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posted ago by PraiseBeToScience ago by PraiseBeToScience +42 / -3

You can replace this name with someone more modern, but this literally sounds like when my teenaged sister, who had a crush on Leonardo DiCaprio decades ago, was in tears because he started dating Kristen Zang and she was convinced she was his biggest fan and now she would never have a chance with him.

Fucking grow up and quit crying about some people who don't even know you exist, who never owed you a goddamn thing. Are you seriously tying this much of your self-worth to the opinions of someone who you've never met?

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PraiseBeToScience [S] -1 points ago +1 / -2

Because you pathetic weepy crybabies have been polluting the front page with your tearful teenage antics for like three weeks straight.

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PraiseBeToScience [S] -2 points ago +1 / -3

<Spams posts for 3 weeks straight>

"Guys fucking stop"

<"LOL AREN'T YOU SPAMMING ASKING US TO STOP?">


The bizarre thing is, supposedly you're actually an adult who is writing this like you're brand new to the fucking internet, like I haven't seen that pathetic non-response a million times over the decades on one forum or another. It's not nearly as witty as you think it is.

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