So I went fishing today and decided to bring all my guns because fish are sneaky sons of bitches. So there we are and what do you know the fucking lockness monster shows up and yada yada he demands $3.50 and leaves. But then a big wave came and down the boat went with all the guns.
I thought you were going to go for the old "here are some gun shaped pieces of metal welded together, I'd like my $1000 each please." Like the guy in the article below did.
I was floating along, enjoying the sunrise over the lake when the coast guard comes blazing up. I had no idea the coast guard could even functioned on a land locked lake, where did they come from? And so I halt the boat as they dock alongside me. And wouldn't you believe it? The coast guard asked me and said:
"I... I need about tree fiddy."
And then I recognized him! It was the God damn loch Ness monster!
So I went fishing today and decided to bring all my guns because fish are sneaky sons of bitches. So there we are and what do you know the fucking lockness monster shows up and yada yada he demands $3.50 and leaves. But then a big wave came and down the boat went with all the guns.
Same fucking thing happened to me. What are the odds?
100% I would say.
I bet those odds are better than Sleepy Joe "winning" over President Trump.
Holy Shit I laughed hard at this.
"Tree fiddy"
What do you suppose he's doing with all that money? Buying ammo I guess for all the guns he has now.
Happens to the best of us. I'm thinking the key may be to shooting the loch ness monster.
well I have some mil surp guns that I didn't buy directly from the gov, but even it I did, they ain't for sale
I'll sell them an AR lower(you know, the gun). Starting negotiations at $10k. Pay no attention to 3d printer.
Buyback...
They make it sound so generous to use my money to compensate me for confiscating my property.
Fuck them.
Robert Francis O’Rouke has entered the chat. Finds no table to stand on. Leaves in confusion.
I thought you were going to go for the old "here are some gun shaped pieces of metal welded together, I'd like my $1000 each please." Like the guy in the article below did.
https://hotair.com/archives/jazz-shaw/2019/01/08/scamming-government-big-bucks-gun-buybacks/
I'm not joking.
Arresting officers will all know what it was like to be a redcoat on King's Mountain.
Make a bunch of zip guns from hardware store parts and sell them back to the government. Keep your real shit in your boat.
I wished I could have kept my guns for a buyback, but they were lost in a tragic boating accident. I Almost didn't make it.
That damn loch ness monster strikes again. Did he demand $3.50 for you too?
I was floating along, enjoying the sunrise over the lake when the coast guard comes blazing up. I had no idea the coast guard could even functioned on a land locked lake, where did they come from? And so I halt the boat as they dock alongside me. And wouldn't you believe it? The coast guard asked me and said:
"I... I need about tree fiddy."
And then I recognized him! It was the God damn loch Ness monster!
And then he tipped my boat.