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This man argued 12 times in front SCOTUS and won all 12. He is the legal mastermind behind President Trump's Constitutional argument in the 2020 Election Fraud case. GEOTUS likes to throw flares (Rudy/Jenna) to distract the enemy, while his strategic forces are readying for the counter-assault!! (media.patriots.win)
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– Itateeverybody 276 points ago +296 / -20

But has he made any vague references to sea creatures yet?

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– ReleaseTheKekken 183 points ago +185 / -2

You dare to make fun of the great Kraken?! You're askin' for a tentacle up the peehole, boy.

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– Rhayne 10 points ago +15 / -5

There's a river eel that can swim up a sheep's anus, grabs it's intestines. It spins in, and then reverse spins out with the intestines in its mouth. I believe at 1000rpms.... Something like that.

Shooting star

Now you know

EDIT HOLY SHIT

I was trying to find that eel to show you, and I found this.... What in the actual fuck. There is a video. It does not disappoint.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-swallows-two-live-eels-21293128

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