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beholdachair 82 points ago +82 / -0

Buy your own green beans in bulk. They last a long time and it's easy and fun to learn how to roast.

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Rainman 33 points ago +33 / -0

Some of the ingenious boys when we deployed to Africa used corn pop poppers to roast their own

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Athena144 55 points ago +55 / -0

Corn Pop was a bad dude

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 20 points ago +20 / -0

And he ran a bunch of bad boys.

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LAPatriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Chain chain chain, chain of, umm, you know the thing.

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remember1776 6 points ago +6 / -0

I tried the pop corn popper technique, the heat protection circuit kicked in before I got a proper roast.

My go-to home roasting technique is a rotisserie oven which I've installed a roasting cage-- slow turn, controlled environment for a great roast right at home.

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beholdachair 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah. Take the popcorn popper apart. Turn the heat cutoff screw out about 1 turn. Move the fan connections so it's always on, and wire the heater to the switch.

Put the whole popcorn popper in an open cardboard box. Start the heater. When up to temp, throw in your beans. When it starts to pop, vary the amount of recirculated air by moving the popper to get more or less fresh air. When it's the right roast, dump contents into a metal bowl and flip the beans to separate the chaff and speed the cooling process.

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Tito810 9 points ago +9 / -0

Is caffeine really not good for you? Is there any alternatives that you can suggest to me amigo?

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VelveetaJohnson 11 points ago +11 / -0

How much cocaine do you still use?

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LAPatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cocaine Coffee Company! We only hire crackheads. I think we have a winner! Wheres hunter!

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MagaCopper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Caffeine is poison

Still drinks alcohol

Nice b8

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Tito810 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don’t have that much sugar like i used to either, but I mostly have 0-2 cups of coffee everyday. Is that good or a little bit too much.

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RegularAmerican 1 point ago +1 / -0

I went through a hunter biden phase once when I was younger. I can't do caffeine anymore either.

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beholdachair 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pero, Cafix or other brands of coffee substitutes made with roasted rye/barley. Taste is perfect. No acids, no caffeine.

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Tito810 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you sir

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Brickapede2 [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Doesn’t decaf still have a fair amount of caffeine?

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Brickapede2 [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

I hear you. No good trying to rest with something in your system.

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remember1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

a fraction of the original

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beholdachair 1 point ago +1 / -0

decovfefe'd coffee also has caffeine. And acids. Try dumping your grounds in a pot of water and leaving it in the fridge for a few days.

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PurplePunch36 4 points ago +4 / -0

I picked, peeled, dried and roasted my own coffee once at my relatives house in Hawaii. They had a tree and never really did much with the beans. I decided to try it myself and it was one of the best cups of coffee I ever made.

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beholdachair 2 points ago +2 / -0

god bless you, pede