Think is part of their stream of tweets. Also call the little plastic thing that pops up when the turkey is finished cooking a tracking device. Nothing serious in the thread
No worries my guy, that's the tough thing about all this, the real stuff sounds fake and every time you hear something incredibly stupid you say, there's no way someone said that, and then you find out it was real...you find out enough and even the fake stuff sounds real.
Shit, when I bought my turkeys, I couldn't even find sub 14 lb birds, I wound up with 15's I can't even wedge these bastards in my deep fryer, so I'mma going to smoke em!
Spatchcock, brine, mix of pecan and apple pellets, and a nice dusting of goya adobo seasoning.
Ham is going for a roll in the smoke as well. With a clove honey apricot glaze to top it off!
With California I cant even tell anymore....but this is a shitpost, right?
Parody account, not real.
Very sorry. I did not realize it was a parody. Will be more careful next time.
Hahaha. No worries! He might as well say this, they would enforce it if they had the means
its OK. In the grand scheme of things, its doesnt even register. And hey, its California so it may be parody today and reality tomorrow
I almost believed it, had to come in and make sure its satire...
appears to be a parody account after reading through their posts
Sorry I thought it was real but I was mistaken.
its OK. In the grand scheme of things, its doesnt even register. And hey, its California so it may be parody today and reality tomorrow
Okay, but what about the quote?
Think is part of their stream of tweets. Also call the little plastic thing that pops up when the turkey is finished cooking a tracking device. Nothing serious in the thread
100% real turkey
Is it sad that I had to check the comments on whether this was a real statement or not?
Its California, so maybe only a little sad
That's a shitpost my dude, not a real post
Sorry I was mistaken. Im holding this L.
Hold it as a badge of honor - good interactions over this
No worries my guy, that's the tough thing about all this, the real stuff sounds fake and every time you hear something incredibly stupid you say, there's no way someone said that, and then you find out it was real...you find out enough and even the fake stuff sounds real.
Shit, when I bought my turkeys, I couldn't even find sub 14 lb birds, I wound up with 15's I can't even wedge these bastards in my deep fryer, so I'mma going to smoke em!
Spatchcock, brine, mix of pecan and apple pellets, and a nice dusting of goya adobo seasoning.
Ham is going for a roll in the smoke as well. With a clove honey apricot glaze to top it off!
Don't give this faggot any ideas.
These people are fucking sick
What in the ever living fuck. Looks like I’ll be getting a couple more turkeys
Edit: it’s not real
Imagine if you could buy two 9 lb turkeys !!
You better have a permit to carry two turkeys
I hope he and all like him enjoy cooked goose.
This is satire btw.
With how much if a tyrant he is, it's hard to tell...
100% right.
Why, that sounds exactly like illegal search, and seizure.
They just want the big Turkey alllll to themselves
Its a good thing these Demon Rats are really fucking bad at their jobs!
Wtf this should not be allowed
Seriously. Why not buy two or three smaller turkeys.