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Lapstrake 679 points ago +682 / -3

This is one of those times that I wish I could upvote more than once.

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uzi5v2 707 points ago +707 / -0

“I can help with that!” -Dominion

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The_red_hat 217 points ago +217 / -0

Ahahahahahah!!!

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GlacialSpeed 93 points ago +93 / -0

HahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHA

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TalmudIsToiletPaper 98 points ago +98 / -0

Family "Is that an octopus?"

Pede "Actually it's a Kraken. Now Get Some!"

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Friend_of_John_Galt 122 points ago +122 / -0

BRAVO, but you also have to take upvotes from another post. Preferably the post with the most upvotes.

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MW1665 39 points ago +39 / -0

But also some without many up votes. No one will be mad bc we all know they weren't getting to the Hot page. So it's justifiable. At least in michigan

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MakeFreedomRing 41 points ago +41 / -0

Take the votes of the banned/dead bots and shills. Nobody will notice

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sjw_injection 13 points ago +13 / -0

We need percentage based upvotes

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The_Big_Guy 43 points ago +43 / -0

I can also help. -The Big Guy

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SavingPrivateGrace 23 points ago +23 / -0

It's a Kraken waiting to be released in my mouth.

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TropArtic1 10 points ago +10 / -0

With ice cream.

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IllusionOfChoice 10 points ago +10 / -0

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ZeroDeltaTango 2 points ago +2 / -0

A 50-point pun

Impressive

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WU_HAN_FRU 6 points ago +6 / -0

Brother's Daughter's M&Ms Dispenser has entered the chat.

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defnotarobit 5 points ago +5 / -0

Only costs me 10%? Good deal!

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Awilen 32 points ago +33 / -1

KEK <-- This one. And tbh, add all the others below.
KEK
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TurdFergusen 13 points ago +13 / -0

All the keks

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AmerikaUberAlles 28 points ago +28 / -0

Baking skill level: Cthulhu

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fponick 66 points ago +66 / -0

No worries. I’ll do it for you, 👍🏼

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Flipbarryfromreddit 13 points ago +13 / -0

On all my social media today I posted about how many in a certain political party wants to destroy the famous Chris the Reedeemer statue in Brasil and all depictions of white Jesus, including all paintings and murals of him. So I included that caption with two beautiful pics of the statue and the first one with a "All praise be to god caption. Even put it on Facebook to trigger ALL the liberal faggots in my area I used to go to school w ahahahahahahahaha so when they look it up expecting to see republicans they'll see SHAUN KING SAID THE WHITE JESUS COMMENT AND HOW HE'S A HUGE BLM LEADER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KEK!!!!!!!!! Literally everyone who lives here in Virginia is a BLM cuck who participated in their protest here..... fucking losers!

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FormerGraveheart 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Dems want to destroy a statue in another fucking country? Fuck, I want all Dems dead.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!