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1080pleb 127 points ago +127 / -0

Walk into a bank and respectfully suggest they put money in the bags, as it would be critically important to their physical security.

Hmm.

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p8riot 25 points ago +25 / -0

"it's critically important to your physical security" is a funny way of saying "or we'll break your kneecaps"

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pepeConductor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Broken kneecaps is the nice way.

Over there it is more than likely having your stomach cut open and tossed into a lake or river.

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