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UnlikelyWolverine 32 points ago +32 / -0

If this wasn’t marked a shitpost, I’d actually believe the lunatic would pull something like this.

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PoorMansPsychiatrist [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

I couldn't get the flair up fast enough!

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chingchong_bigdong 7 points ago +7 / -0

wow thanks, almost fooled me twice.

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Connectthedots 6 points ago +6 / -0

Love the joke! I bought a 22 lb turkey. Come and take it!

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brutustyberius 5 points ago +5 / -0

From my cold dead hand!

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AdamBomb 2 points ago +2 / -0

From my cold dead hens!

FTFY

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Badjinx42 2 points ago +2 / -0

23.5 lbs here!

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RedFoxOnFire 4 points ago +4 / -0

Poe's Law.

Poe's law is an adage of Internet culture stating that, without a clear indicator of the author's intent, it is impossible to create a parody of extreme views so obviously exaggerated that it cannot be mistaken by some readers for a sincere expression of the views being parodied.

In other words, No matter how bizarre, outrageous, or just plain idiotic a parody of a Fundamentalist may seem, there will always be someone who cannot tell that it is a parody, having seen similar REAL ideas from real religious/political Fundamentalists.

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rentfREEEE_since2016 4 points ago +4 / -0

This would be funny if it wasn’t totally in line with what fucking newsom is capable of.

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chopz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Follow up comment: "Welcome to the gun control debate! Now you see how stupid magazine size restrictions sound!"

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TEXinLA 4 points ago +4 / -0

His kids go to a private school that has naturally, been in session.

One of his kids' classmates got the WuFlu.

So this morning, it was announced that that Newsom kid is in quarantine.

But not the entire Newsom clan?

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oilgiant 4 points ago +4 / -0

I guess I need to buy 3 8lb birds then.

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Baryonic 3 points ago +3 / -0

This can't be real

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women_for_trump 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's not. But I had to look twice as well. Which is a very sad commentary on where we are in America.

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ObamasLooseButthole 3 points ago +3 / -0

You flagged it as a shitpost but deep down I know he is probably actually trying to find those who bought large turkeys.

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Snowballtheblowball 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not gonna lie i thought this was real

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Nickakabic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cant stop me from buying 2 or 3 you commie fuck!

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GodSpeedTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just buy two small ones

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pithys 2 points ago +2 / -0

Time to start buying live turkeys

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INSSABOFA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Collect them then what?

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Can0_Wh00pass17 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just cook 2 turkeys