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Beer-_-Belly 283 points ago +283 / -0

You know he did it himself. Air let out of my tires. Who "lets" the air out. You slash the tires unless you are trying to fake a crime, like 90% of the fake crimes that the left has pushed over the last 5 years.

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Captinhowdy45 91 points ago +91 / -0

Thought the same thing who would take the time to let it out🤣🤣😂🤣🤡🤡🤡🤡

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Honk4Trump 36 points ago +36 / -0

Put a rock in the valve stem cover. Screw it back on. Walk away. The tire is flat after you are long gone. Don’t ask me how I know....

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MegaMagaManX 34 points ago +34 / -0

Or if you want to be really diabolical, use a valve core tool and unscrew them ever so slightly. They'll constantly have to add air and look for punctures

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mike_rithjin 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you’re really feeling like an asshole, get needle nose pliers and pull the pin out of the valve. Or garden shears, and snip the whole valve off. You have to replace the whole tyre.

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kornesque 13 points ago +13 / -0

Glue a BB into the cap, generally presses it just enough to cause a slow leak. Or so I heard.

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PeacefullautoFlavor [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

1 zipperless sandwich bag in the gas filler neck washes down and it floats around for months jamming the fuel pump when it pleases your welcome.

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mishima 17 points ago +17 / -0

Probably not a crime, or certainly less of a crime, to let the air out than to slash them. Also another indicator he self-deflated. Then he could cry boo hoo without being out $500 for new tires.

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Parabolical 30 points ago +30 / -0

30 min of loudly letting air out of tires: HAHA Take that Antifa! Now for my great finale; a love note! How do you do fellow MAGA’s?

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TrumpSteak 24 points ago +24 / -0

Especially when you consider the noise and the time it takes to manually let air out. Pulling the pin with needlenose pliers would be the way.

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Steelflite 13 points ago +13 / -0

This made me remember - when I was younger, I fucked around with my friends a couple times with this trick. If we stopped to put air in the tires, I'd offer to hold the valve cap. Stick a tiny pebble into it and hand it back. Watch the confusion as they think there's a valve stem leak every time they tried screwing the cap back on.

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TrumpSteak 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's hilarious

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trump2036 10 points ago +10 / -0

yeah, if they wanted to fuck with him they'd slash the tires.

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mike_rithjin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Slashing tyres is actually way harder than people think. They’re pretty strong and durable so driving a blade in is hard work. The easy way is to use shears and snip off the valve. Fucks the whole tyre.

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trump2036 2 points ago +2 / -0

or way easier than you think. One guy slashed hundreds of tires in one stroll:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVAhR_MYRUk

I saw a video of someone who stabbed a semi truck's tire, and he found out real quick that the tire pressure on those are far beyond a normal car's PSI. He was tossed a few feet into concrete steps, his shirt ripped to shreds. Not sure if he died.

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PeacefullautoFlavor [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

1 zipperless sandwich bag in the gas filler neck washes down and it floats around for months jamming the fuel pump when it pleases your welcome. timed engine failure later randomly LOL

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borscht-nazi 5 points ago +5 / -0

>90%

Funny way of spelling 100%.