I laughed, but then the poker knowledge in me asked how Trump would have a royal flush if Biden had 5 aces? That would assume not one, but at least two of those aces are fake, making the story even better.
Trump obviously has the Ace of Spades, symbolic of the death of the deep state and the neocons and neolibs in congress. Biden, not having the motor skills to pull 2 cards out of his sleeve, let alone the mental ability to remember to do it, is secretly passed two extra cards by the dealer, Chris "totally a conservative" Wallace.
I laughed, but then the poker knowledge in me asked how Trump would have a royal flush if Biden had 5 aces? That would assume not one, but at least two of those aces are fake, making the story even better.
Trump obviously has the Ace of Spades, symbolic of the death of the deep state and the neocons and neolibs in congress. Biden, not having the motor skills to pull 2 cards out of his sleeve, let alone the mental ability to remember to do it, is secretly passed two extra cards by the dealer, Chris "totally a conservative" Wallace.
Oh man I didn't even realize that. Thats true
Consider that Joe only knows how to print aces, too. And that Donald knows how to flush the swamp.