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Philhelm 31 points ago +31 / -0

I paid streetwalkers to cough in my mouth and I only got herpes, chlamydia, and HPV.

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ZackMorris_osbro 9 points ago +12 / -3

Lol when I wanna bug chase, I prefer to tongue punch the fartbox of lot lizards in truck stops...I mean I gotta get something out of it!

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MassTexodous 5 points ago +5 / -0

Found Obama's account