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No_Malarkey_Joe 60 points ago +62 / -2

Do we not have enough helicopters?

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iamjohnwick 28 points ago +28 / -0

For the number of people who actually deserves that β€œride”? No. Not even close. Would need many more than we have.

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Hunterscrackbaby 15 points ago +15 / -0

All these rides are going to need increase in pilots, ground crew, maintenance, logistics people, door pushers...

Trump really is the jobs president!

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No_Malarkey_Joe 6 points ago +6 / -0

"copter-ready jobs"

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Shitposter69 7 points ago +7 / -0

We should just use a B-52 and push them all out the back like little commie bombs

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like. Or just drop them out low over the ocean with no flotation device.

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Overkillengine 5 points ago +5 / -0

Roll them in some chum first.

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Shitposter69 2 points ago +2 / -0

The fat ones might make it back though!

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ButterGolemsAhoy 4 points ago +5 / -1

Boeing CH-47 seats 33, plus floor space. Can easily fit 100 commies.

Approx 500 are currently in service.

One way helicopter ride ~1hr

50k commies/hr is plenty.

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iamjohnwick 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ok this I can get behind!

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No_Malarkey_Joe 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is why they don't want kids learning actual math.

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BigIronBigIron 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is terribly inefficient.

Nevertheless, I'm in favor of the Rube-Goldberg method.

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ButterGolemsAhoy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I personally vote for trebuchets

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Spez_Isacuck 8 points ago +9 / -1

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tokenninja 2 points ago +3 / -1

Nice

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DiscoverAFire 6 points ago +7 / -1

The army has 1800 cargo helicopters. If we assume each cargo helo can carry 5 communists, and it takes 10 minutes to load and deploy said communists, that gives us a rate of 90,000 commies/hour. I feel like we could take care of the problem in a few days of honest effort.

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scypher 5 points ago +6 / -1

Free helicopter rides!

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wartooth6 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why not drones?

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No_Malarkey_Joe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Woah woah woah. This isn't the Obama Administration.

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Overkillengine 3 points ago +3 / -0

If the commies had no complaints about Obama circumventing Due Process when he droned an American Citizen, they have no grounds for complaints if we use drones!