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posted ago by silentknight +104 / -0

Add toilet paper to your sellable inventory. You are now legally an essential business. Police may ticket you but it will never hold up in court. Fight back.

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Itateeverybody 5 points ago +5 / -0

Upvote because it's one of the few useful posts on here in a minute.

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glow-operator-2-0 3 points ago +3 / -0

You can also just put up a sign that says, "Toilet Paper x12 rolls, $24" and "Temporarily Out of Stock - Please Check Back Next Week".

Will work for a while until the code enforcers get wise.

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silentknight [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes. Or just say “toilet paper $10k a roll” and just keep 1 on hand. If they ask why it’s so expensive say because you bless it.

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PatrickDuffyLeg 2 points ago +2 / -0

This be the way!