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HumasTaint 185 points ago +187 / -2

Lock yourself in a closet. When she asks why start sobbing and say "Anaconda was right about Tucker".

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eastern-truman 91 points ago +93 / -2

Hate to agree that Anaconda was right, but Tucker obviously went full Anakin Skywalker.

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LoneStarDangler 49 points ago +50 / -1

Luckily we have the higher ground

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AmericanJawa 36 points ago +37 / -1

I HATE YOU!

-- Faux News, probably

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MagaroniNCheese 25 points ago +27 / -2

“You were my brother, Tucker! I loved you!”

Star Wars has never had the best script.

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RandomUzer 15 points ago +15 / -0

Lucas is an amazing producer and director. But can not write a story worth a crap, then his right hand man said 'hold my beer' and produced even worse crap.

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billiejoebandit 9 points ago +9 / -0

Tucker hates sand??

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eastern-truman 8 points ago +8 / -0

Worse. He might (secretly) love Sanders.

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Captainzoomer 4 points ago +4 / -0

He's coarse and he's rough, and he gets EVERYWHERE!

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cheesygorditacrunch4 110 points ago +110 / -0

Bro 10/10 on this one! Magnificent meme!

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 33 points ago +33 / -0

Why are we cyber criminals now? Who is saying this? Been busy af the past 24 hours.

Spez: nm I see now that it was Fox. What a bunch of faggots. I look forward to watching their ratings crash and burn.

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cheesygorditacrunch4 23 points ago +23 / -0

There’s a Fox News article written by some cuck that calls us cyber criminals. I’m not linking it here or archiving because well... you’ll stumble across it here eventually lol.

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GeoG85 9 points ago +10 / -1

Nah, it's not.

Don't fall for the ploy.

They tried to criminalize file sharing. But telling everyone 'sharing is bad', didn't work.

So they named them after people that raided villages 100s years ago, murdered people, killed them. Called them pirates.

And people thought it was 'badass'. Calling this 'file-sharer' a 'pirate'.

Don't fall for it again yo! :/

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GeoG85 5 points ago +5 / -0

There's nothing criminal or violent about sharing.

That's why they try to make you feel guilty with these word games.

"Cyber Criminal" "Pirate" "Ninja"

Fuck, what next? Space Warriors?

Jesus Christ. Acting like we have the guilty concious of a street banger, ready to pistol whip the first guy to look at us the wrong way.

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McSimply 1 point ago +1 / -0 (edited)

There's nothing criminal or violent about sharing. That's why they try to make you feel guilty with these word games.

I've always heard that sharing is caring.

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YourTendiesWillBurn 10 points ago +10 / -0

Ghostof_PatrickHenry: [email protected] l33t hax0rz extraordinaire.

No so bad. Has a nice ring to it. Rolls off the tongue. Impress your friends and family with your new found skillz.

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suburbanma4trump 72 points ago +72 / -0

Wife here of a long time pede.

Made an acct since the memes were just too good and I was always asking the same thing.

I now know the news before husband half the time. 🙃

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Isolated_Patriot 40 points ago +40 / -0

I'm in the same boat as your husband.

"Yeah, I saw that already."

"How? We just got up?"

"I was awake at 4am and had to find out if I'd missed anything."

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V43_of_ii_dim 18 points ago +18 / -0

Ah, me too! I’ll be scrolling and wife’ll ask me “Anything interesting?” Used to be I could go on for a while about the habbenings of the day. Now I just have to say, “You tell me. I’ve been working for the last 4 hours. You were logged on before I was!”

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suburbanma4trump 9 points ago +9 / -0

Haha precisely how it is here.

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kag-2020- 3 points ago +3 / -0

That was me today.

wakes up at 4

New memes! I remember when I used to love sleeping in.

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illidann 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is the way.

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Mrs_Fonebone 56 points ago +59 / -3

LOL, one of my favorite meme blanks and great text!

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MAGA_TRUMP_MAGA [S] 34 points ago +34 / -0

haha it's just too perfect

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ShittRomney 13 points ago +13 / -0

You RexKwanDo'd their asses.

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sjw_injection 8 points ago +8 / -0

Pure genius. Hats of to you

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DarkoPolo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wish I could upvote more than once hahaha

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Northernrebel 33 points ago +33 / -0

I use my phone to surf the internet am I still a cyber criminal? Maybe a white collar one.

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MAGA_TRUMP_MAGA [S] 21 points ago +21 / -0

I believe the title is: russian bot cyber criminal racist white supremacist bigot

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Northernrebel 13 points ago +13 / -0

I knew I was a Russian bot, a guy on reddit told me once. Wait im also those other things plus nationalist.

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magaroll 12 points ago +12 / -0

yeah my wife was like that about this site until lock downs and BLM and all the news and happenings she would text or talk about id say

" Yeah I saw that yesterday on d.win"

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pedeinthegrass 9 points ago +9 / -0

based wife, mine is slipping deeper and deeper into TDS

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magaroll 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well she is a nurse. When covid first hit she was all aboard the fear train.

Then when she came home and told me how she was told to re use PPE, and to come to work even with covid unless she had active symptoms, and that the actual emergency clause of her license was not being activated (it states she would have to stay on duty at location 24/7 working 4 hours on, 4 off and living there like she did for 3 days during the Ga ice storm) she knew covid was BS, and asked how and why the media would lie about it was the beginning of her red pill journey.

Before though in January when I was stocking ammo and saying 2020 was going to be the year they used pandemic to fuck our lives and election , that BLM and blacks would come for us she and her family called me crazy.

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TrumpTank 5 points ago +5 / -0

Voat still exists, eh? Am I missing anything good?

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Plugthegamey 11 points ago +11 / -0

Your mom goes to college..... online.

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Odeon 12 points ago +12 / -0

Have an uptrump, you clever bastard.

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Salacious_B_Trump 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yeah, grandma's still paying per minute. She gets kinda pissed at me sometimes cause I'm on there so long.

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RyanT282 3 points ago +3 / -0

I bet she does. I tell ya, I'd be throwing you out the window...if you weren't on thedonald.win.

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NinjaSquirrel 9 points ago +9 / -0

Can we file a class action lawsuit for being called criminals?

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bluebahloo 1 point ago +2 / -1

No.

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FromSethWithLove 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe

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ThaDtothaOtothaN 8 points ago +8 / -0

Well played pede I got a hearty laugh out of this one.

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GodEmperorUSA 8 points ago +8 / -0

You're just jealous cause I've been commiting cybercrimes online all day.

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reaperUSA 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'll be seeing you all in FEMA camp someday. It'll be a party!

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AllahFubar 6 points ago +6 / -0

Damn this is brilliant. Well done!

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AsaNisiMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was hoping someone would make this meme. 😁

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MAGA_TRUMP_MAGA [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's not much but it's honest work

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bluto36 5 points ago +5 / -0

and i stole this

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MAGA_TRUMP_MAGA [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

share it far and wide

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DowsaTV 5 points ago +5 / -0

Tell her you are fighting for her freedom and she can take that insinuating tone into the kitchen to make a batch of cookies. If she stays after that, she is a keeper.

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Guffman 4 points ago +4 / -0

Your mom goes to college.

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Matrix_Exodus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Your meme goes to college

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hellohello 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thanks to fox, I finally got laid and can now claim myself as a cyber criminal.

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Redpill-notCommieRed 4 points ago +4 / -0

I upvoted some things. If this was reddit i would be banned without explanation by now

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Bullet3250 4 points ago +4 / -0

You're just a cyber-criminal....

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Desertwhale 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wew this gave me a good chuckle!

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Coolgenner 3 points ago +3 / -0

This made me laugh so deep from my belly, it was cathartic.

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Magalosaurus1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am desensitized after 5 years of hilarious shit on T_D, and it’s not easy to get me to LOL.

Good work.

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Iguana 3 points ago +3 / -0

Absolutely awesome!

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Taco12 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol. My husband always says "how are your friends today" I don't have Facebook or Twitter and no longer watch Tucker soooo yeah. I'm on here WAYYYY too much:)

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CyberCriminaI 3 points ago +3 / -0

good work fren

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Jaybird91 3 points ago +3 / -0

Anyone got the cyber criminal clip

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RealRedneck 3 points ago +3 / -0

I texted my wife this morning to let her know we're cyber criminals now. ... She lurks here.

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chez_blunts 3 points ago +3 / -0

Great movie.

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GodSpeedTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just told the wife about being labelled a cybercriminal and she said "what have you been doing?", Errrrrr!! "looking at porn!"

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Jsmitty112 3 points ago +3 / -0

Everytime I feel down I log onto this site and you glorious bastards NEVER disappoint! I’m crackin up right now. Thanks pede!!!

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DarthTardo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Awesome.

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cara_c 2 points ago +2 / -0

To a globalist with totalitarian designs, a freedom-loving, truth-telling, justice-seeking cyber patriot is a cyber criminal.

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Snipes007 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha 😆 So true!!!

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Gr8wh1teknight 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol I love yall fuckers

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johnqpublic864 2 points ago +2 / -0

LMAO!!!

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Ch138 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wife: What do you keep looking at? You've been on there all day...

Me: patriot board

Wife: oh so TrUmP! Are you one of them? He fucking lost.

Actual conversation.

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WeinerLapTop 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well thats sounds promising.

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Ch138 4 points ago +4 / -0

Her mind has been melted my social media. She hates all of her friends because, they support Trump. Very sad that, she's one buzzcut away from roaming around Portland.

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RyanT282 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's one buzzcut away from a divorce.

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Ch138 2 points ago +2 / -0

Almost feels like it. Sad

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Joaniev9 2 points ago +2 / -0

😅😅😅

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DONcheedle 2 points ago +2 / -0

The memes are 🔥 today! Moral is up! Let's do this!!

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jsmurphy62 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bravo!

Thanks for that spicy meme on my Kek Day!

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Eren_Kruger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some good pese who could help me let me know what this cyber criminal reference comes from?

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keaster 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the meme of the week

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WhoMurderedSethRich 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh fuck. That is so funny.