I heard he started by using the world's best cotton, called giza, which is only grown in a region between the sahara desert, the Mediterranean sea, and the Nile river.
Not gonna lie, I've been waking up sweating from nightmares that we lost and descended into war. Not Dooming at all and I'm positive we will win. I think I will celebrate winning with buy some MyPillows and some Giza sheets.
Not even if they selected a second set of sheets of equal or lesser value?
mikes sheets do give individualized support, but they'd better buy a ton of them. this whole post made my night. f'n hysterical.
I heard he started by using the world's best cotton, called giza, which is only grown in a region between the sahara desert, the Mediterranean sea, and the Nile river.
Yes, go on
Powell said it's going to be Biblical. Please God, let her be right.
God would know a thing or two about biblical for sure
“ Warshable” 🤣🤣🤣
Yep, in parts of our country warshable is a word, just like pahking a cah is. Or is it pawking a caw.
Pahking a cah.
Thank you, Pede! Or Pedette.
Pahk the cah in the cah pahk
We usually say in hahvad yahd.. LOL.
Found a spaht nea bahstan hahba
Neah wheah they threw the tea ovah booahd
Warshable? Haha
Correct, they're machine warshable and dryable and come with a 60-day money-back guarantee.
Also 20% off if you use promo code TheDonald. (not true, but it should be.)
...previously only used in expensive dress shirts!
I hope he has a whole closet of blue shirts. Otherwise, we need to help him.
I needed this post. Thank you.
Love his sheets!
Wow if the cotton grown only in the area between the Sahara, the Mediterranean Sea, and the Nile can't hold them up they're doomed.
For a second I read it as "Inventor and CEO of Pillows" lol
I almost feel obligated to support the based pillow merchant
Please do. He helped Kyle post bail. I have a My Pillow and I’m happy with it
Our Crackheads: sober, modern-day saints Their crackheads: relapsing incest pedo thieves and traitors
I should get a my pillow.
I’m very happy with mine. The dude is a Patriot. If you use the right promo codes, you can get a very good deal on them.
Now this is top level $#!7 posting... Awesome job, pede ;-)
"Their jail cells will have the last sheets they'll ever own!"
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What if 2020 was the Lord’s grand plan for 80 million people to buy the world’s most comfortable pillows!!!!
lmao I needed this laugh
My sides! I can’t stop laughing! 😂😁😆😁😂😆
Well Jesus, now I’m looking forward to tomorrow - time for the best nights sleep in the whole wide world.
I’m deceased
Somethings only come out in the warsh.
Got you fam. https://www.mypillow.com/giza-dreams-sheets.html
Not gonna lie, I've been waking up sweating from nightmares that we lost and descended into war. Not Dooming at all and I'm positive we will win. I think I will celebrate winning with buy some MyPillows and some Giza sheets.
But sir!! The thread counts are too damn high and still not enough support!