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I'd like to say they're building a guillotine on the Capitol steps. . . (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Geyck ago by Geyck +5212 / -2
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– iamjohnwick 28 points ago +28 / -0

For the number of people who actually deserves that “ride”? No. Not even close. Would need many more than we have.

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– Hunterscrackbaby 15 points ago +15 / -0

All these rides are going to need increase in pilots, ground crew, maintenance, logistics people, door pushers...

Trump really is the jobs president!

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– No_Malarkey_Joe 6 points ago +6 / -0

"copter-ready jobs"

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– Shitposter69 7 points ago +7 / -0

We should just use a B-52 and push them all out the back like little commie bombs

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– Cuzyoudbeinjail 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like. Or just drop them out low over the ocean with no flotation device.

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– Overkillengine 5 points ago +5 / -0

Roll them in some chum first.

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– Cuzyoudbeinjail 2 points ago +2 / -0

Then we can watch that shit in HD from satellite. It could be the ongoing theme of shark week. That'll bring the ratings up.

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– Shitposter69 2 points ago +2 / -0

The fat ones might make it back though!

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– ButterGolemsAhoy 4 points ago +5 / -1

Boeing CH-47 seats 33, plus floor space. Can easily fit 100 commies.

Approx 500 are currently in service.

One way helicopter ride ~1hr

50k commies/hr is plenty.

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– iamjohnwick 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ok this I can get behind!

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– No_Malarkey_Joe 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is why they don't want kids learning actual math.

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– BigIronBigIron 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is terribly inefficient.

Nevertheless, I'm in favor of the Rube-Goldberg method.

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– ButterGolemsAhoy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I personally vote for trebuchets

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