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Big Mike has much broader shoulders and a larger package. They may as well have just drawn some fucking elves and dragons to complete the realism. And then you have AOC with her chest sucked out her back, collapsing into a black hole I guess... which seems possible.
They really went out of their way to make Big Mike look feminine. Why did they do that? I thought she’s supposed to be the most beautiful woman on the planet.
(Jesus Christ you can tell when someone didn't take life-art illustration - they can't render body proportions to save their fucking life.)
Hi. I have an art degree. Check the name. In my BA - Art is the gen, graphics is the emphasis. Let's break down what they did - and how it became insanely bad.
So we already know they can't draw, or visualize the human body because the proportions, perspectives and more are fucking horrible. They're cutout dolls that aren't even sitting on the backdrop with any realism. And don't get me started on how cloth doesn't look like that anti-gravity mess unless you've got the worst static-cling on the planet (or are, perhaps, touching a Tesla Coil at a science museaum).
So how was this crap made?
They digitally projected clip-art images of models on a wall and painted over the images projected - including the horribly photoshopped heads they stuck on that don't match the source(s). Even with a projected source, the brushwork was so shit that it made it appear 'illustrated' vs the projection crap that it is sourced from. The 'artist' behind this 'mural' thinks heads go on necks like bobblehead dolls so forget jawlines, head shapes, shoulder linkages, perspectives, sight lines and more (like aging the skin on the limbs of RGB - that's the tip off of the crude cut-and-paste job on top). Finish it off with some terrible random shading on the cloth to give it 'texture' (as opposed to realism or even taking lighting into account), and voila!
If you took The Three Stooges, doubled them to make six, made them all women (except one, who only vaguely looks like a woman) and then made an Oceans 6 movie out of it... it would resemble this group very much. I know, it's a galaxy brain analogy, but just imagine it.
Enter store, exit store as fast as possible.
Also no Hillary lol
I noticed that too. Hahaha. “What happened?” Hahahaha
It's still a solid representation of the most despicable women in the United States tho
plus that big guy in the middle.
Yes I stand corrected
Idk the rack of clothes is in the way. She could be “servicing” Michael.
Thats fucking disgusting.
They had to find an artist who specialized in cankles.
Burn it down and may God have mercy on their souls!
I'm gonna puke... 🤢🤮
Now I know where to take my kids to the bathroom.
Big Mike has much broader shoulders and a larger package. They may as well have just drawn some fucking elves and dragons to complete the realism. And then you have AOC with her chest sucked out her back, collapsing into a black hole I guess... which seems possible.
They really went out of their way to make Big Mike look feminine. Why did they do that? I thought she’s supposed to be the most beautiful woman on the planet.
Pede, I don’t have enough upvotes to give. Hopefully, the sound of my uncontrollable laughter from a few states away is enough.
It's awful. I kinda want to see it in person. lol
Glutton for punishment I see.
It's just mobid curiosity.
RGB reference?
If I saw that in person, I would laugh hysterically, refuse to buy anything, and run out.
Can someone paint masks on them? that will help reduce the gag factor.
Can you be deported for posting eye poison? Asking for a friend. hehe
Is this where trannies go to shop?
I’m just imagining people going into the shop, standing in front of the mural for a few seconds, and screaming/laughing hysterically.
Have you ever seen the movie, “The Ninth Gate”? Well there it is.
HEY! I found a video of the artist who painted this crap! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1Yu8eqRMVg
Uhhhhnnnggggg ...
(Jesus Christ you can tell when someone didn't take life-art illustration - they can't render body proportions to save their fucking life.)
Hi. I have an art degree. Check the name. In my BA - Art is the gen, graphics is the emphasis. Let's break down what they did - and how it became insanely bad.
So we already know they can't draw, or visualize the human body because the proportions, perspectives and more are fucking horrible. They're cutout dolls that aren't even sitting on the backdrop with any realism. And don't get me started on how cloth doesn't look like that anti-gravity mess unless you've got the worst static-cling on the planet (or are, perhaps, touching a Tesla Coil at a science museaum).
So how was this crap made?
They digitally projected clip-art images of models on a wall and painted over the images projected - including the horribly photoshopped heads they stuck on that don't match the source(s). Even with a projected source, the brushwork was so shit that it made it appear 'illustrated' vs the projection crap that it is sourced from. The 'artist' behind this 'mural' thinks heads go on necks like bobblehead dolls so forget jawlines, head shapes, shoulder linkages, perspectives, sight lines and more (like aging the skin on the limbs of RGB - that's the tip off of the crude cut-and-paste job on top). Finish it off with some terrible random shading on the cloth to give it 'texture' (as opposed to realism or even taking lighting into account), and voila!
Thank you and good nite(mares).
Nice synopsis! I always figured art would be hard to do... you just explained that it is!
Excellent analysis!
Why is there a man in the middle of that? Is it like a polygamy thing?
lol I was trying to figure out who the black "lady" was in the red dress, now I know. That's no lady, that's Big Mike!
Edit: The mural is shit, but it appears they may have accurately added a bulge in Big Mike's dress.
There is definitely something suspicious going on down there! Hahaha
5 Commies and a dude walk in to a bar...
Two Indians, two drunks, a moron and a man.
They're all just gross.
A capitalist celebration of socialists. Makes me want to buy clothes!
I'm going to need a Sharpie Magnum marker and five minutes to fix this.
How now, you secret, black, and midnight hags! What is't you do? Witches: A deed without a name.
-- Shakespeare, Macbeth
You may be more right than you know. <waits for Kraken>
Lets break in and jizz all over their faces
You can still get a boner after seeing that? Stop it, get some help. Hehehe
Didn't think of that!
Ha!
I need to be drunk just to look at it.
Just walk in staring at a picture of Kayleigh on your phone and don't take your eyes off it. You don't need to see the mural to aim your jizz at it.
Bingo.
They gave Big Mike some shopping bags, but it looks like they forgot to include his package.
Looks like a boutique that doesn't understand what communist business taxes look like.
The Unconstitutionalists
The store i work at has a feminist section. Its all a bunch of books titled "the future is female" and stuff like that.
They have rbg action figures and tons of crap. Stuff never sells, as far as I can tell.
I’m shocked that the “artist” didn’t paint face diapers on me of them..
Who is the dude in red?
Hang a print above your mantlepiece.
It will scare your kids away from the fire.
Hillary in shambles.
Surprisednudes of Natalie are not there.
Wonder if you follow the money here what you would find.
women love shopping, you cannot stop a woman from shopping!
If you took The Three Stooges, doubled them to make six, made them all women (except one, who only vaguely looks like a woman) and then made an Oceans 6 movie out of it... it would resemble this group very much. I know, it's a galaxy brain analogy, but just imagine it.
NPC meme is no joke...
I like how big Mike’s dress is made to hide “her” massive bulge.
I felt the universe cringe.
I’m going to have nightmares about Ginsberg in heels & that dress.
I'm not sure that the artist isn't a deep cover pede.
He reduced the six highest profile liberal women to a group of shoppers.
This shit is great.
🤮
Is it meant to be ironic???
They really slimmed down Big Mike here. He almost looks feminine.
As a true believer in freedom, I don’t mind this at all and appreciate the warning prior to entry.
Bold making Big Mike the focal point.