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StrozkMyWeiner 125 points ago +126 / -1

When reached for comment, an anonymous eye-witness stated that "it was thicker than an elephant's third leg, if you know what I mean."

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tootoo22 9 points ago +9 / -0

If you see a bulge in a conservative womans pants, it's a gun. If you see a bulge in a liberal womans pants, it's a penis.