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KilroyJCNJ 16 points ago +17 / -1

“Kyle’d” and “Kenosha’d” roll off the thingies a tad bit easier, but YEAH!

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plisskin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Could be misconstrued as South Park somehow.

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BillDStrong 2 points ago +2 / -0

He was Ritten.

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KilroyJCNJ 1 point ago +1 / -0

So its it Ritten, So it is done.

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Elpacotaco 12 points ago +12 / -0

Rittenhouse also kinda sounds like Roundhouse, so maybe also something like ‘I just rittenhouse-kicked this antifa in its transgina.’

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AmerikaUberAlles 4 points ago +4 / -0

lol upvote for transgina

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nMO1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Rittenhouse doctrine.

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AmerikaUberAlles 2 points ago +2 / -0

That does sound overwhelmingly legitimate.

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Odeon 5 points ago +5 / -0

I am not savvy enough to do it, but there’s a Peter Griffin meme where he beats up a bunch of bad guys and announces “Road house”. Change to Rittenhouse, you’ve got yourself a solid meme.

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B4size25paper 4 points ago +4 / -0

As someone said, "Kyled" sounds better, but I like the spirit! But seriously though, we're starting to see different word usage depending on the political faction. Like two countries speaking grammatically similar languages but with different vocabularies. That's crazy weird.

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ModernKnight 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've been having an on-and-off argument with several of my friends that conservatives and communists in the US have entirely different cultures. Nothing of what I hold dear is dear to them, and nothing that they hold dear is dear to me. As you said, our language is even different. We may use the same words, but the meaning is so incredibly different that within another decade it won't be possible for us to speak with each other.

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TheBluntLynx 3 points ago +3 / -0

Like Roadhouse in Family Guy

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E-dantes 2 points ago +2 / -0

already in common use

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AmerikaUberAlles 2 points ago +2 / -0

We need formal legislature put forth to a vote, for Webster to add this to their dictionary. One of the best ideas I've heard all election.

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Tenspot20 2 points ago +2 / -0

"So it shall be, as it is hereby Ritten"

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Damadhatter 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wish I had 2 updoots to give to this

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Steelflite 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Mom's"...quit foolin' we all knew it belonged to the Antifa...

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thealexpkeaton 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dido..LOL

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beaustovall 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agreed. And the I’s have it.

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trainrekt 1 point ago +1 / -0

How about KR-17’-ed (Kyle Rittenhouse 17 y/o)

“Antifag macho ma’am tried to sucker punch me because I used the “wrong” pronoun. I had to whip out my KR-17 on him and sent his Sasquatch ass to the hospital.”

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RealKAGGER 1 point ago +1 / -0

Seconded!

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thealexpkeaton 1 point ago +1 / -0

I dare you to "RITTENHOUSE" me!!!!

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AetherSurreal 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bro this chick has been eyeing from across the bar all night, I think I'm gonna give her the ol' slippery Rittenhouse

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DuelPorpoise 0 points ago +1 / -1

Eh, I'd rather not give him another reason to change his name, he's already been threatened by leftist thuggery, if his name were to become part of the lexicon he'll never have a chance of a quiet life.

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