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It’s gonna be lit, fam! (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by OhioRock3 ago by OhioRock3 +596 / -0
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everylastjuan 9 points ago +9 / -0

I was just a simple bartender...

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ObamasLooseButthole 8 points ago +9 / -1

I won't be repeating it. My boyfriend and I sold our ikea table and garbage disposal to buy guns and gun training courses. We won't let them take our ethnic neighbors some day. We all need to train ourselves to protect our democracy before it's too late. It sucks that I wake up crying every day now because this is our world. I wasn't meant to be a soldier I was a bartender. I served fucking drinks. But now I'm a soldier thrown into some Hitler remake god it's awful

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everylastjuan 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope you can afford a butthole tightening surgery one day from Gitmo

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ObamasLooseButthole 1 point ago +2 / -1

:( I opened a gofundme for it.

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hloblart 1 point ago +2 / -1

How the hell did you get enough money for guns and courses from selling an Ikea table and a garbage disposal?

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ObamasLooseButthole 2 points ago +3 / -1

Why was a navy seal lurking around and getting pissed off at children on an image board? Shit just happens in copypasta land.

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Longhairedzombie 4 points ago +5 / -1

Funny how people don't realize this still was taken from a TV show...the old guy is Larry David.

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AedraLord 1 point ago +1 / -0

Isn't that his daughter?

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Carbum 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wait.. you guys have guns?? 🤣🤣🤣

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Son_of_a_Blue_Hen 1 point ago +1 / -0

These two clowns wouldn't survive their own gun; he already has a busted left arm.

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LeverJunkie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does that bitch ever look happy?