When my parents kicked me out I lived in my car for a few months and got eaten alive by mosquitoes, then got a room in this bedbug infested shithole for about a year then moved into a mouse infested shithole one bedroom studio apartment where I could actually get laid. Once you’ve moved into a place that has mammal pests instead of insect pests you know you’re in the clear. Depending on your income and various drug addictions it may take a while or possibly a lifetime to get through the living in your car phase.

Spez: Almost forgot, when sleeping in your car, neck support is key, the airport neck pillow things are the shit.