BREAKING: "Hillary Clinton pulls back mask an reveals she is in fact an alien lizard hybrid here to harvest the souls of our children. Mark Zuckerberg reveals he has succesfully made himself a cyborg and thanks all Facebook users data used to create ultimate AI for robot army to team with Lizardly Clinton in world domination."
They could literally say that Obama ate himself and I would be like oh.. damn that’s crazy... what else
BREAKING: "Hillary Clinton pulls back mask an reveals she is in fact an alien lizard hybrid here to harvest the souls of our children. Mark Zuckerberg reveals he has succesfully made himself a cyborg and thanks all Facebook users data used to create ultimate AI for robot army to team with Lizardly Clinton in world domination."
Me: ... thats the kraken? Known that for years