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WhiskeyAndCoffee 42 points ago +42 / -0

MY FUCKING EYES ARE BURNING

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Riptide0673 18 points ago +18 / -0

Mine too. Quick, we must grab spoons to gouge them out.

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tepkek 15 points ago +15 / -0

I'd have said the lesson to be learned here was to not disfigure your body because of your inability to cope with reality.

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TenScoops 9 points ago +9 / -0

nooo you can piss on your eyes if they're burning, it works. Don't even need to gouge them out

PS: for the other method, use TWO SCOOPS instead of a spoon

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FreedomDeliveries 10 points ago +10 / -0

Pro tip: if you are browsing on the toilet and have no piss left, you can still avoid gouging by standing up, turning around, and inserting your head into the bowl.

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Dashmoomoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can confirm.

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Dashmoomoo 16 points ago +16 / -0

Good Lord, pede; thank you. I almost called the clinton foundation for help.

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TrumpDynastyForever [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hahahahahah!

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Dashmoomoo 5 points ago +5 / -0

🤣

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meme_pede 7 points ago +7 / -0

I’m so drunk and I thank you for Chanel she saved me from death by liberal

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Dashmoomoo 7 points ago +7 / -0

You are not alone. Hold my beer, while I grab another beer.

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DrBJTester 13 points ago +13 / -0

We need that Emergency Lady Pede button fren. Hello mod gods and Dev Team in the fight against commie scum and Democrats damn I repeat myself.

We need this feature: puppies, kittens, Chanel, Kayleigh, Sidney, GETOUS, Melina, an A-10 or just a yeet hand cannon. An emergency escape button that gives you a calming image when you're forced to look at a picture of Hillary or Barry Obama. Please for all that is trumptonian make it so.

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AndrewLB 4 points ago +4 / -0

A-10 goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt

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DrBJTester 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love the sound of victory.

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