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iamjohnwick 21 points ago +21 / -0

The gallows or firing squad are the only two acceptable choice IMO.

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Unbent 17 points ago +17 / -0

"WTF? You can't kill us, it was already decided that we were going to kill you. Be civilized!"

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kpho 14 points ago +14 / -0

You can't prosecute me, I quit! - AOC

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Desert_Covfefe 7 points ago +7 / -0

Save a taxpayer, rope is reusable.

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NeoDragoon 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't know, I've heard that fuel is pretty expensive, just look at what it did to Pinochet's Helicopter Tours...

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dumdumexpress 2 points ago +2 / -0

Assisted no-parachute basejumping off the Hoover Dam. Line up some food trucks and make a time of it.

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MikeVicksAstrologist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not anymore, we make our own fuel now so we can do whatever we want with it.

This is a good investment for the future!

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MAGAMAN4EVA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Have you head of this great invention called a trebuchet?

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WheelsUpNorth 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s the ultimate siege weapon...

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MAGAMAN4EVA 1 point ago +1 / -0

No we should load them onto b-52s and drop them over the Taliban. Two messages for one low cost.