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LegalResident 56 points ago +56 / -0

Not even if they selected a second set of sheets of equal or lesser value?

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ebuy123 18 points ago +18 / -0

mikes sheets do give individualized support, but they'd better buy a ton of them. this whole post made my night. f'n hysterical.

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BADGERPEDE 12 points ago +12 / -0

I heard he started by using the world's best cotton, called giza, which is only grown in a region between the sahara desert, the Mediterranean sea, and the Nile river.

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Two_Scoops__ 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes, go on

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MakeLiberalsCryAgain 42 points ago +42 / -0

Powell said it's going to be Biblical. Please God, let her be right.

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memetendertuesday 14 points ago +14 / -0

God would know a thing or two about biblical for sure

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CovfefeFirst 33 points ago +33 / -0

“ Warshable” 🤣🤣🤣

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DeplorableLA 21 points ago +21 / -0

Yep, in parts of our country warshable is a word, just like pahking a cah is. Or is it pawking a caw.

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Littleirishmaid 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pahking a cah.

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DeplorableLA 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thank you, Pede! Or Pedette.

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bigdickhangsright 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pahk the cah in the cah pahk

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Littleirishmaid 5 points ago +5 / -0

We usually say in hahvad yahd.. LOL.

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raytwentynine 2 points ago +2 / -0

Found a spaht nea bahstan hahba

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Littleirishmaid 1 point ago +1 / -0

Neah wheah they threw the tea ovah booahd

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ShowMeState90 26 points ago +26 / -0

Warshable? Haha

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MeThreeMovement [S] 33 points ago +34 / -1

Correct, they're machine warshable and dryable and come with a 60-day money-back guarantee.

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levarrishawk 4 points ago +4 / -0

Also 20% off if you use promo code TheDonald. (not true, but it should be.)

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SuperChicken 9 points ago +9 / -0

...previously only used in expensive dress shirts!

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DeplorableLA 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hope he has a whole closet of blue shirts. Otherwise, we need to help him.

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Liver_Kick 7 points ago +7 / -0

I needed this post. Thank you.

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PaigeAshley 7 points ago +7 / -0

Love his sheets!

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Libraritarian 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wow if the cotton grown only in the area between the Sahara, the Mediterranean Sea, and the Nile can't hold them up they're doomed.

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bubble_bursts 4 points ago +4 / -0

For a second I read it as "Inventor and CEO of Pillows" lol

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Barrys_Butthole 4 points ago +4 / -0

I almost feel obligated to support the based pillow merchant

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KRM944 4 points ago +4 / -0

Please do. He helped Kyle post bail. I have a My Pillow and I’m happy with it

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Our Crackheads: sober, modern-day saints Their crackheads: relapsing incest pedo thieves and traitors

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Freedomandliberty20 3 points ago +3 / -0

I should get a my pillow.

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KRM944 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m very happy with mine. The dude is a Patriot. If you use the right promo codes, you can get a very good deal on them.

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Shanghai_Rouge 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now this is top level $#!7 posting... Awesome job, pede ;-)

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YUNG_GUAC 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Their jail cells will have the last sheets they'll ever own!"

For the best nights sleep in the whole wide world, visit YOUDUNFUCKEDUP.com!

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misterLahey 3 points ago +3 / -0

What if 2020 was the Lord’s grand plan for 80 million people to buy the world’s most comfortable pillows!!!!

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SonomaGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

lmao I needed this laugh

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Judgejude 2 points ago +2 / -0

My sides! I can’t stop laughing! 😂😁😆😁😂😆

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Farage_massage 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well Jesus, now I’m looking forward to tomorrow - time for the best nights sleep in the whole wide world.

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nixienormus 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m deceased

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rootGoose 1 point ago +1 / -0

Somethings only come out in the warsh.

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Mavdick96 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not gonna lie, I've been waking up sweating from nightmares that we lost and descended into war. Not Dooming at all and I'm positive we will win. I think I will celebrate winning with buy some MyPillows and some Giza sheets.

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UncleTrumpsBand 0 points ago +1 / -1

But sir!! The thread counts are too damn high and still not enough support!