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Seeker_of_Firecrotch 9 points ago +9 / -0

There's a man who shouldn't wear pleated pants.

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Aluminoti 7 points ago +7 / -0

Or a tucked shirt

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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smartass 3 points ago +3 / -0

or orbit around the sun

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Seeker_of_Firecrotch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ha! Truth.

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WalkFastGoHome 6 points ago +6 / -0

You know he only got involved in politics because of all the free food.

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PMAGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

He has always been such a joke and plays the same games as the left

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kekkk 7 points ago +7 / -0

My favorite was the time he shut down all the beaches for everyone, and then went to the Governor's mansion on the beach himself.

https://www.wrcbtv.com/story/35801374/nj-gov-chris-christie-closed-states-beaches-and-then-went-to-the-beach-himself

What a clownshow.

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SellTheSun 3 points ago +3 / -0

"During the news conference, a tanner-looking Christie was asked if he had gotten any sun, to which he responded he hadn’t.

Later on Sunday, when the photos surfaced, a spokesman for the governor reiterated this sentiment, saying Christie had not, in fact, gotten any sun — because he was wearing a hat while on the beach."

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Aluminoti 1 point ago +2 / -1

They all seem to have the attitude that they are too good for their own rules. I might be mistaken but I would have a hard time finding examples of President Trump being hypocritical like that.

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Womp_womp 6 points ago +6 / -0

his ass is wider than his shoulders.

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TEXinLA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not the only one.

But a large one.

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Jabblemonkey1 1 point ago +1 / -0

A very large one.

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magabirdlady 3 points ago +3 / -0

These kind of phony politicians make me want to never vote...Trump was his friend and he turned around and stabbed POTUS in the back like Romney. Just shows what shitty characters they have. No one will remember this SOB in history. :/

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pmurTJdlanoD 2 points ago +2 / -0

Actually I think he’ll be in the record books, at Wendy’s

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ironside 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nadler Pants.

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HuntersMethDealer 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can see him dying slowly inside with every bite and yet he knows he has no self control to stop it. He hates himself.

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pmurTJdlanoD 1 point ago +1 / -0

People morbidly obese who lack such self control should be prohibited from running for office. If you can’t manage your own behavior you shouldn’t be managing others’.

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skumario 2 points ago +2 / -0

Swilling at the State fair?

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Slint 2 points ago +2 / -0

What. A. Fuckin. Cuck.

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skumario 2 points ago +2 / -0

He likes donuts with holes.

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Filial_Piety_is_key 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not just national, all men every where that ever existed and will ever exist. There should be a statue of him eating his whatever that is with a plaque that says "You'll never find a worse cuck than me"

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MakeALaskaGreatAgain 2 points ago +2 / -0

Once upon a time he was thought of as a tough talking fat man in line for the presidency. Then he hugged Obama and started to show his true colors . Lets make sure this uniparty cuck has no future in politics.

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TheSuperStableGenius 1 point ago +1 / -0

He has a 67 inch waist how is that even fucking possible

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webthing 1 point ago +1 / -0

How did he not die from covid-19?

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Gipgm2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Red looks like crap on this guy--- He needs a blue shirt---Perhaps a Ruse De Guerre

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bf4truth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Having an extra 20 pounds on a 6+ foot frame feels horrible. I dont know how people tolerate an extra 100-200 on a daily basis. Ughhhh

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Average-Joe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey kool-aid! Oh yeah!

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TrumpTrain2020 1 point ago +1 / -0
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Yippy 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought he had his stomach stapled a few years ago? WTH?

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Jabblemonkey1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh, he used to be even larger. He's still a ham planet, but he was even more of one a few years ago.

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trumplandslide 1 point ago +1 / -0

Didn't he recommend Wray for FBI director?

Corrupt.

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fjobb 1 point ago +1 / -0

The only way it would be an embarrassment would be if it was completely unfounded. I don't think many people actually believe that it is completely unfounded anymore, even before anything has been seen in a court, other then summary dismissals. Some think it won't matter, that it wasn't much etc, and some think they don't care because they want power. I doubt the number that just think there was zero fraud is very high.

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FactorychumpforTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kool-Aid man

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Magnolia87 1 point ago +1 / -0

Addict

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makemyday007 1 point ago +1 / -0

If Covid didn’t get his lard butt we are all totally safe.