Dominion Sales Pitch:
Hey you career politicians!
Have those nasty voters become tired of your poor performance? Are your poll numbers way down? Are you worried your time on the gravy time might be over?
Well WORRY NO MORE, because we have just the thing you need!
Just purchase our Dominion Voting Systems product and extend your Dominion for as long as you like!
Remember, it's Dominion Voting Systems to dominate any opposition to your domain!
But wait, there's more! Sign up now in the next hour and get 20% off our exclusive ballot printing machines. No need to worry about accidentally hiring a whistleblower to fill out hundreds of thousands of ballots! Best for people who really need to move a lot of votes and don't want any pesky data analysts spotting irregularities. Keep your election redirection secrets safe with Dominion!
Dominion Sales Pitch: Hey you career politicians! Have those nasty voters become tired of your poor performance? Are your poll numbers way down? Are you worried your time on the gravy time might be over? Well WORRY NO MORE, because we have just the thing you need! Just purchase our Dominion Voting Systems product and extend your Dominion for as long as you like! Remember, it's Dominion Voting Systems to dominate any opposition to your domain!
But wait, there's more! Sign up now in the next hour and get 20% off our exclusive ballot printing machines. No need to worry about accidentally hiring a whistleblower to fill out hundreds of thousands of ballots! Best for people who really need to move a lot of votes and don't want any pesky data analysts spotting irregularities. Keep your election redirection secrets safe with Dominion!
Sounds like a “Better Call Saul” ad