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Ink-xx -5 points ago +1 / -6

you don't go to heaven or hell after you die.

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Phil_DeGraves 0 points ago +1 / -1

I like Louis CK's bit that went thusly (paraphrasing):

"Everyone wonders what happens after you die." (audience goes quiet, Louis gives a long pause for effect) "Well, the answer is.... LOTS of things! LOTS of things happen after you die, it's just that YOU'RE not part of it anymore!"