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MAGAA2020isback 433 points ago +485 / -52

This conspiracy is in such poor taste but it still makes me lol

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DashCarlile 145 points ago +148 / -3

I appreciate that it’s a funny and you get it... but what is it? 🤔

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donaldismydad 148 points ago +148 / -0

that package is by no means MYSTERIOUS, big dick MIKE rolling out

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tepkek 37 points ago +37 / -0

User name checks out.

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John_g6 15 points ago +15 / -0

All your supposed superior Chinese intellect, which you’ve been brainwashed to believe in, won’t change the fact that you live in a shithole and eat bats.

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Methodmapper 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't click

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suckmycorona 4 points ago +4 / -0

Big mike is the only one carrying Barry!

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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 4 points ago +4 / -0

Barry could do chin-ups on that thing. If he could do chin-ups.

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RabidZoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

He was certainly up to his chin on that thing!

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IWannaBeSomebody 11 points ago +11 / -0 (edited)

Mike has the missing USB DONGle in his pants.

edit. added "in"

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yellow_iron 6 points ago +6 / -0

When Big Mike whips it out, the whole damned room gets dark.

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WakingKnowledge 24 points ago +24 / -0

No, it's the black box they have been looking for!

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Flipbarryfromreddit 13 points ago +13 / -0

This is my favorite vid of him ever!

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WakingKnowledge 7 points ago +8 / -1

I should have said black balls lol. You know the ones they used to cheat in the election.

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LivebytheTendies 7 points ago +7 / -0

Those are some stolen ballots.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 5 points ago +6 / -1

Hahahahahahahaa good one!

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Flipbarryfromreddit 3 points ago +4 / -1

KEK

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Flipbarryfromreddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well played

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Hawksendoom 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like the Ellen one.

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horsefacestorm 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's definitely not in a black hole like CNN suggested!

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WakingKnowledge 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think they were referring to his asshole. You know the one Obama fucks.

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horsefacestorm 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's all making sense now.

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha Benis XD

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TommyLasordasBallBag 16 points ago +16 / -0

No mystery there. ThatsAPenis.gif

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ninjacomments 13 points ago +13 / -0

You. Fuckers. Are. Hilarious.

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BigMikesBlackCock 6 points ago +9 / -3

Yo

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PikachuJohnson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Username checks out

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SneakyWino 70 points ago +70 / -0

Michelle Obama was born Michael Robinson. That's a MAN, baby!

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Hawksendoom 6 points ago +6 / -0

But the Netflix! XD

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HighVoltage 5 points ago +5 / -0

But the podcast!

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MAGAA2020isback 64 points ago +65 / -1

Not sure, I'd ask Brett Kavanaugh who allegedly had to dress in drag and play his accuser, Dr. Blasey Ford, as an initiation ritual.

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leg_hairs 16 points ago +16 / -0

What? Intrigued.

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BestTimeToBAlive 24 points ago +24 / -0

Lol. I’ve seen some crazy whacked out conspiracy theories in my day, but this one takes the cake.

Who’s the fake, him or her?

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pmurTJdlanoD 11 points ago +11 / -0

Both

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sackofwisdom 11 points ago +11 / -0

It's a shitpost my dude. Grab a coat and get comfy.

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Buce-Nudo 7 points ago +7 / -0

They don't really look like the same person. You can see it at least in the eyelids and the nose. Kavanaugh's nose isn't as straight or flat and his nostrils can't be enlarged by prosthetics like that. I don't know why I'm fact-checking this. Don't want to look at Blowsey anymore.

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morningpancakes 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's a successful disguise, the greatest. Lol

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jamrs 3 points ago +3 / -0

What

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Markdin7725 2 points ago +2 / -0

What the hell does this mean

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Skogin 24 points ago +25 / -1

Not beef curtains - no way, no how.

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redgreenyellowblu 9 points ago +9 / -0

It would have to be a wooly mammoth curtains.

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TangerineShine 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s a fucking horse cock!

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mostooge 19 points ago +19 / -0

I prefer it remain a mystery.

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Skogin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Trying to ignore an elephant in the room causes cognitive dissonance, at very least.

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Batman 42 points ago +43 / -1

Of course it tastes bad. That’s the taste of Barry’s asshole.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol! The fuckin Banking Queen!

https://youtu.be/a5NrqqK60OI

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WU_HAN_FRU 3 points ago +3 / -0

My favorite Rush Limbaugh song.

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logan34 37 points ago +37 / -0

Has the left ever given an excuse for this video? Did they try to say its deep fake?

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ThirstyLibertyTree 62 points ago +62 / -0

Hahaha you think this actually gets through the adamantium shell of their echo chamber? Even if it did, they would probably reply with, “doesn’t look like anything to me.”

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bigdickhangsright 15 points ago +15 / -0

A sustained front hole queef

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TheBestDuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow. Thanks for making me realize there are back hole queefs. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna take a shower for the next four hours.

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bigdickhangsright 1 point ago +1 / -0

I try :/

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Hawksendoom 6 points ago +6 / -0

<galaxy quest clap>

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murdockberk 2 points ago +3 / -1

deep fake technology needs to be banned or heavily regulated before it gets outta control

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Panzerkampfwagen 1 point ago +1 / -0

The cat and the bag are miles apart by now.

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BecMonTchew 19 points ago +19 / -0

I think they try to say it's a maxi pad. But this happened to her often and she somehow never learned how to wear a maxi pad so that it doesn't flop around? My wife never does that.

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freebirdie 14 points ago +14 / -0

As a woman in her 50s, I've never had that happen, nor have I ever seen or heard of it happening to anyone I know. There's literally no way it could be a pad. That's big Mike's dick.

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CaliforKek 11 points ago +11 / -0

Oh shit this made me laugh even harder than the video of the floppin' dick. Can confirm, my wife also never does that. God damn it I'm still laughing!

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logan34 10 points ago +10 / -0

Maxipad my ass 😂

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BecMonTchew 7 points ago +7 / -0

Exactly. My wife wears similar dresses sometimes, and I have yet in 20+ years to see her nethers flopping like that, even after 2 kids. But after a bit of research for an answer from the left, that seems like the best thing they can come up with. Nor do women grab their crotch in public as much as Michelle my belle.

The obvious answer is that it's a dick. But that sounds so crazy no one but us would believe it.

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Censorship_Sucks 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or just cut back on the spicy food.

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HighVoltage 6 points ago +6 / -0

Men don't wear maxipads

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GeoG85 13 points ago +13 / -0

The Ellen Dance's excuse was "A microphone".

Barry's getting pounded every night by 8 inches of microphone. :/

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Demandred 10 points ago +10 / -0

A microphone for what, queefs?

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BecMonTchew 7 points ago +7 / -0

Who tf has a microphone on their crotch?!?

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HighVoltage 3 points ago +3 / -0

Speak into the mike-rophone, Barry!

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Licensetomeme 1 point ago +1 / -0

Only eight? You're selling big Mike short, I think.

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P0keu 18 points ago +18 / -0

It must be one engorged clit is all I'm saying. Yeesh!

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 15 points ago +15 / -0

Like a hyena

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ThirstyLibertyTree 11 points ago +12 / -1

The next step from an oversized clit is an undersized dick.

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MichelesPenis 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's not

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P0keu 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek!

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Corky_Knightrider 7 points ago +7 / -0

I mean they do weird occult shit and traffic underaged kids for sex so the former first lady being a dude wouldnt exactly be surprising.

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South_Florida_Guy 175 points ago +178 / -3

That's what you call a hanging chad.

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LaPastillaEscarlata 38 points ago +38 / -0

This comment is so Florida, in the best way. Shadilay brother.

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Endorphinehigh 14 points ago +14 / -0

Also a fellow Floridian, DeSantis is the tits.

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DO_NOT_CONCEDE 8 points ago +8 / -0

Florida, fuck yeah!

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Floridian 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fellow Floridian checking in

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MichelesPenis 6 points ago +6 / -0

Another Fl pede glad that Ron Desantis beat demoncrat Andrew Gillum. He would have loved some of that Michelle. I wonder how many of those votes were fraud

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morphagent 20 points ago +20 / -0

AHHHH, HaHaHaHa. Perfect!

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DO_NOT_CONCEDE 5 points ago +5 / -0

You win

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1FalseSong 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOL

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StrozkMyWeiner 125 points ago +126 / -1

When reached for comment, an anonymous eye-witness stated that "it was thicker than an elephant's third leg, if you know what I mean."

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roundhammer 12 points ago +12 / -0

Is it also prehensile? I mean, could she use to grab someone?

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tootoo22 9 points ago +9 / -0

If you see a bulge in a conservative womans pants, it's a gun. If you see a bulge in a liberal womans pants, it's a penis.

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Demokraut_No_More 116 points ago +117 / -1

Those aren't ballots stuffed in there laddies!

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TheGreaseman81 15 points ago +15 / -0

Take a bow sir.

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MAGA-Lo-MANIAC 5 points ago +5 / -0

Im sure Barry's "ballot box" is always stuffed.

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zooty 5 points ago +5 / -0

Never mind the ballots, here's the Sex Pistols.

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IllKissYourBoobies 3 points ago +3 / -0

BALLotS

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MAGA-Lo-MANIAC 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ohh, we ladies know...

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somedickinohio 73 points ago +73 / -0

That "package" is Big Mikes junk

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liberty4alll 6 points ago +6 / -0

And that ‘junk’ is Big Mike’s wiener.

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ispeakmrad 3 points ago +3 / -0

And that “wiener” is the size of a medium dog with stubby legs.

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BigMikesLeftNut 1 point ago +1 / -0

Here

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CousinEddie 71 points ago +71 / -0

No woman touches her crotch as much as Michelle. It's weird once you notice bc in tons of videos she's grabbing her junk

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chloebanana 36 points ago +36 / -0

We don’t touch ourselves because there is nothing to touch!!! 😂😂 Only a woman with a dick touches herself as much as big mike.

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freebirdie 12 points ago +12 / -0

Exactly. It's not like a clit needs rearranging.

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aveydey 29 points ago +29 / -0

I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a female public figure or celebrity of any kind grabbing her crotch before. Honest to God I can’t think of a single famous person, politician, actress, etc who I’ve seen touch their crotch! You’re totally fucking right!

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Methodmapper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Madonna... I'm too old .... But you are right

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zwiebelsaft 10 points ago +10 / -0

She got jock itch

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_Trunalimunumaprzure 63 points ago +63 / -0

THATS A PENIS

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CaptainChrisPBacon 57 points ago +57 / -0

This is why Joan Rivers Died during a little surgery. She called Big Mike out as a man. Not long later Joan was dead.

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Bigcity157 25 points ago +25 / -0

I believe she also hinted at his $65k “Hot Dog Party”

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Judiwont 7 points ago +7 / -0

Besides myself you’re the only person I’ve ever heard utter those words. Mind you this is the first forum place I’ve been.

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Isolated_Patriot 9 points ago +9 / -0

Big Mike hasn't been too much of a topic over the last 6 months, too many other commies to focus on, but the Joan Rivers thing usually comes up when it is.

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POOP_SMEARED_TITTIES 5 points ago +5 / -0

absolutely. been saying this for years. damn shame too, Joan was badass!

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Frestpost 44 points ago +44 / -0

“I know I said to focus on the signal but this is good meme’ing”

-Steve Bannon

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RyanUpCreek 25 points ago +25 / -0

Humor is the oil that keeps the machine in motion. We are on different places on the battlefield and morale is the decider of victory or defeat

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terriblemajesty 11 points ago +11 / -0

Can you imagine the meme war without humor? It’s one of The only things keeping me sane and not going through PTSD of all the horrid stuff I have seen

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Methodmapper 1 point ago +1 / -0

^^^^ and it keeps our friensbamf family happy too!

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DJT_JR6544 13 points ago +13 / -0

Bannon laughs for a full minute and wipes a tear from his eye. Refocuses. "We've got this."

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women_for_trump 28 points ago +28 / -0

If it's not a penis why is she always grabbing it? I'm a woman and I do not grab my nether regions like she does.

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Illinois4Trump 13 points ago +13 / -0

It is 100% a penis, you a correct women do not need to adjust their dick and hide their bulge lol

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Averon 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm a guy and I don't even do that. But then again, I don't wear dresses either.

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DisbandTheCIA 5 points ago +5 / -0

I touch my groin on an hourly basis at a minimum.

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ShakeYourTrumpThang 27 points ago +27 / -0

Just imagine what a vagina would have to look like in order for that to be one. It'd look like a slinky made out of dark meat.

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TheGulagKnownAsCA 20 points ago +20 / -0

Please stop. I like being straight.

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ShakeYourTrumpThang 3 points ago +3 / -0

It might turn inside out like a blood worm.

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Methodmapper 2 points ago +2 / -0

It reaches out, grabs you, pulls you in and asimulates you! KEK Nightmare? No! IT'S BIG MIKE!

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Lord_Kek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just think of a wizard's sleeve.

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ThaDtothaOtothaN 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pretty sure the Big Mike Triple Stack Roast Beef Combo is on the Arbys Secret Menu.

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freebirdie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sweet baby Haysoos, that's gross.

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Omahusker 26 points ago +26 / -0

That's some old school internet video quality right there. That's also a cock.

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BasedRedPillZeus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Big ol’ Hog on him

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KungFluPanda187 22 points ago +22 / -0

BRUHHHH

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BidensHairyLega 20 points ago +20 / -0

He is smuggling out the hammer they used to smash all of Hillary's hard drives. The same hammer also smashed Bath House Barry's prison wallet.

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VTubersAreWorthTheSi 16 points ago +16 / -0

Well Barry was going around gay bathhouses in Chicago so color me surprised.

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Skatemyboard 8 points ago +9 / -1

Man's Country 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Webtheman 15 points ago +15 / -0

Swinging meat. 🌭🌭

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KingMaynez 12 points ago +12 / -0

Top KEK! Much WOW! So BIG!

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terriblemajesty 4 points ago +4 / -0

IMPRESSIVE GIRTH

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Usefulmoron 10 points ago +10 / -0

Pole watchers didn't need binoculars for this.

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Barron2040 10 points ago +10 / -0

HAHA SHE HAS PENOR

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ItGoWooWoo 7 points ago +7 / -0

That’s a polling place, not a poling place, Mike.

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Gwoz8881 7 points ago +7 / -0

That’s just Big Mikes floppy disk

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FUCKtrudeau 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ohhhhhhh Michael

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spread_em 7 points ago +7 / -0

That’s a grand TRANSpiracy

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wrongkindofimmigrant 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's just a roll of ballots.

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CT_MAGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

I have to admit that when I see those pictures of their kids and their supposed parents I'm like "WTF". Either way she is hideous.

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Mishabird 6 points ago +6 / -0

She goes down those steps like a man too.

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 6 points ago +6 / -0

Its always on the right side

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figneugent 6 points ago +6 / -0

she's steppin like she got a real low center of gravity... you know what i'm saying?

i'm saying she's hangin dong

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Proudboy420 6 points ago +6 / -0

That bitch has got big dick but low energy.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 5 points ago +5 / -0

That thang wasa floppin like a crappie!

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Deadsilos 5 points ago +5 / -0

I laughed but then immediately resented whomever tricked me into cockgazing.

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DarkestB4ThaDon 5 points ago +5 / -0

Michael Obama

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MediaTheTrueEnemy 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's bigger than my package.

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LiberalismIsTheVirus 13 points ago +13 / -0

They don't call him Big Mike for nothing.

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Chairman_Downlord 4 points ago +4 / -0

That’s some exhibitionist shit. Flopping around like that is an intentional slap in the face to Barry in more than one way. Mike waved his dick around too many times in eight years for it to be a series of wardrobe malfunctions

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Chaotikizm 4 points ago +4 / -0

He's not smuggling sharpies out.

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Barrysstash 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think I know why Barack missed Reggie so much.... Mike’s penis was huge.

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joeblow2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

In case you were wondering...that's a dude.

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RedPillLegendMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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SoldierofKek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rofl..that is a big package.

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MrsHart 2 points ago +2 / -0

I see a swing towards the Right

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LensOfTruth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please tell me y’all have heard Alex Jones’ commentating when he saw this clip? 😂 something to the effect of “he seems to be escorting a large plastic snake in his pants”

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kinbergfan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Big Mike

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Shigaru 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's a lot of ballots.

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mickusa1 2 points ago +2 / -0

SCHLONG