The army has 1800 cargo helicopters. If we assume each cargo helo can carry 5 communists, and it takes 10 minutes to load and deploy said communists, that gives us a rate of 90,000 commies/hour. I feel like we could take care of the problem in a few days of honest effort.
If the commies had no complaints about Obama circumventing Due Process when he droned an American Citizen, they have no grounds for complaints if we use drones!
Do we not have enough helicopters?
For the number of people who actually deserves that βrideβ? No. Not even close. Would need many more than we have.
All these rides are going to need increase in pilots, ground crew, maintenance, logistics people, door pushers...
Trump really is the jobs president!
"copter-ready jobs"
We should just use a B-52 and push them all out the back like little commie bombs
I like. Or just drop them out low over the ocean with no flotation device.
Roll them in some chum first.
The fat ones might make it back though!
Boeing CH-47 seats 33, plus floor space. Can easily fit 100 commies.
Approx 500 are currently in service.
One way helicopter ride ~1hr
50k commies/hr is plenty.
Ok this I can get behind!
This is why they don't want kids learning actual math.
This is terribly inefficient.
Nevertheless, I'm in favor of the Rube-Goldberg method.
I personally vote for trebuchets
https://youtu.be/6WWuVsunoD8
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The army has 1800 cargo helicopters. If we assume each cargo helo can carry 5 communists, and it takes 10 minutes to load and deploy said communists, that gives us a rate of 90,000 commies/hour. I feel like we could take care of the problem in a few days of honest effort.
Free helicopter rides!
Why not drones?
Woah woah woah. This isn't the Obama Administration.
If the commies had no complaints about Obama circumventing Due Process when he droned an American Citizen, they have no grounds for complaints if we use drones!