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All your supposed superior Chinese intellect, which you’ve been brainwashed to believe in, won’t change the fact that you live in a shithole and eat bats.
They don't really look like the same person. You can see it at least in the eyelids and the nose. Kavanaugh's nose isn't as straight or flat and his nostrils can't be enlarged by prosthetics like that. I don't know why I'm fact-checking this. Don't want to look at Blowsey anymore.
Hahaha you think this actually gets through the adamantium shell of their echo chamber? Even if it did, they would probably reply with, “doesn’t look like anything to me.”
I think they try to say it's a maxi pad. But this happened to her often and she somehow never learned how to wear a maxi pad so that it doesn't flop around? My wife never does that.
As a woman in her 50s, I've never had that happen, nor have I ever seen or heard of it happening to anyone I know. There's literally no way it could be a pad. That's big Mike's dick.
Exactly. My wife wears similar dresses sometimes, and I have yet in 20+ years to see her nethers flopping like that, even after 2 kids. But after a bit of research for an answer from the left, that seems like the best thing they can come up with. Nor do women grab their crotch in public as much as Michelle my belle.
The obvious answer is that it's a dick. But that sounds so crazy no one but us would believe it.
Another Fl pede glad that Ron Desantis beat demoncrat Andrew Gillum. He would have loved some of that Michelle. I wonder how many of those votes were fraud
I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a female public figure or celebrity of any kind grabbing her crotch before. Honest to God I can’t think of a single famous person, politician, actress, etc who I’ve seen touch their crotch! You’re totally fucking right!
Big Mike hasn't been too much of a topic over the last 6 months, too many other commies to focus on, but the Joan Rivers thing usually comes up when it is.
That’s some exhibitionist shit. Flopping around like that is an intentional slap in the face to Barry in more than one way. Mike waved his dick around too many times in eight years for it to be a series of wardrobe malfunctions
Please tell me y’all have heard Alex Jones’ commentating when he saw this clip? 😂 something to the effect of “he seems to be escorting a large plastic snake in his pants”
This conspiracy is in such poor taste but it still makes me lol
I appreciate that it’s a funny and you get it... but what is it? 🤔
that package is by no means MYSTERIOUS, big dick MIKE rolling out
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All your supposed superior Chinese intellect, which you’ve been brainwashed to believe in, won’t change the fact that you live in a shithole and eat bats.
Don't click
Big mike is the only one carrying Barry!
Barry could do chin-ups on that thing. If he could do chin-ups.
He was certainly up to his chin on that thing!
Mike has the missing USB DONGle in his pants.
edit. added "in"
When Big Mike whips it out, the whole damned room gets dark.
No, it's the black box they have been looking for!
This is my favorite vid of him ever!
I should have said black balls lol. You know the ones they used to cheat in the election.
Those are some stolen ballots.
Hahahahahahahaa good one!
KEK
Well played
I like the Ellen one.
It's definitely not in a black hole like CNN suggested!
I think they were referring to his asshole. You know the one Obama fucks.
It's all making sense now.
Haha Benis XD
No mystery there. ThatsAPenis.gif
You. Fuckers. Are. Hilarious.
Yo
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Michelle Obama was born Michael Robinson. That's a MAN, baby!
But the Netflix! XD
But the podcast!
Not sure, I'd ask Brett Kavanaugh who allegedly had to dress in drag and play his accuser, Dr. Blasey Ford, as an initiation ritual.
What? Intrigued.
Lol. I’ve seen some crazy whacked out conspiracy theories in my day, but this one takes the cake.
Who’s the fake, him or her?
Both
It's a shitpost my dude. Grab a coat and get comfy.
They don't really look like the same person. You can see it at least in the eyelids and the nose. Kavanaugh's nose isn't as straight or flat and his nostrils can't be enlarged by prosthetics like that. I don't know why I'm fact-checking this. Don't want to look at Blowsey anymore.
It's a successful disguise, the greatest. Lol
What
What the hell does this mean
Not beef curtains - no way, no how.
It would have to be a wooly mammoth curtains.
It’s a fucking horse cock!
I prefer it remain a mystery.
Trying to ignore an elephant in the room causes cognitive dissonance, at very least.
Of course it tastes bad. That’s the taste of Barry’s asshole.
Lol! The fuckin Banking Queen!
https://youtu.be/a5NrqqK60OI
My favorite Rush Limbaugh song.
Has the left ever given an excuse for this video? Did they try to say its deep fake?
Hahaha you think this actually gets through the adamantium shell of their echo chamber? Even if it did, they would probably reply with, “doesn’t look like anything to me.”
A sustained front hole queef
Wow. Thanks for making me realize there are back hole queefs. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna take a shower for the next four hours.
I try :/
<galaxy quest clap>
deep fake technology needs to be banned or heavily regulated before it gets outta control
The cat and the bag are miles apart by now.
I think they try to say it's a maxi pad. But this happened to her often and she somehow never learned how to wear a maxi pad so that it doesn't flop around? My wife never does that.
As a woman in her 50s, I've never had that happen, nor have I ever seen or heard of it happening to anyone I know. There's literally no way it could be a pad. That's big Mike's dick.
Oh shit this made me laugh even harder than the video of the floppin' dick. Can confirm, my wife also never does that. God damn it I'm still laughing!
Maxipad my ass 😂
Exactly. My wife wears similar dresses sometimes, and I have yet in 20+ years to see her nethers flopping like that, even after 2 kids. But after a bit of research for an answer from the left, that seems like the best thing they can come up with. Nor do women grab their crotch in public as much as Michelle my belle.
The obvious answer is that it's a dick. But that sounds so crazy no one but us would believe it.
Or just cut back on the spicy food.
Men don't wear maxipads
The Ellen Dance's excuse was "A microphone".
Barry's getting pounded every night by 8 inches of microphone. :/
A microphone for what, queefs?
Who tf has a microphone on their crotch?!?
Speak into the mike-rophone, Barry!
Only eight? You're selling big Mike short, I think.
It must be one engorged clit is all I'm saying. Yeesh!
Like a hyena
The next step from an oversized clit is an undersized dick.
It's not
Kek!
I mean they do weird occult shit and traffic underaged kids for sex so the former first lady being a dude wouldnt exactly be surprising.
That's what you call a hanging chad.
This comment is so Florida, in the best way. Shadilay brother.
Also a fellow Floridian, DeSantis is the tits.
Florida, fuck yeah!
Fellow Floridian checking in
Another Fl pede glad that Ron Desantis beat demoncrat Andrew Gillum. He would have loved some of that Michelle. I wonder how many of those votes were fraud
AHHHH, HaHaHaHa. Perfect!
You win
LOL
When reached for comment, an anonymous eye-witness stated that "it was thicker than an elephant's third leg, if you know what I mean."
Is it also prehensile? I mean, could she use to grab someone?
If you see a bulge in a conservative womans pants, it's a gun. If you see a bulge in a liberal womans pants, it's a penis.
Those aren't ballots stuffed in there laddies!
Take a bow sir.
Im sure Barry's "ballot box" is always stuffed.
Never mind the ballots, here's the Sex Pistols.
BALL
otSOhh, we ladies know...
That "package" is Big Mikes junk
And that ‘junk’ is Big Mike’s wiener.
And that “wiener” is the size of a medium dog with stubby legs.
Here
No woman touches her crotch as much as Michelle. It's weird once you notice bc in tons of videos she's grabbing her junk
We don’t touch ourselves because there is nothing to touch!!! 😂😂 Only a woman with a dick touches herself as much as big mike.
Exactly. It's not like a clit needs rearranging.
I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a female public figure or celebrity of any kind grabbing her crotch before. Honest to God I can’t think of a single famous person, politician, actress, etc who I’ve seen touch their crotch! You’re totally fucking right!
Madonna... I'm too old .... But you are right
She got jock itch
THATS A PENIS
https://i.imgur.com/tTc9cKQ.gif
This is why Joan Rivers Died during a little surgery. She called Big Mike out as a man. Not long later Joan was dead.
I believe she also hinted at his $65k “Hot Dog Party”
Besides myself you’re the only person I’ve ever heard utter those words. Mind you this is the first forum place I’ve been.
Big Mike hasn't been too much of a topic over the last 6 months, too many other commies to focus on, but the Joan Rivers thing usually comes up when it is.
absolutely. been saying this for years. damn shame too, Joan was badass!
“I know I said to focus on the signal but this is good meme’ing”
-Steve Bannon
Humor is the oil that keeps the machine in motion. We are on different places on the battlefield and morale is the decider of victory or defeat
Can you imagine the meme war without humor? It’s one of The only things keeping me sane and not going through PTSD of all the horrid stuff I have seen
^^^^ and it keeps our friensbamf family happy too!
Bannon laughs for a full minute and wipes a tear from his eye. Refocuses. "We've got this."
If it's not a penis why is she always grabbing it? I'm a woman and I do not grab my nether regions like she does.
It is 100% a penis, you a correct women do not need to adjust their dick and hide their bulge lol
I'm a guy and I don't even do that. But then again, I don't wear dresses either.
I touch my groin on an hourly basis at a minimum.
Just imagine what a vagina would have to look like in order for that to be one. It'd look like a slinky made out of dark meat.
Please stop. I like being straight.
It might turn inside out like a blood worm.
It reaches out, grabs you, pulls you in and asimulates you! KEK Nightmare? No! IT'S BIG MIKE!
Just think of a wizard's sleeve.
Pretty sure the Big Mike Triple Stack Roast Beef Combo is on the Arbys Secret Menu.
Sweet baby Haysoos, that's gross.
That's some old school internet video quality right there. That's also a cock.
Big ol’ Hog on him
BRUHHHH
He is smuggling out the hammer they used to smash all of Hillary's hard drives. The same hammer also smashed Bath House Barry's prison wallet.
Well Barry was going around gay bathhouses in Chicago so color me surprised.
Man's Country 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Swinging meat. 🌭🌭
Top KEK! Much WOW! So BIG!
IMPRESSIVE GIRTH
Pole watchers didn't need binoculars for this.
HAHA SHE HAS PENOR
That’s a polling place, not a poling place, Mike.
That’s just Big Mikes floppy disk
Ohhhhhhh Michael
That’s a grand TRANSpiracy
It's just a roll of ballots.
I have to admit that when I see those pictures of their kids and their supposed parents I'm like "WTF". Either way she is hideous.
She goes down those steps like a man too.
Its always on the right side
she's steppin like she got a real low center of gravity... you know what i'm saying?
i'm saying she's hangin dong
That bitch has got big dick but low energy.
That thang wasa floppin like a crappie!
I laughed but then immediately resented whomever tricked me into cockgazing.
Michael Obama
That's bigger than my package.
They don't call him Big Mike for nothing.
That’s some exhibitionist shit. Flopping around like that is an intentional slap in the face to Barry in more than one way. Mike waved his dick around too many times in eight years for it to be a series of wardrobe malfunctions
He's not smuggling sharpies out.
Aced it!
I think I know why Barack missed Reggie so much.... Mike’s penis was huge.
In case you were wondering...that's a dude.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Rofl..that is a big package.
I see a swing towards the Right
Please tell me y’all have heard Alex Jones’ commentating when he saw this clip? 😂 something to the effect of “he seems to be escorting a large plastic snake in his pants”
Big Mike
That's a lot of ballots.
SCHLONG