I like Louis CK's bit that went thusly (paraphrasing):
"Everyone wonders what happens after you die." (audience goes quiet, Louis gives a long pause for effect) "Well, the answer is.... LOTS of things! LOTS of things happen after you die, it's just that YOU'RE not part of it anymore!"
you don't go to heaven or hell after you die.
I like Louis CK's bit that went thusly (paraphrasing):
"Everyone wonders what happens after you die." (audience goes quiet, Louis gives a long pause for effect) "Well, the answer is.... LOTS of things! LOTS of things happen after you die, it's just that YOU'RE not part of it anymore!"