23 ‘Covid marshals’ giving people yellow cards as warnings for breaking rules. (twitter.com) posted 146 days ago by I-am-Orlando 146 days ago by I-am-Orlando +23 / -0 5 comments share 5 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (5) sorted by: top new old worst ▲ 1 ▼ – grndmrshlgando 1 point 145 days ago +1 / -0 Let's go riot permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – MadAssShitAmerican 1 point 145 days ago +1 / -0 Sounds like Australia. Prison Continent anyway, what do you expect? permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 145 days ago +1 / -0 ▲ 1 ▼ – LastNameNull 1 point 146 days ago +1 / -0 Two yellow cards and you get sent off the pitch. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – philandy 1 point 146 days ago +1 / -0 If I was approached by one, I would firmly (like they have a hearing aid turned way down): "What?" "I'm here to give you a yellow card for not following the mandates. If you continue it's a $10000 fine and redeemable at Starbucks for..." "What?? Sorry. I. Can't. Hear. You. Stop. Mumbling.* "I said I'm..." "Oh...sweetie... this isn't going to work unless you speak up." (Start recording.) (Takes off mask or faceguard to speak louder.) "Sigh..." "That's better. Where's your boss?" permalink save report block reply
Let's go riot
Sounds like Australia. Prison Continent anyway, what do you expect?
Two yellow cards and you get sent off the pitch.
If I was approached by one, I would firmly (like they have a hearing aid turned way down):
"What?"
"I'm here to give you a yellow card for not following the mandates. If you continue it's a $10000 fine and redeemable at Starbucks for..."
"What?? Sorry. I. Can't. Hear. You. Stop. Mumbling.*
"I said I'm..."
"Oh...sweetie... this isn't going to work unless you speak up." (Start recording.)
(Takes off mask or faceguard to speak louder.) "Sigh..."
"That's better. Where's your boss?"