MEAL COMPUTER: “System overload! System overload! (Major poop sounds) Reset complete. Enjoy your meal, kind sir. Be sure to check out the desert portion of our meal.”
ME: “Desserts? Why are we out of all the gravies? I demand the 3 gravies! Chicken, beef and the available wild game! What’s available? Is it meat? Did it once draw breath? Bring me the octopus gravy if that’s all to be had. But let it be meat gravy! Mushrooms are great. But they are not gravy worthy. Unless I that’s all we have and also it might be better than octopus gravy. That was a bluff.
Yessir!
MEAL COMPUTER: “System overload! System overload! (Major poop sounds) Reset complete. Enjoy your meal, kind sir. Be sure to check out the desert portion of our meal.” ME: “Desserts? Why are we out of all the gravies? I demand the 3 gravies! Chicken, beef and the available wild game! What’s available? Is it meat? Did it once draw breath? Bring me the octopus gravy if that’s all to be had. But let it be meat gravy! Mushrooms are great. But they are not gravy worthy. Unless I that’s all we have and also it might be better than octopus gravy. That was a bluff.