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PMAGA 34 points ago +35 / -1

I hate the fact that so many people I know act like its the bubonic plague or something. I was with a group of left leaning friends when they found out a mutual friend had tested positive for COVID, they all freaked out and one even started crying. I told them all he'd more than likely be perfectly fine and they got mad and said I was inconsiderate. What do you know, all he had were typical symptoms of a coronavirus cold (cough and runny nose) for a couple of days and then was perfectly fine.

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Brobold 23 points ago +24 / -1

Ask them what the survival rate is.

Then pull it up on CDC to check and verify with them. Make it seem like you're not sure either.

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PMAGA 17 points ago +18 / -1

Good tip, I always bring up the data but from a point of knowing. I'll try the "unsure" route next time!

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Brobold 15 points ago +16 / -1

Yeah it's impossible to change someone's mind if they dont think you're on their side.

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PMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's one of the worst parts, it didn't even change their opinion. They view him as "lucky"

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WeAreGonnaWin 7 points ago +7 / -0

Use caution when driving DEADLY bicycles. https://media.thedonald.win/post/OHcCPolK.png

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Trump2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

Say something like "really? I saw him just a few days ago". Then sneeze and cough a few times. Make sure you pat as many people as you can before they all spaz out.

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BaldEagles 16 points ago +17 / -1

Howdy neighbor. Just got the same a little bit ago. DEADLY!! Lol.

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sully 15 points ago +17 / -2

Lol "deadly". Gtfo

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jts1 13 points ago +14 / -1

Yeah ok, with the survival rate of 99.9%, f off fake news!

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TheAmbulance 8 points ago +8 / -0

"state news" ; "fake news"

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Brobold 12 points ago +13 / -1

I saw a swarm of COVID pass by outside my window last night. Scary stuff.

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GreekDeplorable 7 points ago +8 / -1

"deadly" lel 99.8% survival rate

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4cdarth 7 points ago +8 / -1

The Frick is that even suppose to mean?

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TenScoops 5 points ago +6 / -1

it's deadly

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Jakefoy92 6 points ago +7 / -1

Deadly...we live in a society where antifa is just an idea, and a common cold is deadly

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TheRealMaga 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you take out co-morbidities, Antifa has a higher death count than Covid.

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Jakefoy92 4 points ago +4 / -0

Precisely

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Virtigo31 5 points ago +5 / -0

Same here in pueblo west

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TheAmbulance 5 points ago +6 / -1

its more than denver.. I think that was statewide emergency service abuse.. soooooo deadly you have a 999.996 risk of death if if if if your one of the few who even knows.....

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CovfefeVideo 4 points ago +4 / -0

The risk of Chyna-19 is directly proportional to the number of Trump's electoral votes.

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missmaga2024 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hahaha yeah I got woken up by that this morning, literally threw my phone off the bed. This is not ebola, idiots.

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Hairy_Mouse 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is this fucking real? Gotta ask, because some really stupid shit has been happening lately. It's getting harder and harder to distinguish real life from jokes.

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ParkingLotRanger [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s real.

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Hairy_Mouse 3 points ago +3 / -0

We are living in a clown world...

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CommanderJehu 4 points ago +4 / -0

Deadly lol.

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findthewarmspot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Got message in Douglas County.

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itsSoop 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hi neighbor pede

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Cyphr 3 points ago +3 / -0

I turned those damn things off. It wasn't easy though. And howdy - also in Douglas county.

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fapoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't breathe guys, you might get covid and die.

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fuck__cnn 3 points ago +3 / -0

I got this message, too.

But you know what's more fucking terrifying... the "1984"-like Speaker System in the King Soopers parking lot. It just blasts out random phrases like "don't congregate with other people", "if you are mask exempt, please use our online shopping", and "Soma prescriptions can now be filled at our pharmacy". Okay, maybe not that last one.

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TheSuperStableGenius 3 points ago +3 / -0

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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daves52380 3 points ago +3 / -0

Id like to see the statistics on how deadly wuFlu is compared to socialism

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PlantBasedMeatball 3 points ago +3 / -0

The memes are just making themselves now - thanks to AI technology /:

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MakeAmericaLegendary 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks, I might have never realized that people were panicking for the past year if I didn't have this notification.

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rimper 3 points ago +4 / -1

Gotta maintain the FEAR.

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TheRealMaga 3 points ago +3 / -0

Deadly Covid Can Sense Motion and Smell Fear!

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Trump2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm scared. Somebody hold me!

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JBlaze056 3 points ago +3 / -0

“Deadly” is really over selling the Kung Flu

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Sicsempertyrannis76 3 points ago +4 / -1

I'm in Colorado. Didn't receive it

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Ameliora 5 points ago +5 / -0

It may depend on your notification settings. If you go to settings, notifications and scroll down to the bottom there is a government alerts section. If you disable public safety alerts that would explain why you may have missed it.

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TheAmbulance 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have all notifications off.. can't stand the amber alerts and the state stuff. this was pushed through.. Deadly my ass.. who in the state government took extra testing less death and pushed this out need to go to jail

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TheAmbulance 4 points ago +4 / -0

it hit the metro denver for sure.. where are you. steering?

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DippedBeef 3 points ago +3 / -0

This was Illinois on Friday:

https://imgur.com/a/oimNTnY

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TheAmbulance 1 point ago +1 / -0

dear lord thats crazy town

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TheAmbulance 2 points ago +2 / -0

we struck a nerve in a down vote troll!!! winning hahaha

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mintscape 2 points ago +2 / -0

Denver, Colorado or is there a Denver in China?

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Keeptherepublic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can someone post the death count for Colorado? I can't find pa anywhere.

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TheAmbulance 1 point ago +1 / -0

I won't link it but search covid colorado on reddidiot for the local forum of the insain libtards. there is plenty of info deaths and hospitals are low and not full but be prepared for the reee

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YaBoiJacob 2 points ago +2 / -0

deadly

covid

kek

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maddslacker 2 points ago +3 / -1

Just drove through Denver. Can confirm.

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