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deleted 57 points ago +57 / -0
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prayinpede 24 points ago +24 / -0

He also had a gastric bypass and is still fat

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Equality72521 13 points ago +13 / -0

He didn't have a bypass he had a lap-band. But yes, he's still fat. He probably should have gotten the bypass.

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prayinpede 11 points ago +11 / -0

Or he could try better eating choices. I was fat. I know how addictive unhealthy food is. It still comes down to choice. Learning about nutrition helps, real info not mainstream info.

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Truglow 5 points ago +5 / -0

He should have gotten a throat-band.

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conorsaintlouis 36 points ago +37 / -1

Tits

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ObamasLooseButthole 17 points ago +17 / -0

on who?

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HillarysStrapOn 7 points ago +8 / -1

Those he can see. It’s his teensy little pecker he ain’t seen in a few decades.

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sydneypede 23 points ago +23 / -0

I don’t! Would love to read about this. Fill me in please

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Cognito 55 points ago +55 / -0

Hi Friend,

Basically, when he was Governor of New Jersey, during a Gov shut down, he closed beaches to the public, then got caught enjoying said beach with his family. There was a series of memes featuring him in his beach chair in random locations.

That was flagrant hypocrisy and abuse of power, but I despise him for other things he did as Gov.

Christie is absolute trash. I really wish Trump would have distanced himself from swamp scum like him.

Here's an article:

"Chris Christie boldly soaks up rays on beach he shut to public"

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DonnieRamesJio 19 points ago +19 / -0

Don't forget the bridge he blocked during rush hour

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KickingPugilist 9 points ago +9 / -0

He blocked a lane for n the GWB but the point stands.

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thehacker4channel 1 point ago +1 / -0

Roads and sidewalks by me were shut down due to Covid. I’d rather just have one single lane be closed.

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BigIronBigIron 10 points ago +10 / -0

Just to be clear, anyone ELSE who tried this at the time, any of the regular citizens, would have been arrested

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So_Much_Happening 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bandied about on FEK nu channels because he's a shit fake!

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cumonmaaan 12 points ago +12 / -0

Power is derived from the consent of the governed. The citizens should have recalled him. This is a flagrant abuse of power that should be handled by the people. The president can't do anything about this.

People are lobotomized now. No one understands what our republic is supposed to be because the idea has been polluted so much by "public school education" (read indoctrination and inculcation to marxism).

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logan34 11 points ago +11 / -0

Seriously this scumbag went on air and basically said Trump is a sore loser and he needs to concede. Fuck this disloyal fat clown 🤡

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AllahFubar 8 points ago +9 / -1

With the lighting, looks like Kevin James.

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jubyeonin 10 points ago +11 / -1

Shut your whore mouth!

Kevin James is a national treasure.

https://youtu.be/wfGAktuU93s

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AllahFubar 5 points ago +5 / -0

Haha, just watched the mask vid. Indeed James is one of the good guys.

Edit: Also, I should have stated the likeness observation wasn't a slam, mostly the lighting on the face, not the weight since Christie would be more appropriately compared to Jabba Da Hut.

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jubyeonin 6 points ago +7 / -1

I always like watching reruns of The King of Queens. They don't make shows like that anymore. It's just rich people pretending to be poor and attempting to brainwash viewers.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 8 points ago +8 / -0

Kevin James is pretty based, though. Clear back in April or May he made a short film making fun of mask Nazis.

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AllahFubar 6 points ago +6 / -0

Interesting, I was wondering about James. Good to know, and he has always made me laugh.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, here's the short funny film he made about Mask Nazis. It's called "Out of Touch":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfGAktuU93s&ab_channel=KevinJames

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AllahFubar 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nice, haha, thanks pede, just check it out.

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BasedCostanza91 5 points ago +6 / -1

Unless you have serious medical condition, there’s zero excuse to be this obese.

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Indelible_Hippo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Didn’t he also close an extremely traffic heavy bridge for months for no reason except political lol and some of his staff went to jail or something

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KickingPugilist 6 points ago +6 / -0

A lane, but yes.

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Nadlers_Belt 5 points ago +5 / -0

He is within five years of a fatal heart attack.

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ThirstyLibertyTree 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope you’re a time traveler and not just guessing. Fuck that fat rino piece of shit.

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Maui_Boy 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think it’s a seasonal migration for this particular land manatee

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myredmagahat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Chris Christie was a disgrace to NJ

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Thesaintvegas 1 point ago +1 / -0

And it's NJ so that's really saying something.

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IvIA6A 3 points ago +4 / -1

This fat fuck is a national embarrassment.

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4more 3 points ago +4 / -1

Scum bag closed a bridge because they wouldn’t support his re-election.

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BigIronBigIron 3 points ago +4 / -1

Whichever Statie tipped off the news for this photo shoot is a hero.

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HookLineSinker 2 points ago +3 / -1

He’s bad, but Murphy takes it by a mile. From his first snow storm, to Covid, the worst!

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Get-schlonged 2 points ago +2 / -0

That poor chair

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AngelMark 2 points ago +2 / -0

I also remember listening to a solar powered radio after Sandy Storm in NJ and listening to him hug Obama who seemed presidential for 2 minutes to those who had power n could actually watch it live on TV!

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MySidesGoUp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like Jon Favreau taking a shit...

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Moominz0 2 points ago +2 / -0

he gives fat fucks a bad name.

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HoodooOperator 2 points ago +2 / -0

Christie Cream

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aurora69 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chris KrispyKreme is an A hole.

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kekNation 2 points ago +3 / -1

Politically speaking, I hate this fucker.

He was a surrogate for Romney against Obama and then NJ had a storm hit and Obama gave some federal $$ to NJ and just like that Christie was singing Obama’s praises for a month leading up to election. Obama did his most basic duty, declaring an emergency, and all of a sudden Christie started acting like Obama was great.

Also, this year’s first debate where Trump looked like a belligerent hot-headed politician; that was when Christie helped prep him. During the debate I thought “that looks like Christ fucking Christie shit” and a day later I saw that Christie & Rudy had been Trump’s prep team.

Christie is a useless piece of shit who makes wild emotionally motivated swings with zero fucking consistency or backbone. I have a buddy with impulse control issues and he’s the same way. Will be someone’s biggest fan at breakfast, their mortal enemy at lunch, and their professional cheerleader by dinner. Him and Christie have the exact same bodies too.

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HonestBobbin 2 points ago +3 / -1

Dirty Republicans can have the choice of a cell next or or bunking with their Democrat masters.

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Emhunt_77 2 points ago +2 / -0

Exactly! I stated the same! Tub ice Tuba can kiss our asses! Loser idiot

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PacificElectric 2 points ago +2 / -0

That ass needs to shut the fuck up

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BunnyPicnic 2 points ago +2 / -0

If I ever get a front butt, will one of you end my misery? Dude hasn't seen his dick since the 80s.

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probablyacoincidence 2 points ago +2 / -0

SeaWorld got a call that day that Shamu was stuck on the beach, turns out when they showed up it was just chris Christie laying on his back unable to get up

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OccasionalCortex21 2 points ago +3 / -1

How can obese people look at themselves in the mirror and not be disgusted enough to fix themselves?

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KickingPugilist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Save, but the issues may lay Deeper than we realize.

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Chuckwagon642000 2 points ago +3 / -1

Krispy Kreme calendar boy.

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TheKokaneeGroper 2 points ago +3 / -1

I only see a beached whale

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clampie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Am I wrong to think this was hilarious?

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Sumarongi 2 points ago +3 / -1

This dude is only in it for himself

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Sniff_N_Blow_2020 1 point ago +2 / -1

His poor wife. Can you imagine how much extra food that woman had to cook just to feed his fat ass?

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Free_Windir 1 point ago +1 / -0

Scumbag.

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mickusa1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Animal farm..

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Moltar 1 point ago +2 / -1

Beached whale

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jedinestor 1 point ago +2 / -1

What if Christie’s compromised by ccp and one of many to caught up by kraken? That would be great

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duckstuck 1 point ago +2 / -1

Me too.

What an absolute ass.

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Cherioldtown 1 point ago +2 / -1

[email protected]#!$% Traitor...Turncoat..Backstabber POS!!

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Jimmy_Russler 1 point ago +2 / -1

Peperidge farms remembers

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Trump_Lover 1 point ago +2 / -1

Never forgot the picture of him eating an enormous bag of M&Ms at a baseball game like it was popcorn. He’s vile!

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Dialectic 1 point ago +2 / -1

I can smell this fat fuck from here

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edxzxz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not arguing he's not an asshole, he is, but he owns a beachfront house that has riparian rights (he owns the beach up to the high tide line) so he's not on a closed beach, he's on his own private property.

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jubyeonin 0 points ago +2 / -2

I remember that. The media actually covered it so much I heard about it in passing multiple times.

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NCPatriqt 0 points ago +1 / -1

Disgusting front ass sticking out while sitting down...sick.

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