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Maryland_Pede 137 points ago +137 / -0

FLOTUS - As awesome of a person as she is beautiful! 🥰

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ClokworkGremlin 75 points ago +75 / -0

I've heard she bakes cookies for the Secret Service.

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HockeyMom4Trump 67 points ago +67 / -0

I bet she is very nice to them. Not like Hillary.

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ClokworkGremlin 44 points ago +44 / -0

I've heard she, Barbara Bush, and Nancy Reagan were all sweethearts to the Secret Service.

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mateus 35 points ago +35 / -0

According to one SS agent's book, the detail members thought Hillary was the worst assignment they could get. And her abuse of them is well-documented, anyway.

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Granite_MAGA 18 points ago +18 / -0

I can confirm that CNN's own technical people "hate" working with Hillary. She's always late. She constantly complains about wearing multiple mics (normal so you have a backup) despite, as they said, explaining to her that they have the "smallest mic packs money can buy".

In my 4 election cycles of running tech for campaigns, her staffers are the only ones who refused to pay me. Literally "talk to the hand".

Even to people that she thinks are on her side, or who actually are, she is a nasty, awful person. When Trump called her a "nasty woman" it was not an off the cuff exaggeration. Even CNN's people hate dealing with her.

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PastorCharles 7 points ago +7 / -0

I, for one, would like to hear more about your career doing technical stuff for campaigns.

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Granite_MAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

PM me, don't want to totally doxx myself.

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PikachuJohnson 26 points ago +26 / -0

Hillary just chucked lamps at them to show her eternal gratitude for them protecting her life.

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Aquamine-Amarine 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought she chucked the lamp at Bill, or did he get the vase?

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PikachuJohnson 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think you're right. But it just shows that Hillary likes throwing things, including elections! #MAGABITCH

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AmerikaUberAlles 21 points ago +21 / -0

A very good childhood friend of mine has a brother that was in the SS for the first two years of the first term (Edit - first term of Trump to be clear). He went to another agency sometime last year, but when he was in, he was stationed in FL. He said she was one of the nicest, most pleasant people to be around and work for. He was assigned to her more than he was the president. Since he's a Trump supporter, he also said it was just the most surreal experience of his life working with them. He downplayed how awesome it was, but I could tell his face was beaming when he was relating the story of when he first went to get Melanie out of bedroom to tell them it was time to leave. Said he felt like he was in a dream.

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Granite_MAGA 11 points ago +11 / -0

I've worked an event where I was briefly a few feet from Ivanka. She's prettier in real life.

Also Steve Mnuchin is an interesting speaker to listen to, even talking about financial stuff. Has "cool guy" vibe.

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kag-2020- 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think he was a great pick. Had my doubts because of how infested the banking industry is with Communists. But, he's done an excellent job.

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peltast 9 points ago +9 / -0

LOL, at first, I thought this was about Killary!

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AmerikaUberAlles 4 points ago +4 / -0

Haha shit I guess I did write it that way. I'll edit :)

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GEOTUSUKBranch 30 points ago +30 / -0

I have it on good authority that she doesn't smell of sulphur too.

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CountBasey 11 points ago +11 / -0

My favorite comment so far today

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suckmycorona 24 points ago +24 / -0

And no dick.

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Peart44 13 points ago +13 / -0

I like my FLOTUS like I like my Covfefe... with no Dick.

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GeoG85 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's that 0bama depression talking! "Least the woman doesn't have a penis!"

:/

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anonaustirol 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you are talking about michelle you are wrong.

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suckmycorona 2 points ago +2 / -0

Michael lol

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FireForEffect 0 points ago +0 / -0

And no balls.

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mateus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes.

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Be3Al2Si6O18 75 points ago +75 / -0

"So what are you trying to say... that I can forge ballots?"

No, Joe. What I'm saying is that, by the time you're ready,...

holds up Dominion software algorithms

... you won't have to.

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unclebobinator 26 points ago +26 / -0

Great movie

Then for some reason BOTH brothers/directors turned tranny.

🤔

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AmericanJawa 7 points ago +7 / -0

Whatever they try to call themselves now, nobody can deny that their previous movies were made by The Wachowski Brothers.

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Butthurt 6 points ago +7 / -1

I loved all the matrix movies :( I’m like the only one

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DocHolliday1776 13 points ago +13 / -0

I think I wanted to love 3 more than i really did. Reloaded was decent. But perhaps the original didn't need a sequel.

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FromSethWithLove 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes, well said

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Cyphr 4 points ago +4 / -0

Exactly like some other franchises ... for example, there really is no Blade 3 - everyone knows it stopped at Blade 2... For me, The Matrix is the one and only, no sequels at all.

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DocHolliday1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

I will watch Reloaded if it's on. But I just tell myself it's not canon.

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Meddlesom 3 points ago +3 / -0

That stupid rave scene ruined the entire movie for me.

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2SmoothGQ 2 points ago +3 / -1

Jurassic Park didn’t need a 2 or 3 but Jurassic World was really good and then it didn’t need a 2. Why are the sequels usually bad

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SludgeWarehouse 2 points ago +2 / -0

I enjoyed all three, too.

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booblitchutz 14 points ago +15 / -1

Could it be that Satanic Pedophile Cult Savannah Guthrie was saying didn’t exist?

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Loc12 25 points ago +25 / -0

If you are not one of us, you are one of them.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 22 points ago +22 / -0

“What are they?”

“Non-sentient programs. They can move in and out of any talking points still hardwired in the MSM system. That means that anyone we haven’t redpilled...is potentially an NPC.”

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CandyBarr 14 points ago +14 / -0

Shovel coal or get off the train

No brakes

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My_dick_screamed 6 points ago +7 / -1

Take my advice, you'd be better off dead!

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Buce-Nudo 9 points ago +9 / -0

All your based are belong to us.

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booblitchutz 3 points ago +4 / -1

pwned

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Nomoralcompass89 19 points ago +19 / -0

This gorgeous woman is also of high intellect and can speak five languages. Her predecessor is often mislabeled as the bar all FLOTUS to meet.

The MSM is not fair to the Trump administration and never was!

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CountingCoup 18 points ago +18 / -0

Y no both?!

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peterthegreen 8 points ago +8 / -0

Neither a Coomer nor a Toobin be.

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FOREVERKAG 4 points ago +4 / -0

The only reason that Barry married her!

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Magafactured 13 points ago +13 / -0

“I don’t even see the code anymore - all I see is Centipedes, Normies, Communists...”

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WU_HAN_FRU 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'm still a little fuzzy on what was supposed to have been "cybercrime" in the first place.

I'm assuming it's a lot like CNN's "It's illegal for you to look at this, but it's okay for me, 'cause I'm a JouRnAliSt!"

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Thehonkswamp 4 points ago +4 / -0

Peak pinko libtardism. Next stop: thought crimes.

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weallscreamforMAGA 10 points ago +10 / -0

Trump is The One.

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MAG_n_KAG 9 points ago +9 / -0

"The Media is everywhere. It is all around us. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth. A prison for your mind."

"You have to understand. Most people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inured and so hopelessly dependent on the system that they will fight to protect it."

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CyberCriminaI 9 points ago +9 / -0

with my vpn active you only have baseless evidence !

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SolidSnakeOil 3 points ago +3 / -0

Username checks out now get back to cyber criming or else the consequences will never be the same.

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Absolute_Savagery 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shiiiiiit...I'm behind 7 proxies!

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GretaCornburg 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sorry officer but every major news publication spent a decade calling that Sheboygan brat smuggling sheboon the most beautiful and elegant creature to grace gods green earth and td.win is the only website that compliments our great and incomparable FLOTUS

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RoarkSmiled 6 points ago +7 / -1

"If TD.win was 90% FLOTUS and Ivanka I'd be soooooo happy."

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operation_eland 6 points ago +6 / -0

God damn it. Trump is a lucky guy. 😍

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wolfgirlsupporter 5 points ago +5 / -0

Her hair looks pretty in all the pictures, but the last picture... It just glows!! 🥰🥰

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AynRand 5 points ago +5 / -0

Both - multitasking

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Dondonmondon 5 points ago +5 / -0

Totally blows my mind when Libs say Michael is hotter then Melania. Like seriously people????

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GuerillaYourDreams 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's only 'cause they like dem lay-dee-boyz, fren.

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IvotedforTrumptwice 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m pretty sure the woman in the left picture is not Melania. Looks like a body double.

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Kobecopter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fucking kek

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mateus 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm not saying she needs them, but what an absolute outrage that fashion magazines have refused to profile Mrs. Trump, while still showcasing the likes of former first frump Moochelle Obama and horsey-faced AOC.

Fashion designers, OTOH (at least the renowned ones lol) have been much more reasonable, if not outright generous in stating that they do or would design for her, even complimenting the first lady.

I've heard of all of these pro-Melania designers, and I know you have, too: Tommy Hilfiger, Diane VonFurstenburg (who once added, when asked about the subject, "He [the prez] was elected, so...?"), Manolo Blahnik (I WISH I could afford his shoes), who says Mrs. Trump is a long-time client, Carolina Herrera, Badgley Mischka (both of them), Dolce and Gabbana (Stefano Gabbana said he "couldn't care less" about the haters who attacked the duo for not joining the "boycott")...

Now I can't remember the names of ANY of the anti-Trump designers. But if I did, and posted them here, you'd all probably think, Who? 😅

'Nuff said.

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Skepticconservative 4 points ago +4 / -0

Woman? All I see is a Goddess.

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GCotN 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trying my hardest to do both. Love mama pede.

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Unhappymeal 4 points ago +4 / -0

Guilty as charged...

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HenkZeilstra 3 points ago +3 / -0

First one looks like Hope Hicks

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theneverman 3 points ago +3 / -0

multi-tasking

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Rubieroo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Rigged for red!

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BigPoppaTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

We’re cyber criminals now?

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ObamasLooseButthole 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep. 💻📊📈📉🔍

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Desertwhale 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Look again" - Globalist looks....(Trump standing with a gun in their face)

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TrumpTime888 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck the media scum

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Va va va voom! She knows how to wear a red dress. Love it.❤️

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Ogcarvattack 3 points ago +4 / -1

No FAPPING frens. Retain that HIGH ENERGY!

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FattyWatt 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're in the MATRIX training program ---The Woman in the Red Dress will kill you. "If u are not 1 of us, u r 1 of them." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgJ5ZEn67tk "Where they have failed, you will succeed."

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Jesse3000 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was multitasking.

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FromSethWithLove 2 points ago +2 / -0

This and Chanel in red too

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HuntersCrackWhore 2 points ago +2 / -0

The thought of this goddess being replaced by Jill Biden (not your sister Joe) makes my penis soft.

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PhantomShield72 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Lady in Red...

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Viking_Space_Force 2 points ago +2 / -0

Whoa.

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Tsusiatjack88 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've looked on a lot of women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times.

Jimmy Carter

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czargwar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Be Best guys. Be Best

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BeBest 1 point ago +1 / -0

I approve this message.

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Scrub_Anon 2 points ago +2 / -0

🎵LADY IN RED🎵

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MudDog 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look again

Don't mind if I do!

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fac1 2 points ago +2 / -0

"There is no red dress."

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cheeby3 2 points ago +2 / -0

bit of both