Politically speaking, I hate this fucker.

He was a surrogate for Romney against Obama and then NJ had a storm hit and Obama gave some federal $$ to NJ and just like that Christie was singing Obama’s praises for a month leading up to election. Obama did his most basic duty, declaring an emergency, and all of a sudden Christie started acting like Obama was great.

Also, this year’s first debate where Trump looked like a belligerent hot-headed politician; that was when Christie helped prep him. During the debate I thought “that looks like Christ fucking Christie shit” and a day later I saw that Christie & Rudy had been Trump’s prep team.

Christie is a useless piece of shit who makes wild emotionally motivated swings with zero fucking consistency or backbone. I have a buddy with impulse control issues and he’s the same way. Will be someone’s biggest fan at breakfast, their mortal enemy at lunch, and their professional cheerleader by dinner. Him and Christie have the exact same bodies too.