He said that he wants to enjoy retirement after serving 7 terms and that he's happy to concede victory to Barron, who gave him quite a run in the General. Historians have often commented about how elections have changed ever since the Democrat party collapsed after all of its leadership was arrested for fraud and corruption, but Trump said that this election was the toughest of his career, adding that "The kid learned from the best. I just can't beat him."

Jim Acosta, now working at a local mall after CNN merged with Spencer's gifts, reported to a customer saying "Trump has been vanquished!", but the customer simply responded by asking if they had any more retro Pepe the Frog shirts in stock. "My dad told me about The_Donald, and I want to experience some of that myself. I was also hoping to get the new Kayleigh McEnany wall calendar, but those sold out in 30 seconds."