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posted ago by Dingmann01 ago by Dingmann01 +4254 / -1

My uncle, a patriot and fellow Marine, died in his deer stand yesterday. I take solace in the fact that he must've seen the same beautiful sunrise my father, my cousin and myself saw. Sorry I know it's not exactly Trump related.

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AngryAsian 22 points ago +28 / -6

Not trying to be a dick, but outside dying in your bed with a woman's mouth around your dick, how boss is it to die doing something you love? Specifically chilling outside hunting?

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Dingmann01 [S] 18 points ago +18 / -0

Not being a dick at all. I hear ya.

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Peacebears 5 points ago +5 / -0

Huh?

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xdrunkagainx 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's at least half a minute before the brain dies after the heart stops. And I really don't want to spend those 30 seconds worrying if I'm gonna nut like a liberal in the closet jerking off with a belt around their neck.