After taking the case all the way to the Supreme Court, in a 5-4 decision, it has been ruled that a Royal Flush beats 5 of a kind. Newcomer Amy Coney Barret writes "While the rules may not be clear, the founders clearly intended the Royal Flush to be the ultimate winning hand, therefore we must conclude Biden's mathematically and statistically impossible hand to not 'Trump' (Judge Amy Coney Barret audibly laughs, saying 'Tee-Hee') President Trumps legitimate legal victory."
Judge Roberts writes the dissenting opinion: "After careful discussions with the two stupidest judges still alive, God Bless the Late Great Ruth Bader Ginsberg, I come to the same conclusion that 'Not a fucking idiot diversity hire Sotomayor' and 'When the fuck did Kagan get put on the bench' did. Trump is mean and orange. What are we voting about again?"
Reading that article pisses me off. They openly brag that democrats have each others backs from the top of the chain to the very lowest in power. They'll cover up and support everything they do.
I laughed, but then the poker knowledge in me asked how Trump would have a royal flush if Biden had 5 aces? That would assume not one, but at least two of those aces are fake, making the story even better.
Trump obviously has the Ace of Spades, symbolic of the death of the deep state and the neocons and neolibs in congress. Biden, not having the motor skills to pull 2 cards out of his sleeve, let alone the mental ability to remember to do it, is secretly passed two extra cards by the dealer, Chris "totally a conservative" Wallace.
After taking the case all the way to the Supreme Court, in a 5-4 decision, it has been ruled that a Royal Flush beats 5 of a kind. Newcomer Amy Coney Barret writes "While the rules may not be clear, the founders clearly intended the Royal Flush to be the ultimate winning hand, therefore we must conclude Biden's mathematically and statistically impossible hand to not 'Trump' (Judge Amy Coney Barret audibly laughs, saying 'Tee-Hee') President Trumps legitimate legal victory."
Judge Roberts writes the dissenting opinion: "After careful discussions with the two stupidest judges still alive, God Bless the Late Great Ruth Bader Ginsberg, I come to the same conclusion that 'Not a fucking idiot diversity hire Sotomayor' and 'When the fuck did Kagan get put on the bench' did. Trump is mean and orange. What are we voting about again?"
That's dialogue so accurate and realistic, not even failed screenwriter Adam Schiff could've written it himself. https://archive.vn/9Wusa
This is equally pathetic and hilarious.
Reading that article pisses me off. They openly brag that democrats have each others backs from the top of the chain to the very lowest in power. They'll cover up and support everything they do.
I laughed, but then the poker knowledge in me asked how Trump would have a royal flush if Biden had 5 aces? That would assume not one, but at least two of those aces are fake, making the story even better.
Trump obviously has the Ace of Spades, symbolic of the death of the deep state and the neocons and neolibs in congress. Biden, not having the motor skills to pull 2 cards out of his sleeve, let alone the mental ability to remember to do it, is secretly passed two extra cards by the dealer, Chris "totally a conservative" Wallace.
Oh man I didn't even realize that. Thats true
Consider that Joe only knows how to print aces, too. And that Donald knows how to flush the swamp.
top kek
Robert’s would simply declare the 5th ace to be a tax and therefore valid.
Also, if the 5th ace were to be removed it does not invalidate it being a winning hand.
Obama nominated both of these activist judges btw.