Pro tip: if you are browsing on the toilet and have no piss left, you can still avoid gouging by standing up, turning around, and inserting your head into the bowl.
We need that Emergency Lady Pede button fren. Hello mod gods and Dev Team in the fight against commie scum and Democrats damn I repeat myself.
We need this feature: puppies, kittens, Chanel, Kayleigh, Sidney, GETOUS, Melina, an A-10 or just a yeet hand cannon. An emergency escape button that gives you a calming image when you're forced to look at a picture of Hillary or Barry Obama. Please for all that is trumptonian make it so.
MY FUCKING EYES ARE BURNING
Mine too. Quick, we must grab spoons to gouge them out.
I'd have said the lesson to be learned here was to not disfigure your body because of your inability to cope with reality.
nooo you can piss on your eyes if they're burning, it works. Don't even need to gouge them out
PS: for the other method, use TWO SCOOPS instead of a spoon
Pro tip: if you are browsing on the toilet and have no piss left, you can still avoid gouging by standing up, turning around, and inserting your head into the bowl.
Can confirm.
https://thedonald.win/p/11QRoqWHLV/
Good Lord, pede; thank you. I almost called the clinton foundation for help.
Hahahahahah!
🤣
I’m so drunk and I thank you for Chanel she saved me from death by liberal
You are not alone. Hold my beer, while I grab another beer.
We need that Emergency Lady Pede button fren. Hello mod gods and Dev Team in the fight against commie scum and Democrats damn I repeat myself.
We need this feature: puppies, kittens, Chanel, Kayleigh, Sidney, GETOUS, Melina, an A-10 or just a yeet hand cannon. An emergency escape button that gives you a calming image when you're forced to look at a picture of Hillary or Barry Obama. Please for all that is trumptonian make it so.
A-10 goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt
I love the sound of victory.
https://thedonald.win/p/11QRoqWHLV/the-eye-bleach/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1O2JNjmwiT4