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Doomers be like (media.patriots.win) 🇺🇸🎖️ MEME ARMY 🎖️🇺🇸
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Ophelia 230 points ago +230 / -0

THIS is how America was founded.

THIS is what we are fighting for.

We have no room for weak pussies right now. 🇺🇸

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P0keu 84 points ago +85 / -1

"b-but fellow centerpiddler... all we have is affadvits!! everyone knows that an affidavit isn't evidence in a court of law... right? I mean -- right! Trump keeps getting all 37483592 of his court cases thrown out for lack of evidence! let's just all give up, what do you say, fellow cyber criminal?"

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DemsSuck 41 points ago +41 / -0

Green frog good!

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Hlodvig915 21 points ago +21 / -0

"And if they have evidence, why don't they give it to the most important person in the country, Tucker Carlson?"

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cuckslasher 6 points ago +6 / -0

good point fellow millipede

all my boogaloo friends agree that the trump is stumped

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TeamMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

NO crickey on rink, deport chinese scum

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P0keu 6 points ago +6 / -0

Guzzle my dick, faggot.

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ClokworkGremlin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don't do that, you don't know what you'll catch.

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P0keu 7 points ago +7 / -0

kek

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horsefacestorm 4 points ago +4 / -0

You have to guzzle to know what's in it.

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BasteSpuds 21 points ago +21 / -0

Naw fam. We ride at the darkest hour and greet them in their sleep.

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Rubieroo 10 points ago +10 / -0

DURING A SMALLPOX PANDEMIC, fer cryin' out loud!

I had to shout that because we're fighting this war during a pandemic too. Of the FLU.

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Attorneyatdog 2 points ago +2 / -0

Everyone knows The French and Indians attack at dawn

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QSWO1 2 points ago +2 / -0

The French are toast, and the Indian is off the box.

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Bax101 9 points ago +9 / -0

Let me fact check you than give you a wikipedia link to counter you to stop your racist comments. Now I feel morally higher than thou. Hold on while I smell my own farts.

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Gwinetamaga 7 points ago +7 / -0

The balls on that guy Washington! I mean they were German hessians they were going to fight.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

A Hessian with oppression! /Bugs Bunny

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WeAreGonnaWin 3 points ago +3 / -0

I see only cybercriminals in this picture 🔥

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Sea_Still 86 points ago +88 / -2

Doomers are worse than leftist shills tbh

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CisSiberianOrchestra 68 points ago +68 / -0

Doomers are basically Denethor from Return of the King. Useless, overcome with despair, and a detriment to their own side.

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Mukato 22 points ago +22 / -0

Spot on Analogy!

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ChecksOut 20 points ago +20 / -0

Yup. The reason he has his mind corrupted is that he foolishly looked into a palantír and saw the workings of Sauron. It caused him so much hopelessness that he broke down and went insane. There’s an analogy in there somewhere to Doomers’ paying too much attention to the voices of evil.

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Scroon 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's not so much paying attention to the voices of evil as it is being exposed to the truth without embracing God.

I really need to finish those books.

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Philhelm 12 points ago +12 / -0

He's also like Joe Biden since he wishes that it was the surviving son who had died instead.

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Rubieroo 5 points ago +5 / -0

He showed his BIGGEST quality

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TrumpMaskReplica 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gandalf: *whack

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ChokingOnARedpill 23 points ago +23 / -0

I wish I was a mod just so I could go on doom patrol.

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xpants7751 23 points ago +23 / -0

Doomers are like RINOs.

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Cyphr 11 points ago +11 / -0

Low-engery Jeb! is the doomer poster-boy. 'Nuff said.

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tufftoffee 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes

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tufftoffee 6 points ago +6 / -0

Doomers are traitors. You have to clean house before you go after the enemy. No progress will be made with inside bickering

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Rubieroo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Concernfags have been a problem since day one. A lot of them ARE shills. That's why they get called out so hard.

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MakeAmericaWinAgain 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is so true. From the first meme war, concernfags always are nothing but dead weight. Then after we WIN they all come back claiming victory.

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yuugecrowds 66 points ago +67 / -1

Please stop stealing my lanterns Paul!

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ITOLDYOUSO [S] 23 points ago +23 / -0

2 scoops

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yuugecrowds 16 points ago +17 / -1

2 terms!!

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ShillsBTFO 15 points ago +15 / -0

2 genders

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540k-Again 8 points ago +8 / -0

2 KRAKENS <Ques JAWS music> "Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water..."

A WIN&WIN Double-Kraken Plan to Clean Up this Election:

Trust✔

Plan✔

Kraken✔

Release✔

2nd Kraken✔

Double-Pincer Plan needs you <--- we are here

https://thedonald.win/p/11Q8EhtERu/for-everyone-who-wants-djtpence-/

Jenna probably hasn't seen the 2nd Kraken yet. We need to change this.

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Rubieroo 3 points ago +3 / -0

And while we're on the subject, has anyone ever seen the Kraken and General Flynn in the same room at the same time?

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BirthPilled86 2 points ago +2 / -0

2 barrels, no dice.

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Rubieroo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pinky out, Paul!

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yuugecrowds 6 points ago +7 / -1

This is the kind of talk that has gotten us this close to a communist take over.

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Ebbie8708 37 points ago +37 / -0

I always think about to that old meme that was something like:

German soldiers are well disciplined for it has been breed into them.

Russian soldiers are fierce fighters because either they die in battle or they die at the hands of their own government.

Americans soldiers are the scariest because they don’t know what the fuck they are doing and you can’t plan for that.

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LiskaEman 18 points ago +18 / -0

I love this! And it's so true. We adapt to whatever works for us at the time to get our purpose across

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Philhelm 9 points ago +9 / -0

Nuts!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 8 points ago +8 / -0

My Mom's Uncle was there. He came home in one piece. Only because Patton saved the day by doing what everyone else said was impossible.

This is the opposite of being a doomer!

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FattyWatt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Too TRUE! Haha, I'm American & I have Russian blood in me. I'll fiercely fight(Russian), THEN I'll come back from the dead & fight! (USA) & U can't plan for that!!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

I do!

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Rubieroo 7 points ago +7 / -0

Speaking of, why ARE optics pushed so hard when they are being presented for people who literally attacked POTUS for revealing the cure for a virus that they then refused to take because they hate him so much they'd rather everyone DIE than have him be right about something?

Sorry for the rambling sentence, but SHEESH! Who cares what that kinda person thinks? They're insane!

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MagaHistorian 30 points ago +30 / -0

Let’s abandon Valley Forge guys, its too cold.

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DarkMemeDuck 33 points ago +33 / -0

George Washington has been talking about rallying troops, but I haven't seen the evidence of it yet. If he really was going to fight, the British would be gone already. And anyways the British are too big of a monarchy for some little colonizers to fight. We should just accept the British. It won't be so bad.

We can always fight them in another 4 years when someone other than Washington is around.

dInG dONg

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tufftoffee 4 points ago +5 / -1

Trump's lawyer and Alex Jones have said this is 1775/Second Revolutionary War for a reason.

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TangerineShine 26 points ago +26 / -0

George we on dem lockdowns, get yo ass back inside.

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Raposa 9 points ago +10 / -1

That's actually really cool, thanks for sharing! Honestly really sweet that the quarter has that image, a reminder of your dad and the others that backed you up.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Joisey boy here! Thanks for that.

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ITOLDYOUSO [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

You are an international memer my fren

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Loc12 23 points ago +24 / -1

Battle of the Bulge?

You're joking, it's freezing out there. Let's just let the Germans have this one

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operation_eland 6 points ago +6 / -0

To the German commander: NUTS!

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SoldierofKek 22 points ago +22 / -0

George claimed without evidence, that the British are taxing the colonists without representation.

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SoldierofKek 7 points ago +7 / -0

That headline sounds like huffington compost level gaslighting. Have you ever noticed what whenever these fags start an article with here's why" everything that follows is bullshit. Here's what getting your salary cut in half is a good thing!

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SoldierofKek 2 points ago +2 / -0

You've bot their number. Anyone who's IQ is north of room temperature is thoroughly insulted by HuffPo. Another possible headline:

"San Francisco sidewalks are covered in human feces. Here's 10 reasons why that's a good thing".

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

It lead to a dispooot!

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chopz 18 points ago +19 / -1

YES

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

300:1 ratio

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BoatingAccident 11 points ago +11 / -0

This is fucking perfect.

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bellcurvestrikesback 11 points ago +11 / -0

Von steuben keeps tryna get me to do drills but I'm just tryna chill

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Beast_Pot_Pie 10 points ago +10 / -0

If only these Doomers were more like DoomGuy

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not yet, hold the line

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niconicoreeee 9 points ago +9 / -0

The US Naval Fleet in its early days, modest and rickety, but the heart and fighting spirit is there!

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MemeWarsVet 8 points ago +8 / -0

It'll never work!

You'll be slaughtered!!

You'll freeze to death!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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IntrepidBurger 8 points ago +8 / -0

"But it's the British government, we stand no chance"

"They have a professional army, we're doomed"

"It's over, let's just pay the higher taxes"

Doomers in 1775.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +6 / -0

They were called loyalists then. They were tarred and feathered. A few were drawn and quartered. Very effective deterrent!

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SWMom 8 points ago +8 / -0

Spicy!! 🌶🌶

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TrumpTrainChoooChoo2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Guys, the British are saying we’re all just misinformed, I think we give them another shot and enjoy a warm Christmas at home, eh?

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Wexit-Delecto 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’m apparently a “doomer.”

I believe President Trump won.

I believe the Dems cheated, and the “news” colluded with them, to steal the election.

I believe there is manifest evidence for same.

I believe if the evidence were released, a significant number of normies and lefties would say “we want to win, but not like this” and President Trump would be re-elected President.

But I don’t believe any of the people we see on the stage intend to release this info to us, or are capable of doing it. Before the info is released, they will either reveal themselves a swamp monster, or be Epstein’d, after which everyone will just forget they had anything important to say at all (just like normies have concluded Epstein island is a conspiracy theory because Epstein was killed in the cell next to El Chapo before he could appear before a judge).

President Trump already ordered declas of the Russia collusion conspiracy theory investigation. The government ignored the order.

I bet the court hearing Sidney will do as the court hearing Flynn has done, and completely ignore the law to run out the clock. And all the while, the good guys will continue to fail to release the info to us.

The left leaks with impunity daily. Try it out? Think a court will refuse to prosecute election fraud and a stolen presidential election because the facts are too widely known? Crossing a river to kill guys on Christmas morning wasn’t seen as fair play, but it was still kickass. Leaking can be the same, ask Assange (another truth teller who is inexplicably still pinned down and about to be silenced). And since the left does it, turnabout is fair play.

I want to win, and I don’t think many of the people on our side have what it takes ro do that. POTUS excluded, but he is only one man.

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twoscoopspatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Donald Win is a Doomer free zone!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't we all wish

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KAGALOSAURUS 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is a good one!

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BarryScrotada 5 points ago +5 / -0

Recently watched "The Crossing" to learn more about why this image and event are so mythologized in our history. I welcome any historical corrections!

December 1776, Washington's troops had lost battle after battle, not a single victory. Had been pushed out of NYC, down across NJ, and into PA. The British army - actually highly trained soldiers-for-hire from Germany - camped out in NJ on the east side of the Delaware river. Waiting for the river to freeze so they could march across and take Philadelphia, the capital at the time. (The Americans had destroyed all boats on the NJ side.)

In addition to this seasonal-based deadline, the American soldiers' pay was set to run out at the end of the year. Congress was unable to commit to further compensation, since they had no victories to show for it. So GW NEEDED a victory, and he needed it NOW. Or face the end of our cause.

The plan was to row overnight BACK to NJ, on Christmas Eve, and attack the Germans while they slept. Slight delays led the action to occur in early daylight, but it was successful. German casualties numbered a dozen or so, while direct American casualties were zero. Total victory. GW sent the German commander's sword to Congress as a gift. Political and public opinion quickly shifted to the positive - we took out a contingent of the most feared soldiers of the era. On the military side, a minor battle, but major in shifting morale.

Reports differ if GW did indeed utter the line, "IT'S HAPPENING" while fireworks crackled behind him.

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RiverFenix 1 point ago +1 / -0

interdasting

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Not_Quite_Savage 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is how badass early Americans were. They must have been in that freezing cold river for hours, while that painter crawled out on the ice and painted a 'get fucked' meme for the British. That's Big Dick Colonial Energy.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Jokes aside, imagine holding the flag up while the National anthem was being written, knowing the whole English navy was targeting that flag.

I can think of better ways of handling the situation, but their sense of honor and duty is ... legendary.

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BigFreedomBoner 4 points ago +4 / -0

True story of sacrifice. They knew how it would inspire us!

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 4 points ago +4 / -0

It will look bad for us, George. Seriously, you're taking this whole "Revolution" thing way too far.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's the most accurate in the whole thread. I've actually seen someone say they'd need evidence of tyranny (um, we've had that for more than half a year) and POTUS would have to 'give the word.' (Not likely)

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

People here also began calling everyone a shill over nothing at all, without respect for what the word means.

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Right_of_Sinner 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is why they’re trying to cancel Christmas. Because history has shown that REAL Americans will cross a frozen river on Christmas morning to kill their enemies in their sleep.

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YugeBallsBelieveMe 3 points ago +3 / -0

But Christmas is canceled because of covid, it’s just too risky to see your family and friends this year.

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Strike_Eagle784 3 points ago +3 / -0

THE FRAUD IS COMING, THE FRAUD IS COMING!

--all of us here on td.win.

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BACONndEGGS 2 points ago +2 / -0

"PrOuD BoYz MaK3 Us LoOk BaD" fucking cucks all of them. The right is filled with weak ass men who DO NOT know how to win even after 4 years of Trump teaching them.

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fakewhiterage 2 points ago +2 / -0

People using stupid buzzwords like Doomers be like: duuuuurrr

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NedTugent 2 points ago +2 / -0

My business partner, who is Pro Trump, is convinced he has no chance.

I told him to "just wait and see."

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gromenawer 2 points ago +2 / -0

" Washington, and his conspiracy cronies, are wasting resources and time by fighting an overwhelming majority of the British Empire, which has already declared victor by the King "

  • CNN
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BirthPilled86 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh, the weather outside is frightful, But the fire is so delightful. And since we've got no place to go, Let Us Grow! Let Us Grow! Let us Grow!

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FattyWatt 2 points ago +2 / -0

PROUD PATRIOTS don't ask for permission!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

1776 shall commence again!

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6star_Gen_Washington 1 point ago +1 / -0

We set off before dawn!

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VetforTrump2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dormers are people who still think like rinos.

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salvecitizen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Norms and tone!