Well I broke my damn phone and now the toilet is calling and I'm left wondering what to do. That's prime time to read TDW. Now what? Do I read the labels on toothpaste or shampoo? I don't have any books. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
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Don't let this happen a second time. Recommend provisioning your bathroom with the following hardcover/paperback books:
Trump: The Art of the Deal
Trump Never Give Up: How I Turned My Biggest Challenges into Success
Think Big: Make It Happen in Business and Life
Great Again: How to Fix Our Crippled America
Trump: Think Like a Billionaire: Everything You Need to Know About Success, Real Estate, and Life
Trump: How to Get Rich
Think Like a Champion: An Informal Education In Business and Life
Time to Get Tough: Make America Great Again!
And if you get through all of this, then you need to see a doctor 'cuz yer spending too much time in the toilet!