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undef 113 points ago +114 / -1

Marine Corps.

Then you get a gun and all the crayons you can eat.

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DivvyDivet 16 points ago +17 / -1

Marine here. You can't get tendies in boot camp. However Pendleton has a McDonald's and a Jack in the Box on base. Lejune has a Burger King. You can get tendies at the Bowling alley at MCAS Yuma too. Once deployed the chow hall may have chicken nuggets but not tendies. You'll have to ruff it a little. If you get the hotdogs MRE... Don't eat the hotdogs.

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heightnoise 5 points ago +5 / -0

Apparently everything.

Also Divvy, not a Marine myself but Semper Fi and thank you for your service. And is it true there's an MRE with a brownie (or something) that is basically worth its weight in gold in a trade? Heard of that before, was curious.

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PeachFlavoredMints 3 points ago +5 / -2

You'll have to bring it up to your drill sergeant. I was Air Force, "tendies" were considered low class.

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Pappy_Gunn 14 points ago +15 / -1

Yeah I had it rough in the Air Force a few times. Like one time, deployed, they had us stay in 3 star hotel and we had to double up in rooms! And the guy I was shacked up with wasn't even gay, and the mini bar fridge broke.

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OrangeManMeh 4 points ago +5 / -1

LOL

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Mavdick96 13 points ago +14 / -1

Where's the crayon eating thing come from? 😂

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Nomoralcompass89 29 points ago +30 / -1

Everyone knows the Marines eat crayons. This is a fact. Twitter doesn't even dispute it.

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 6 points ago +7 / -1

And when they do finally dispute it, you’ll really know it’s true

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Pappy_Gunn 11 points ago +12 / -1

Was Okinawa his girlfriend, or the island?

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MerlynTrump 4 points ago +5 / -1

Yeah, I've been wondering that too. Lots of things to learn from TD.

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Pappy_Gunn 3 points ago +4 / -1

they will brag about it.

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LorettasKankles 7 points ago +8 / -1

I showed my son videos of Receiving Week, and he asks why the DIs mistreat the boys so badly? He’s seven, mind you and he looked appalled. I says ”Son Marines need to go through this type of training because they cannot read or write this is the only way they can live now.” lol he and I laughed it off but I later explained that these DI’s need to break these young men and women down in order to build them up into the most deadly US Marine that they can be they demand the best. My son had a glean in his eye and said I “I love our military.” God bless you guys.

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Thingthing22 4 points ago +6 / -2

Yum yum

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YeDragonEnergy 1 point ago +2 / -1

Marine Corps is the best gun club, but it always depends on your MOS/contract you choose. A cook in the USMC usually won’t touch a weapon as part of their job while security forces in the Chair Force will be handling weapons daily