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Riptide0673 18 points ago +18 / -0

Mine too. Quick, we must grab spoons to gouge them out.

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tepkek 15 points ago +15 / -0

I'd have said the lesson to be learned here was to not disfigure your body because of your inability to cope with reality.

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TenScoops 9 points ago +9 / -0

nooo you can piss on your eyes if they're burning, it works. Don't even need to gouge them out

PS: for the other method, use TWO SCOOPS instead of a spoon

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FreedomDeliveries 10 points ago +10 / -0

Pro tip: if you are browsing on the toilet and have no piss left, you can still avoid gouging by standing up, turning around, and inserting your head into the bowl.

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Dashmoomoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can confirm.