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posted ago by basicevent ago by basicevent +254 / -0
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CT_MAGA 8 points ago +8 / -0

So I went fishing today and decided to bring all my guns because fish are sneaky sons of bitches. So there we are and what do you know the fucking lockness monster shows up and yada yada he demands $3.50 and leaves. But then a big wave came and down the boat went with all the guns.

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Rs5150 5 points ago +6 / -1

Same fucking thing happened to me. What are the odds?

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CT_MAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

100% I would say.

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JulesVerne 1 point ago +1 / -0

I bet those odds are better than Sleepy Joe "winning" over President Trump.

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CT_MAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Holy Shit I laughed hard at this.

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Thegreatestrecovery 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Tree fiddy"

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gimmeabreak 1 point ago +1 / -0

What do you suppose he's doing with all that money? Buying ammo I guess for all the guns he has now.

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SikoraP13 1 point ago +1 / -0

Happens to the best of us. I'm thinking the key may be to shooting the loch ness monster.

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ClovisChitwood 3 points ago +3 / -0

well I have some mil surp guns that I didn't buy directly from the gov, but even it I did, they ain't for sale

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refresco 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll sell them an AR lower(you know, the gun). Starting negotiations at $10k. Pay no attention to 3d printer.

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Bogey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Buyback...

They make it sound so generous to use my money to compensate me for confiscating my property.

Fuck them.

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Hunter_loves_2_feet 1 point ago +1 / -0

Robert Francis O’Rouke has entered the chat. Finds no table to stand on. Leaves in confusion.

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Thegreatestrecovery 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought you were going to go for the old "here are some gun shaped pieces of metal welded together, I'd like my $1000 each please." Like the guy in the article below did.

https://hotair.com/archives/jazz-shaw/2019/01/08/scamming-government-big-bucks-gun-buybacks/

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glow-operator-2-0 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm not joking.

Arresting officers will all know what it was like to be a redcoat on King's Mountain.

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Racist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Make a bunch of zip guns from hardware store parts and sell them back to the government. Keep your real shit in your boat.

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TruthVelocity 0 points ago +1 / -1

I wished I could have kept my guns for a buyback, but they were lost in a tragic boating accident. I Almost didn't make it.

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gimmeabreak 2 points ago +2 / -0

That damn loch ness monster strikes again. Did he demand $3.50 for you too?

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TruthVelocity 0 points ago +1 / -1

I was floating along, enjoying the sunrise over the lake when the coast guard comes blazing up. I had no idea the coast guard could even functioned on a land locked lake, where did they come from? And so I halt the boat as they dock alongside me. And wouldn't you believe it? The coast guard asked me and said:

"I... I need about tree fiddy."

And then I recognized him! It was the God damn loch Ness monster!

And then he tipped my boat.