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PatrickDuffyLeg 3 points ago +3 / -0

The virus is sentient and avoids all major big box retail sites. The CDC proved it! As long as you wear a mask, socially distance, and purchase a minimum of $200 in Chinese manufactured goods, your odds of contracting it are incredibly low.