 / -0

one of my deepest regrets in life is having voted for this fucking faggot

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CrushAlot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cucks gonna cuck, Sir.

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