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posted ago by Bestboy143 +1042 / -0

She said, "Do you mind covering your nose?" I said "What?" She Repeated. I said "Yea I do mind." She started going off about how "I'm half assing it..." blah blah blah I told her to mind her own business. She walked passed me and continued throwing insults at me. I told her she was a "brainwashed psycho," and she should worry about herself. She called me an "asshole." I said "I'm an asshole? You're the one walking around a supermarket with your face fully covered, you fucking stupid bitch."

Fuck these people. The fucking audacity they have to think they can tell a grown fucking man (probably the healthiest person in the god damned store) how to breathe, is maddening. I live in Long Island, and we get inundated with these rich NYC liberals. I stopped going most places because I can't deal with all of the bullshit, e.g. the signs everywhere, the idiotic rules, the sheep. We're at a total boiling point, and I know I'm not the only one. I really can't imagine this shit going on much longer...

She said, "Do you mind covering your nose?" I said "What?" She Repeated. I said "Yea I do mind." She started going off about how "I'm half assing it..." blah blah blah I told her to mind her own business. She walked passed me and continued throwing insults at me. I told her she was a "brainwashed psycho," and she should worry about herself. She called me an "asshole." I said "I'm an asshole? You're the one walking around a supermarket with your face fully covered, you fucking stupid bitch." Fuck these people. The fucking audacity they have to think they can tell a grown fucking man (probably the healthiest person in the god damned store) how to breathe, is maddening. I live in Long Island, and we get inundated with these rich NYC liberals. I stopped going most places because I can't deal with all of the bullshit, e.g. the signs everywhere, the idiotic rules, the sheep. We're at a total boiling point, and I know I'm not the only one. I really can't imagine this shit going on much longer...
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MrFrogBottom 37 points ago +37 / -0

LOL this is so true. Just ignore them, they only want attention for their idiotic virtue signaling.

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Alpha_plus 14 points ago +14 / -0

This is the best strategy and my go to.

These people crave drama and are intentionally seeking a confrontation when they do things like this. Simply ignoring them or pretending you have no idea what they're talking about drives them crazy.

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Barracuda 12 points ago +12 / -0

Just act like your deaf, learn a few lines in sign language , starting with the middle finger -KEK

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syntaxError 1 point ago +1 / -0

YUSS

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sorrytodisagree 10 points ago +10 / -0

Carry pictures of Schumer and other top dems "half-assing" it, or not wearing masks at all.

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Cavemantrump 3 points ago +4 / -1 (edited)

It Like Being in A Garage With The Car On .. Breathing Your Own Exhaust.. No Telling What Get On The Mask . sick . I Got Sick In January For Six Weeks I could not Breath Cough shit Up For Months.. I think I Got this Flu ..

My Mom Hurt Her Leg. In March the Ambulances Came . she had copd and diabetic. Large woman. She gets to the Hospital she has a fever The Lock her Down We Can't See her Two Days Later She is Dead. Rip Mom's.

I Was Not even Told About her Going to the Hospital. She was cremated and my Stepdad didn't even Have A service she lived in another State.

They Tested her And Said it Was Not China Death... She was 64 . ...

It is A flu I still Believe This .

Rant over ✌

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boomerpro17 54 points ago +54 / -0

they are in a cult i just don't wear a mask some people ask "how do you buy groceries then" and I reply that I just walk in and buy them...

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Bestboy143 [S] 17 points ago +17 / -0

I would 100 percent do that, except here they would 100 percent not let me buy groceries without something on my face. Not trying to bring attention to myself or deal with cops, but yea something has to give...

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Jabron661 20 points ago +20 / -0

Force them to be ridiculous. Wear a paper mask just long enough to get in the store, soon as you get your cart and get to an aisle, take it off.

Keep shopping as normal. If a customer says something, just ignore them. if an employee says something, ignore them if you can, until they have to go get a manager. Once manager arrives, pull mask up and keep shopping, always ignoring them, and I mean, don't even look at them, don't say anything, just pull the mask up and keep going.

Once they walk off, pull it off again and keep going, repeat as needed.

Once you get done, go to self checkout (mask off) or if they don't have it, go to cashier (mask off), if they say anything, pull it up again just long enough for them to ring you up.

Once you pay pull mask back off and walk out.

They key is, just keep moving, force them to literally walk after you, forming a cucked conga line if needed. Trust me, no one getting paid grocery store wages cares enough to make a fool of themselves trying to police you. And once the manager is involved, keep the mask on just enough to shut them up, they will walk away eventually, then mask off again.

By ignoring them, it places the decision of confrontation on them, they have to decide if they are going to pursue you and escalate the situation, 99% of people will not do that, especially if you don't engage them at all.

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thebigbear 13 points ago +13 / -0

Totally based and TOTALLY CORRECT

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Heck 5 points ago +5 / -0

Shopping tonight, will try.

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Barracuda 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mind if I share this everywhere this is great

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Jabron661 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sure, the key is not to engage at all, as tempting as it is to tell them to F-off or whatever, just leave them standing there, keep moving.

I have done this a few times now, most people who say anything just say "sir.... sir...." "or excuse me..." but I keep shopping, don't even look at them. They just give up.

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SwanS0ng 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't wear a mask but I just might in order to try this. Lol

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Magistra 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fresh direct.

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FuckinCommies 4 points ago +4 / -0

What are they gonna do? The supermarket isn't going to call the cops on you over a mask and the workers cannot physically do anything to remove you from the store. I walk in and buy groceries regularly without a mask, we need more people to stand up to these gimps.

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SwanS0ng 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are they going to physically stop you? The type of store that won't physically stop someone from shoplifting?

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ObongoForPrison2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's like that idea has never even crossed their mind.

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TyrantsAreCucks 5 points ago +5 / -0

I always walk into the store briskly, with a purpose. No eye contact with employees. The only time I've had anyone say anything so far is when I get up to the counter to pay, a clerk at the public might say "Didn't anyone say anything to you about a mask?"

I say "no" and then say I have a medical condition if they press me

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PocketPosse 3 points ago +3 / -0

This! I cant believe people are too prideful to use the medical condition loophole. My work requires no actual medical proof. I dont have to wear a mask because I got an official written exemption early on. If they do require proof, just go tell your doctor you get claustrophobic and have panic attacks. Medically unprovable. They will document it and you will be free. If potheads can figure out how to get medical weed, we should be able to get mask exemption.

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Usernameunavailable 40 points ago +40 / -0

My canned response is "stop being racist. " for some reason it works really well.

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Bestboy143 [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

Hhahahaa👍👍👍

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Sodium_miner 25 points ago +25 / -0

I don’t wear one. I tell people I have a medical condition and leave me alone. I do have a condition. I’m allergic to bullshit.

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TheWatcherWhoWatches 6 points ago +6 / -0

In the UK I can legally claim to be exempt, don't even need to give a reason.

Only been asked twice (politely) and both times my answer was accepted and everyone just goes about their business.

If someone asks me why I'm exempt, I would just tell them I'm special and that I'm immune to scams.

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TyrantsAreCucks 5 points ago +5 / -0

I also have a medical condition. I require oxygen to breathe and authoritarianism gives me headaches.

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Mainwar 2 points ago +2 / -0

authoritarianism gives me reasons to cause other people lead poisonings

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Huntertoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sounds like you may be afflicted with a functioning brain as well. Sad.

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Red_Turtle 2 points ago +2 / -0

In Michigan we now have to carry papers on us proving we have a condition, but all the doctors have banded together and refuse to give them out to people.

I pop my earbuds in and play the role of the self-absorbed oblivious millenial and walk past the mask-checkers like they're not even there.

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Sodium_miner 2 points ago +2 / -0

Exactly what my buddy does. He doesn’t even acknowledge that people are talking to him. He with a stern face walks right past them and doesn’t even look their direction. Fuck these commies. We can’t give in to this stuff anymore.

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0kBoomer 20 points ago +20 / -0

My answer: I AM an asshole, and you have a blessed day. Removes mask to smile 😊

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DasBurt 20 points ago +20 / -0

Mask Karening needs to be treated as assault, change my mind.

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AllahFubar 18 points ago +18 / -0

I saw a "lady" yelling at a ranching family for not wearing masks. They were in the checkout lane at a WY Walmart directly off of I-80. The father laughed and told the kids not to pay attention to the crazy lady, his wife and others (including myself) laughed. The crazy lady walked away huffing in a personal rant. Judging by her ridiculously cringy clothes, she certainly is not from WY lol

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Barracuda 5 points ago +5 / -0

Probably one of them liberal escapees from CO

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MuadDon 4 points ago +4 / -0

The west is being destroyed by these brainwashed fucks.

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Barracuda 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's all the liberal asshats coming from commiefornia. Selling their multi million dollar homes and jacking up the property prices. Bringing all their insane ideas with them and thinking they are better than everyone else because 'fRoM CaLifOrNiA'. Your seeing this all over.

If companies don't start opening up as a lot are moving to this remote work model where applicable, we will see an even larger influx of this madness all over western US. Colorado is gone, certain parts of Texas getting bad, getting infiltrated all over. These nutjobs really piss me off.

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AllahFubar 1 point ago +1 / -0

Could very well be, but I usually the CO plates I see are just passing through and that particular area (Rawlins) is what they would consider wasteland. A lot plates from both coasts on I-80 through WY.

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now_look_here 17 points ago +17 / -0

Remind them that the very best remedy for their media induced “floating droplet” psychosis is to keep. their. mouths. shut. Every time they speak they are endangering many lives. On purpose.

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TheWatcherWhoWatches 6 points ago +6 / -0

^This. Me breathing quietly to myself (no mask, no symptoms) is a lot less harmful than someone wearing a muzzle and screaming through it.

Pretty sure they've all caught rabies and are using the mask to cover up their foaming cake-holes.

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DanIsSwell 7 points ago +7 / -0

California’s the worst. We breath piss and shit from the homeless all the time, and people are worried about Covid health risks. Literal clown world. Then, illegals freely bringing in 3rd world diseases, drugs and sex trafficking. But, that’s all healthy.

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MrMcGreenGenes 14 points ago +14 / -0

Take off the damn mask and wear a 1776 hat. Nobody says shit to me.

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PaintedDesert 3 points ago +3 / -0

I never wear one.

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PaintedDesert 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol

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PaintedDesert 1 point ago +1 / -0 (edited)

I never wear a mask. I usually carry one in a pocket or maybe I dangle it off my wrist so it confuses them but I just smile at people and a lot of people look back at me and they’re relieved to see a human and then I see lots of patriots without masks.

Edit: be ready for trouble, tho! It’s insane. They are insane.

if I put my Maga hat on it’s wonderful how many people smile and give me the thumbs up so I really think we need to all wear 1776 hats just like Paul Revere...in fact that’s my license plate: 1776. :)

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PigBeenBorn 11 points ago +11 / -0

“If you’re that worried about it stay the fuck away from me and stop talking to me....nazi bitch”

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handpeople 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yeah, boiling point indeed. Its like, what's next though. Plenty of us, but pounding sand seems to be our only option right now. I am not sure if I would not snap if it were a man giving me BS about a mask. I like to think I wouldn't but last month and this month are not the same.

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Bestboy143 [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yea seriously. I was thinking about how that would have went down if it was a guy. There were men around witnessing it, but they just kept to themselves. Didn't realize how on edge I actually was until that happened. Deep breaths!

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Tawburgle2 10 points ago +10 / -0

You're not alone. I vacillate between anger at their stupidity and sadness at their stupidity.

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Choomguy 8 points ago +8 / -0

Carry a vape. Pull ot out, take a hit, pull your mask down and blow it out. Then whisper to thedumb bitch “vape particles are bigger than viruses”.

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 7 points ago +7 / -0

Why ever put it on your face at all, though?

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Bestboy143 [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's flexible cloth covering I use for work to not breathe in debris. I can't enter the store without it. In NY you will be refused service without something on your face and they'll call the cops on you and so on. So I just lift it up to my mouth and no one bothers me, until yesterday.

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grndmrshlgando 7 points ago +7 / -0

people are already getting beat up over masks, very soon they're going to start shooting over them.

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TrumpTrain2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

Meanwhile, here I am, maskless since Reagan was in office.

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Magistra 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’m across the sound from you and 99% of people are masked outside or on the street. 75% in their cars. I refuse to wear a mask, for the most part (kid has had some surgeries, so I do it in the hospital or dr office, but put my nose out....no one cares) It is fucking outrageous. I just stay home and order groceries delivered. I cannot wait to move to a red zone, just can’t figure out where...

I think we need to revolt, if I do need to go to a store, I don’t wear a mask, and I am tempted to drive around town after curfew with my trump flags flying and Bryson Gray thumping.

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TheWatcherWhoWatches 2 points ago +2 / -0

" I cannot wait to move to a red zone, just can’t figure out where..."

From the sounds of it you could just stick a pin in the map.

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kanklesmustswing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looking for a red zone too thats 2A all the way! This place is beyond nuts!

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Frunobulax 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm in a red zone, western Nebraska.

Problem is, the TV still penetrates into the red zone.

So, you'll see these "conservative" people in the Wal Mart wearing masks.

I'd say at this point it's 80% masks, 20% without. Used to be the other way around, but there's been a recent "surge" in face diapering as the TV people promote the "muh second wave" bullshit.

Every time I walk in the Wal Mart I pretend I'm putting on a mask as I walk by the door-Nazi, then just put it in my pocket, because I'm the last guy you wanna hassle (bad tempered hot-head), and I'm old enough to know how to avoid being hassled.

Walking around the store maskless, nobody says anything, most people just mind their own business.

I don't know what I'd do if accosted, but knowing my own personal history--it would get ugly really fast.

So glad I left Northern NJ/NYC a few years back. I'd either be in jail for assault or dead.

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jgardner 6 points ago +6 / -0

I don't go out anymore. Not because I am ashamed of not wearing a mask, but because I have violent tendencies towards those who threaten my rights. I'm afraid I might seriously injure someone who tried to tell me to wear a mask

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RedFoxOnFire 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Excuse me, but you're half assing it."

Me: "You're right" takes off mask completely

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WasteTimeContinuum 5 points ago +5 / -0

I really hate that I live in a world where I'm being forced to do something that I know is complete nonsense. I thought the point of America was individual liberty.

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MakeRedditSukItagain 5 points ago +5 / -0

Happened to me once too. I said “you’re right!” And took my mask to completely. Told them “now I can get some oxygen with my carbon dioxide” Thanked them for the advice and went on without missing a beat

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Heck 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ask to speak with her husband next time.

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lachie1974 4 points ago +4 / -0

nice one mate.. these fucks need to be pushed back on every chance we get.

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Winter_Is_Coming2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good job – I don’t wear a mask, I’ve been kicked out of two businesses, but no sheep have said anything to me.Most businesses I go to I would estimate have a 90% mask wearing/sheep percentage.

I refuse to go to Costco because they expanded their mask policy to include face shields now (if you can’t wear a mask)

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HumbleCheeseFarmer 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think I would have responded with, “My mouth identifies as a nose...” Heh

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ObongoForPrison2020 4 points ago +4 / -0 (edited)

Good for you. I don't like the "ignore" method - I think these people should be called retards, losers, and cunts to their faces. They immediately realize you're not someone they can bully whereas "ignoring" them sometimes gives off the impression you're unwilling to stand up for yourself.

I refuse to treat my face like an asshole.

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KekMasterYoda 3 points ago +3 / -0

You should have told her the truth, that covid is concentrated in your bowels. And then promptly went over and farted on her grocery cart.

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DeplorableSpanishGuy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tell Em to fuck right off. Long Island pede here and I feel you bro. North shore is the worst. All the rich nyc people who have 2nd homes on the island are ass holes. They come here and try to act like they own the place.

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onlnpkr 3 points ago +3 / -0

lol...I always tell them that i know it is off my nose but i am not supposed to touch my mask... then i lean into them and ask them to adjust it for me ...

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DeadOverRed 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't go out. I would legit shoot them.

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Dessert4TWO69 3 points ago +3 / -0

Print out a few copies of the mask study that shows they do not work and hand them out.

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BigIglooBoomer 3 points ago +3 / -0

OP is a bot!! Real Long Islanders say they live “on Long Island”, not “in” it.

For real tho.... Long Island Karens are the worst. I had one try to follow me home after yelling at me in the parking lot of a grocery store.

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Bestboy143 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn dude, that's some next level psychosis right there. And could catch on my typo. That's like the scene in Inglorious Basterds with the "three glasses."

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Frunobulax 1 point ago +1 / -0

They all think they're living in a 24/7 audition for the next "Real Housewives" series...

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EpsteinIsInnocent 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same thing happened to me when I was pumping gas without a shirt on. My body, my choice you fucking commies

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HillarysBeaverMunch 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just give a little chuckle, and say "Yeah no".

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Mainwar 3 points ago +3 / -0

DONT Wear a mask.

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LArnix 2 points ago +2 / -0

I smile at all of them

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Theldron 2 points ago +2 / -0

We do need people to mind their own fucking business, if you think you're going to get a good result from telling me what to do you're going to have a bad day.

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thebigbear 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

LETS MAKE OUR OWN NEWS

Rallies at DC and all State Capitals on Saturday at noon every week until Trump gets elected and/or sworn in. Come in a group and enjoy the party, EVERY SATURDAY EVERY WEEK AT NOON AT YOU STATE CAPITAL AND AT DC.

IT IS LIKE GOING TO A COLLEGE FOOTBALL GAME WITH ALL YOUR FRIENDS. SINGLE, MEET A BASED PERSON. MARRIED SHOW OFF YOUR BASED MATE. THIS IS YOUR NEW WEEKLY PAAARRRTTYY.

We are PATRIOTS. WE WILL NOT BE SILENCED. WE WILL MAKE OUR OWN NEWS. EVERY SATURDAY. NOON.

No lockdowns, No Curfews, Just one big peaceful protest (MAGA Rally and PARTY) every SATURDAY.

Hey, WHO KNOW WHO WILL SHOW UP TO TALK. THE PEDES WILL PARTY AND LISTEN.

THIS IS THE NEW PEACEFUL PROTEST / REVOLUTION.

WWG1WGA

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TrumpAndChange 2 points ago +2 / -0

LI represent! Been doing the same rarely go anywhere because of this mask retardation

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nunyadangbidness 2 points ago +2 / -0

In Tennessee. Haven't worn a mask yet except to the doctor's office. I'm glad you have her shit...people need to mind their business.

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Next time be sure to say something about her weight. Regardless of actual size. To hell with these people.

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Wharf_Rat 2 points ago +2 / -0

What kind of fucking retards go up close to people in a supposed pandemic and start talking/yelling at them? Shouldn’t they not be opening their mouths

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IDGAF-DT2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

I give all these programmed psychos the..."keep the 6ft away from me line"...

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rplgn 1 point ago +1 / -0

If she did not say "Excuse me, sir, do you mind covering your nose?" then I understand your fierce reaction.