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If you live in California and bought a Turkey in excess of 10 pounds please follow these instructions for your saftey. (media.patriots.win)
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– CHECKMATE6D [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why yes! My AR-15 turkey license is right over here. lol

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– CreepyJoesOldBalls 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nyet. I laugh in 7.62x39.

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– CreepyJoesOldBalls 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice.

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– JiggsawCalrissian 4 points ago +4 / -0

Check the inside of the bird as well just in case the mayor of chicago is in there

...see because

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– AmazonianPatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

My turkey is an illegal turkey and our Thanksgiving table is a sanctuary table, so we're good.

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