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TenScoops 9 points ago +9 / -0

nooo you can piss on your eyes if they're burning, it works. Don't even need to gouge them out

PS: for the other method, use TWO SCOOPS instead of a spoon

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FreedomDeliveries 10 points ago +10 / -0

Pro tip: if you are browsing on the toilet and have no piss left, you can still avoid gouging by standing up, turning around, and inserting your head into the bowl.

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Dashmoomoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can confirm.